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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for My Chemical Romance that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 274 misheard song lyrics for My Chemical Romance on amIright currently.

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"Blood (Hidden Track)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the girlies.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
Original Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
"Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my hairs are bending down my body
Original Lyrics:
All my hair's abandoned all my body
"Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm just snogging from the cream, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm just soggy from the chemo.
"Cemetery Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss you, sofa.
Original Lyrics:
I miss you so far.
"Cemetery Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then Stalin
Crashed the cemetery gates
In the dress your husband hates
Original Lyrics:
In a solitary style
And crash the cemetery gates.
In the dress your husband hates
"DESTROYA"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I believe we're the enemy
Original Lyrics:
But I believe in the enemy
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take the death
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Original Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Even though every single lyrics site I visited said otherwise, I believed these were the actual lyrics for the longest time. I had to play the song at almost full volume and put my ear to the speaker in order to realize I was wrong.
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a piss on my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tired and oh so Swedish
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be granted? Take a piss with one hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*** from overhead?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*ss by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*ss with one hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pencil by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the head?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
"Demolition Lovers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're scarecrows in the nudist claim.
Original Lyrics:
The scarecrows that fuel this flame
"Destroya"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess let's f*** with the enemy
Original Lyrics:
Against the sun we're the enemy
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring out the Obvious Team
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget the obvious scene
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the ugliest team.
or
We got the ugliest tea.
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never learned to drop and beg.
Original Lyrics:
You never learned a g**d*** thing.
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And life that's come, into this world.
I stared as this moment was hed for me.
Original Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
A lifeless cop into this wall
I started as this moment was held for me
Original Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And back there I left here where no one could see
A lifeless goat into this world
I stand as this moment was held for me
Original Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As ice cream and roses fall at your feet
Original Lyrics:
As rice grains and roses fall at your feet
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll laugh at Sweeney Todd
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
Original Lyrics:
We'll laugh as we die
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
"Early Sunsets Over Monroeville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I married a fetus.
Original Lyrics:
And our memories defeat us.
"Early Sunsets Over Monroeville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But does anyone notice there's a cop in this bed?
Original Lyrics:
But does anyone notice there's a corpse in this bed?
"FTWWW"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speak casually.
Original Lyrics:
Spit casually.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
A life that's so demeaning
Original Lyrics:
A life that's so demanding
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see Lou lying next to me
With words I'd thought I'd ever spleen.
Original Lyrics:
And I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jack Black holds out a mirror
And I'm so weak.
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
At a jet black hose in a mirror
Just once a week.
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to keep on living
Original Lyrics:
I am not afraid to keep on living
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it hard understanding Why men complete
Original Lyrics:
Well, is it hard understanding I'm incomplete
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing you can say can stop me go in Knome.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
So may bright lights that cast a shadow
Original Lyrics:
So many bright lights that cast a shadow
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jet black holes in the mirror
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, is it hard to understand
Why men compete
Original Lyrics:
Well, is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why get so weak?
Original Lyrics:
I get so weak
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
a jet black hose and a mirror.
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
"Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blasting into the whirl
Or the last sinking sea.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing hands forever
Or the last thing I see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing into the world
For the last thing I see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see mentals away
Or the last thing I see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
"Give 'Em Hell Kid [LOTMS Version]"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cause your dogs a better cop than me
Original Lyrics:
Just cause you drive a better car than me
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the best man touched a whore.
Original Lyrics:
In the best damn dress I own.
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the best man trashed the hall!
Original Lyrics:
In the best damn dress I own.
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the best damn crotch I own
Original Lyrics:
In the best damn dress I own
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
O'Reilly's head is for sale.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, here comes the sound.
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, help me fall down!
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, here comes the sound!
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dreams and your homeless hair
Original Lyrics:
Your dreams and your hopeless hair
"Hang 'Em High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goths who wear my size
Original Lyrics:
Got you in my sights
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birmingham
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn it all
Just like a match you start to incinerate
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a man you tried to get in again
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you light up a cigarette.
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you tryin' to get in again
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can weezer to tweezer?
And weed again.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defeat them, defeat them
Then we'll meet again.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and
Then we'll meet again?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helena
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
The title of this song is never actually mentioned in the lyrics.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you, I breath you
We'll meet again
When both our hearts collide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the horse you try to get in again.
or
Just like the horse you tied to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the horseshoe, tried to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse, you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the horseshoe tried to get in & get out.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the nurse you'd die to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the Hershey delicate in a cab.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god, just like the hearing you had to hear again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my God
Just like the hurt still tryin' to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, not goodnight
Original Lyrics:
So long and goodnight.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The limes of everyone you know
Original Lyrics:
The lives of everyone you know
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lines of every book you wrote
And what's the words to tell.
Original Lyrics:
The lives of everyone you knew
And what's the worst to take.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in Français.
or
Things are better in France, eh?
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in prostate.
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better refried steak
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the very tortured souls
Original Lyrics:
We are the very hurt you sold
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll bend me then meet again
Well both are cards glide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then we'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll meet again when Johnny Carson dies.
Original Lyrics:
We'll meet again when both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst Barack could say?
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I was gay.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better in Box A.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And baby, hurt like hell
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you won't f*** my Frank.
Original Lyrics:
And you won't f*** my friends.
It sounds like Gerard, the singer, is saying 'Frank' instead of 'friends'. Frank is a member of the band!
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A naked baby crane
or
I'm crazy-oh my pain
or
Oh baby it may drown
or
I maybe let me down.
or
I maybe let me down.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in my end.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, look back down.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The amount of pills I'm taking, cataracts, the booze I'm drinking
Original Lyrics:
The amount of pills I'm taking counteracts the booze I'm drinking
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm working out
Original Lyrics:
We're not working out
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the choir boys around you
Just to compliment that sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the fall out boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
Original Lyrics:
Get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a batty motherf***er
Tell your sister that I love her.
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad but I can f*** it
I'm your sister or another
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a band, mothaf***er
Tell your sister I'm your mother.
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad mothaf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
You won't exist, and I'm another
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I am batman
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a bad man
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a midget
Take this to my grave.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a ninja
Take this to my grape.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an Injun
Take this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got in our sins for days.
Original Lyrics:
We got innocence for days.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body buy a house down there
Original Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body burn your house right down
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burp in hell
Every body burn that house right now
Original Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body burn your house right down
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I wanna say
Tell me I'm a ninja
Take this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
What I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I am, yes I am.
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I am, yes I am.
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, S-I-N
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm in, oh, yes I'm in.
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soggy buns, soggy buns
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a bad man
Kick me like a slave
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a bad man
Kick me like a stray
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm angel,
Shake this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave.
Gerard sometimes has a bad pronunciation, not my fault
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got an inner sasquertease
Original Lyrics:
We got innocence for days.
"How to Disappear"
Misheard Lyrics:
And where the h*ll too, is how I disappear.
Original Lyrics:
And without you is how I diappear.
"I Don't Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take your drugs and get out.
Original Lyrics:
So take your gloves and get out.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
And we'll all fart down.
Original Lyrics:
Down
And down we go
And down we go
And down we go
And we all fall down.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and nose.
Original Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and lose.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and those
Original Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and lose.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you marry them.
Original Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you so farting
Every day.
Original Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you so farting
Every day
Original Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do for a Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch my angel soup
I fall out of grace
Original Lyrics:
Touched by angels, though I fall out of grace
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never want to let you down
Or have you go it's... But I rock this way
Original Lyrics:
I never want to let you down
Or have you go, it's better off this way
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not so gay.
Original Lyrics:
i'm not okay.
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the sack and so
I'm not okay.
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor
I'm not okay.
Ferard is real!!!!!!!!!
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot,
From jumping out the second door
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out the second floor?
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out of fat camp?
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out the second floor?
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you read me like a book
With the pages on the toilet frame.
Original Lyrics:
You said you read me like a book
But the pages are all torn and frayed.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
A blonde warthog with you
Original Lyrics:
And then I will be with you
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
But would you kill me and my slave?
We still arise the dead.
Original Lyrics:
But would you kill me in my sleep?
Lay still like the dead.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted to the la booze.
Original Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted, temporary wounds.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted,
Temporary blues are coming back, for the dead!
Original Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds, I'm coming back from the dead.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds are coming back from the dead
Original Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds, I'm coming back from the dead.
"It's Not a Fashion Statement"
Misheard Lyrics:
And pave these woods
In Bitchfoundland
Original Lyrics:
And paint these walls
In pitchfork red
"It's Not a Fashion Statement"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a lisp changing colors
Original Lyrics:
Just like the leaves changing colors
"It's Not a Fashion Statement"
Misheard Lyrics:
just like lizard changing colors
Original Lyrics:
Just like the leaves changing colors
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And just you mind, you're mad as a web.
Original Lyrics:
And just you mind your manners when
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we go down famous
We'll let the fires just faze us.
Original Lyrics:
And when we go
Don't blame us
We'll let the fires just bathe us.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we go
Don't blame us
We'll let the fire just fade us.
Original Lyrics:
And when we go
Don't blame us
We'll let the fires just bathe us.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a recording, sweetheart
And maybe they'll sing you a song
But there's s*** that I've done with this fall forgiven
Original Lyrics:
And if you would call me your sweetheart
I'd maybe then sing you a song
But there's s*** that I've done with this f*** of a gun,
This is what happens when I listen to a song a bunch of times during school with people talking loudly all the time, but never at home where I can actually, and clearly, hear what the singer is saying. :x
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you could count on the infection
They can amputate it well
Original Lyrics:
If you could coddle the infection
They can amputate at once
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return from the ashes, you whore
Original Lyrics:
Return from the ashes you call
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're done after all
Original Lyrics:
We're damned after all
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well mother walk the wall between my legs and to my tounge
Original Lyrics:
Well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tounge
she really did think that was what it said.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well mother was the warding to my legs and to my toe
Original Lyrics:
Well mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made it sound so famous
Original Lyrics:
You made us oh so famous
"Mastas of Ravenkroft"
Misheard Lyrics:
Side mutations
~~~
later...
~~~
My location
Original Lyrics:
Salutations
~~~
later...
~~~
Medication
"Mastas of Ravenkroft"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your rickety boats
Forgot to bring any ham
Original Lyrics:
You got your rickety bones
I got my rickety hands
"Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather go to hell
Standing in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull this pin
Rock this world alone
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather go to hell
Than be in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull this pin
Let this world explode
"Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make no apology, and stand for victory
Original Lyrics:
Make no apology, it's death or victory.
"Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make no apology, it's way too fun for me.
Original Lyrics:
Make no apology, it's death or victory.
"Na Na Na"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gavin boring
Original Lyrics:
Gag and bore me
"Our Lady of Sorrows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand, I play guitar
Original Lyrics:
Stand up fucking tall
"SCARECROW"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all make love tonight.
Original Lyrics:
We're all in love tonight.
"Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can steal this car if it fucks them up
Original Lyrics:
We can steal this car if your folks don't mind.
"Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can steal this car if it fucks your mind.
Original Lyrics:
We can steal this car if your folks don't mind.
"Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it to your nuts.
Original Lyrics:
Sing it 'til you're nuts.
"Skylines And Turnstiles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you still got one laugh left,
Inside that cave you call a chest
Original Lyrics:
That's if you've still got one that's left
Inside that cave you call a chest.
"Skylines And Turnstiles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's if you've still got one life left
Inside that cake you call a chest.
Original Lyrics:
That's if you've still got one that's left
Inside that cave you call a chest.
"Skylines And Turnstiles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We light our elves and punch our time.
Ride escalators colder than us all.
Original Lyrics:
We light our rails and punch our time.
Ride escalators colder than a cell.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another co*k in the murder machine
Original Lyrics:
Another cog in the murder machine
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So darken you're clothes
or strike a violin pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, I'll strike a violin pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't get real close, I'll strike a violent pose.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take off your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So talking of those
Strike a violent pose.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes
I'll strike an Ireland pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their trays fall, teenagers make me wanna squeeze some t*ts
Original Lyrics:
They said all teenagers scare the living s*** out of me
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They could care less
As long as I wanna bleed.
Original Lyrics:
They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said those teen 80's shows the living shit out of me
Original Lyrics:
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll rip all your threads
Tell you your aunts are dead.
Original Lyrics:
They'll rip off your heads
Your aspirations to shreds.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll rip up your hedge,
Your aspirations to shreds.
Original Lyrics:
They'll rip off your heads
Your aspirations to shreds.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ch all you want
But who's gonna save me?
Original Lyrics:
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dish all you want
But who's gonna save me?
Original Lyrics:
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is what you want
Then follow me
Original Lyrics:
If this is what you want
Then fire at will
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is what you want Then, fine! I will!
Original Lyrics:
If this is what you want Then fire at will
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's, like, bleeding on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
What's life like, bleeding on the floor.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peach all you want
But who's gonna see May?
Original Lyrics:
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Westlife's like, bleeding on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
What's life like, bleeding on the floor.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Westlife's, like, bleeding on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
What's life like bleeding on the floor?
"The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although your synagogue believes me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
"The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave me.
Original Lyrics:
Save me.
"The Ghost Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As you handle the world
Or the last thing I'll see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I'll see.
"The Jetset Life Is Going To Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check into the Hotel De Nuestra Muerte.
Original Lyrics:
Check into the Hotel Bella Muerte.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, the blood
Original Lyrics:
Pull the plug.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip into this trucker near you
Smoke this chamber dry.
Original Lyrics:
Slip into this tragedy you've
Spun this chamber dry.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teen sex's the hardest part of living, alright!
Original Lyrics:
It's the hardest part of living, alright!
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I laughed all the poison away with the boys in the band
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys and...
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys in a way with the boys in the band
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys
And away with the boys in the bed.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love all the boys in
A way with the boys in the band
Original Lyrics:
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love all the boys
and away with the boys in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really am a bender and it shows
Original Lyrics:
I've really been on a bender and it shows
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've really been on a venerated show
Original Lyrics:
I've really been on a bender and it shows
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
In love with all of these Pampers
Original Lyrics:
In love with all of these vampires
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me
Or kiss me as we...[indistinguishable]
Original Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me
A kiss before she goes
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest TV.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to me.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadly STD
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can me corode like some cheese in posh cloths.
Original Lyrics:
you can watch me corode like a beast in repose.
"This Is How I Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And with 'A-CHOO', is how I diss a pear.
Original Lyrics:
And without you, is how I disappear.
"This Is How I Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God decide your path.
Original Lyrics:
Girls inside your bed
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll forget her for dying too late
Original Lyrics:
I'll forget all the diamonds you ate
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll forget how the darkness you hate.
Original Lyrics:
I'll forget all the diamonds you ate.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go down
We'll celebrate our Holy Ghost of the dead.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go down
This elevator only goes up to ten.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Share the fries at the lake.
Original Lyrics:
Share the vows at the wake.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Share the fries at the wake.
Original Lyrics:
Share the vows at the wake.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants a mansion and a house for her broom.
Original Lyrics:
He calls the mansion not a house, but a tomb.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wedding party's all collapsing with doom.
Original Lyrics:
The wedding party all collapsed in the room.
"To the End"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the cider I do drink
Original Lyrics:
And all the cyanide that you drank
"Vampire Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Black's so cool
Original Lyrics:
Jet black, so cool
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now the night comes out to stage for this they come impaired she said
Original Lyrics:
And now the nightclub sets the stage for this they come in pairs she said
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving in this dirt
Original Lyrics:
Driving in this hearse
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the floor.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot Whitey.
Original Lyrics:
Shot white teeth
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Machop! Come on!
Original Lyrics:
Let's go! Come on!
Machop = a Pokemon In case someone didn't know.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something stuck in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
You put the spike in my heart.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna swing of my gun
Original Lyrics:
You put the spike in my heart.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
A woman sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Original Lyrics:
A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, belive me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, belive me
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're diddy kong believe me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone believe me
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're silicone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're singing, God, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your head are gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your head is gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your synagogue believes me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when your head are gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurricane Katrina
Original Lyrics:
And in my heart, I can't contain it.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know we carry through the fears (oh oh oh)
Diss and point the faces of your peers
Original Lyrics:
On and on we carry through the fears (oh oh oh)
Disappointed faces of your peers
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't explode or say I'm sorry.
Original Lyrics:
I won't explain or say I'm sorry.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to shove my scarf
To the chair!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shoot my skunk into the chair.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar, give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shoot myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shove my skunk
into the chair for all the broken!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar!
Give a cheer for all the broken!
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shove my skunk in the car.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar, give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar
To the chair, for all the broken
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna show my (scar)
Give a cheer, for all the broken
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's show it loud and clear
Original Lyrics:
Lets shout it loud and clear
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucario!
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on!
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucario
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heartache can't contain it
Original Lyrics:
Until my heart I can't contain it
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I'll leave you a bathtub to lead you.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'll leave you a phantom to lead you.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ontario, Ontario
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on, we'll carry on.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at me 'cause I can not guarantee
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me 'cause I could not care at all
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at me, 'cause I cannot carry on.
Original Lyrics:
Sing and look at me, 'cause I cannot carry on.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bod lives in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Through it all the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though you're cynical, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
Though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through it all the rise and fall
The bondage in the streets.
Original Lyrics:
Through it all the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through it all, the rise and fall
The bowls and the feets.
Original Lyrics:
Through it all, the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
To fight until the end we hear the call
Original Lyrics:
Defiant to the end we hear the call
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're carrion.
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never make me.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never break me.
Me So Amadeus adds: "The misheard lyrics may be about being 'made' (not being made in the you-know-what sense). A made man is a newly-formed Italian mafioso. Coincidentally, Gerard (Way, lead singer) is Italian-American.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never rape me.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never break me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your misery will carry on.
Original Lyrics:
Your memory will carry on.
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your synagogues bully me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Some people say it's "cynical" rather than dead and gone, but every lyric source I can find says dead and gone
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm unashamed,
Gonna show my scar to the chair
fort is broken
Original Lyrics:
I'm unashamed,
gonna show my scar
Give a cheer for the broken
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my heart I can't contain it
Original Lyrics:
Until my heart I can't contain it
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
How just two minute hiatus
Original Lyrics:
How we're just two men as God had made us
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
How now, Brown Cow?
Original Lyrics:
Now, now, now, now
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down on myself
But I'll go down on my friends.
Original Lyrics:
I won't go down by myself
But I'll go down with my friends.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves.
Original Lyrics:
like a bullet through a flock of doves
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves
To wage this war against your face.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of doves
To wage this war against your faith.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bullet through a flock of gloves
Original Lyrics:
Like a bullet through a flock of doves
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cell mates are killer
They make me do push-ups in track.
Original Lyrics:
My cellmate's a killer
They make me do push-ups in drag.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
They make me do push-ups and Trig.
Original Lyrics:
They make me do push-ups in drag.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
This war against your face.
Original Lyrics:
To wage this war against your faith
"Zero Percent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satanic animals like me never have a home.
Original Lyrics:
Synthetic animals like me never have a home.

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