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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> New Found Glory
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for New Found Glory that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 49 misheard song lyrics for New Found Glory on amIright currently.
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"All Down Hill From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pikachu Directed out your butt
Original Lyrics:
Figured you were acting out your part.
"All Down Hill From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pikachu corrected out opera
Original Lyrics:
Figured you were writing out your part.
"All Down Hill From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pikachu erected out your butt
Original Lyrics:
Figured you were acting out your part.
"All Down Hill From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pikachu was acting out your part
Original Lyrics:
Figured you were acting out your part.
"All Down Hill From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pikachu was writing out the part.
Original Lyrics:
Figured you were writing out your part.
"All Down Hill from Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Figured you were rotting out your butt
Original Lyrics:
Figured you were writing out your part.
"All Downhill From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catalyst, you exist to pull me down.
Original Lyrics:
Catalyst, you insist to pull me down.
"All Downhill From Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the return of the mushrooms.
Original Lyrics:
And I can tell that you're going through the motions.
"All Downhill From Hill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can tell you're going through the motions
Pikachu will rescue Al Capone.
Pikachu will rescue Al Capone.
Original Lyrics:
And I can tell you're going through the motions
I figured you were acting out your part.
I figured you were acting out your part.
"All Downhill from Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pikachu erected out your butt!
Original Lyrics:
Figured you were writing out your part!
Cats are cute! Pizza is the best food God ever gave us!
"All Downhill from Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pikachu erected out your butt
Original Lyrics:
Forget you were acting out your part
"All Downhill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All town H*** from here
Original Lyrics:
All downhill from here
"All Downhill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's all to H*** from here.
Original Lyrics:
And it's all downhill from here.
"Ballad for the Lost Romantics" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm carsick I've got an ulcer
Original Lyrics:
I've grown sick I've gotten older
"Better Off Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On my phone again, that's what she said.
Original Lyrics:
On my own again, that's what she said.
"Goonies 'r' Good Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we are staring at a street of greed, and booze.
Original Lyrics:
Here we are, hanging onto strainds of greed, and blues.
"Head On Collision" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the way you present yourself
For all your worst credits to see.
For all your worst credits to see.
Original Lyrics:
It's the way you present yourself
For all your worst critics to see.
For all your worst critics to see.
"Heaven Isn't Too Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what the French might say.
Original Lyrics:
No matter what your friends might say.
"Hit Or Miss (Waited Too Long)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The needle on my record player has been wearing thin.
The sucker has been playing, since the day you've been with him.
The sucker has been playing, since the day you've been with him.
Original Lyrics:
The needle on my record player has been wearing thin.
This record has been playing, since the day you've been with him.
This record has been playing, since the day you've been with him.
"Hit Or Miss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my pocket a mandolin
Original Lyrics:
Turn my back and I ran away
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk off your p***.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk off your kiss.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I choked on your piss
For another night in a row
For another night in a row
Original Lyrics:
I'm drunk off your kiss
For another night in a row
For another night in a row
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drunk up your p***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm drunk off your kiss.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I j*** off your kids.
Original Lyrics:
I'm drunk off your kiss.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I still think my friends over you.
Original Lyrics:
I still pick my friends over you.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I still think my friends over you.
Original Lyrics:
I still pick my friends over you.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drunk off darkness
Original Lyrics:
I'm drunk off your kiss
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drunk off your p***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm drunk off your kiss.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drunk off your p***
Original Lyrics:
I'm drunk off your kiss
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just for show you said it.
Original Lyrics:
It's just for show isn't it.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just for show, you said it.
Original Lyrics:
It's just for show, isn't it?
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my fault that it's my fault.
Original Lyrics:
It's my fault that it fell apart.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just maybe you could eat this.
Original Lyrics:
Just maybe you need this.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just maybe, gonna eat this?
Original Lyrics:
Just maybe you need this.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no room left here on my back
You're a savage whining goat.
You're a savage whining goat.
Original Lyrics:
There’s no room left here on my back
It was damaged long ago.
It was damaged long ago.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no room left here on my back
You've been savaged long ago.
You've been savaged long ago.
Original Lyrics:
There's no room left here on my back
It was damaged long ago.
It was damaged long ago.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no room left here on my bed.
Original Lyrics:
There's no room left here on my back.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no room left to run my vacuum.
Original Lyrics:
There's no room left here on my back.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though you swear that you aren't
You are stupid, my friend's over you.
You are stupid, my friend's over you.
Original Lyrics:
Though you swear that you are true
I'd still pick my friends over you.
I'd still pick my friends over you.
"My Friends Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though you swear that you were true
I still think my friend is over you.
I still think my friend is over you.
Original Lyrics:
Though you swear that you are true
I'd still pick my friends over you.
I'd still pick my friends over you.
"So Many Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says: 'hello...' '...how can you ever breed without me?'
Original Lyrics:
She says: 'hello...' '...how can you ever breathe without me?'
"So Many Ways"
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be so many ways to say goodbye
But I guess it'll be much fun this time.
But I guess it'll be much fun this time.
Original Lyrics:
There must be so many ways to say goodbye
But I can't seem to think of one this time.
But I can't seem to think of one this time.
"Sonny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An empty chair and all the tables
And I'll be seeing you at all the days by the hotel.
And I'll be seeing you at all the days by the hotel.
Original Lyrics:
An empty chair at all the tables
And I'll be seeing you when all my days boil down.
And I'll be seeing you when all my days boil down.
"The Glory Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Denied, its very clear.
Is it ass rippled body hair?
Is there so many things I wanna say?
I will always slurp you.
I won't ever leave leave you alone.
I will forever use you.
I can't be naked alone
Is it ass rippled body hair?
Is there so many things I wanna say?
I will always slurp you.
I won't ever leave leave you alone.
I will forever use you.
I can't be naked alone
Original Lyrics:
Tonight it's very clear.
As we're both lying here.
There's so many things I wanna say.
I will always love you.
I will never leave you alone
I don't want to lose you.
I could never make it alone
As we're both lying here.
There's so many things I wanna say.
I will always love you.
I will never leave you alone
I don't want to lose you.
I could never make it alone
"Understatement" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sick of smiling, and so is my job.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of smiling, and so is my jaw.
"Understatement" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sick of smiling, and so it's my job.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of smiling, and so is my jaw.
"You've Got a Friend in Pennsylvania"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that's screwed my life is now up to me
Original Lyrics:
All that's left for my life is now up to me
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