Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> My Chemical Romance
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"Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucario
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on
"Blood (Hidden Track)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the girlies.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
Original Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
"Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm just snogging from the cream, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm just soggy from the chemo.
"Cemetary Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss you, sofa.
Original Lyrics:
I miss you so far.
"Cemetery Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then Stalin
Crashed the cemetery gates
In the dress your husband hates
Crashed the cemetery gates
In the dress your husband hates
Original Lyrics:
In a solitary style
And crash the cemetery gates.
In the dress your husband hates
And crash the cemetery gates.
In the dress your husband hates
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take the death
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Then your heart can't take the death
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Original Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Even though every single lyrics site I visited said otherwise, I believed these were the actual lyrics for the longest time. I had to play the song at almost full volume and put my ear to the speaker in order to realize I was wrong.
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a piss on my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be granted? Take a piss with one hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*** by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*** with one hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pencil by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the head?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
"Demolition Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're scarecrows in the nudist claim.
Original Lyrics:
The scarecrows that fuel this flame
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget the obvious scene
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the ugliest team.
or
We got the ugliest tea.
or
We got the ugliest tea.
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never learned to drop and beg.
Original Lyrics:
You never learned a g**d*** thing.
"Drowning Lessons"
Misheard Lyrics:
And back there I left here where no one could see
A lifeless goat into this world
I stand as this moment was held for me
A lifeless goat into this world
I stand as this moment was held for me
Original Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
"Drowning Lessons"
Misheard Lyrics:
As ice cream and roses fall at your feet
Original Lyrics:
As rice grains and roses fall at your feet
"Drowning Lessons"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll laugh at Sweeney Todd
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
Original Lyrics:
We'll laugh as we die
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
"Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I married a fetus.
Original Lyrics:
And our memories defeat us.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
A life that's so demeaning
Original Lyrics:
A life that's so demanding
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see Lou lying next to me
With words I'd thought I'd ever spleen.
With words I'd thought I'd ever spleen.
Original Lyrics:
And I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak.
With words I thought I'd never speak.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jack Black holds out a mirror
And I'm so weak.
And I'm so weak.
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak.
And I'm so weak.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
At a jet black hose in a mirror
Just once a week.
Just once a week.
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak.
And I'm so weak.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it hard understanding Why men complete
Original Lyrics:
Well, is it hard understanding I'm incomplete
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing you can say can stop me go in Knome.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
So may bright lights that cast a shadow
Original Lyrics:
So many bright lights that cast a shadow
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jet black holes in the mirror
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, is it hard to understand
Why men compete
Why men compete
Original Lyrics:
Well, is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete
I'm incomplete
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why get so weak?
Original Lyrics:
I get so weak
"Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blasting into the whirl
Or the last sinking sea.
Or the last sinking sea.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing hands forever
Or the last thing I see.
Or the last thing I see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing into the world
For the last thing I see.
For the last thing I see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
Or the last thing I see.
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the best man touched a whore.
Original Lyrics:
In the best damn dress I own.
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the best man trashed the hall!
Original Lyrics:
In the best damn dress I own.
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dreams and your homeless hair
Original Lyrics:
Your dreams and your hopeless hair
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the best damn crotch I own
Original Lyrics:
In the best damn dress I own
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
O'Reilly's head is for sale.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, here comes the sound.
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, help me fall down!
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, here comes the sound!
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birmingham
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn it all
Just like a match you start to incinerate
Just like a match you start to incinerate
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on Just like a man you tried to get in again
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you light up a cigarette.
Just like a match you light up a cigarette.
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you tryin' to get in again
Just like a match you tryin' to get in again
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can weezer to tweezer?
And weed again.
And weed again.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again?
We'll meet again?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defeat them, defeat them
Then we'll meet again.
Then we'll meet again.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and
Then we'll meet again?
Then we'll meet again?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helena
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you, I breath you
We'll meet again
When both our hearts collide.
We'll meet again
When both our hearts collide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the horse you try to get in again.
or
Just like the horse you tied to get in again.
or
Just like the horse you tied to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the horseshoe, tried to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse, you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the horseshoe tried to get in & get out.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the nurse you'd die to get in again.
Just like the nurse you'd die to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god, just like the hearing you had to hear again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my God
Just like the hurt still tryin' to get in again.
Just like the hurt still tryin' to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, not goodnight
Original Lyrics:
So long and goodnight.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The limes of everyone you know
Original Lyrics:
The lives of everyone you know
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lines of every book you wrote
And what's the words to tell.
And what's the words to tell.
Original Lyrics:
The lives of everyone you knew
And what's the worst to take.
And what's the worst to take.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in Français.
or
Things are better in France, eh?
or
Things are better in France, eh?
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in prostate.
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll bend me then meet again
Well both are cards glide.
Well both are cards glide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then we'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
When both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll meet again when Johnny Carson dies.
Original Lyrics:
We'll meet again when both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst Barack could say?
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I was gay.
Things would be better if I was gay.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I stay.
Things would be better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better in Box A.
Things are better in Box A.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay.
Things are better if I stay.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
And baby, hurt like hell
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you won't f*** my Frank.
Original Lyrics:
And you won't f*** my friends.
It sounds like Gerard, the singer, is saying 'Frank' instead of 'friends'. Frank is a member of the band!
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in my end.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, look back down.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
Misheard Lyrics:
The amount of pills I'm taking, cataracts, the booze I'm drinking
Original Lyrics:
The amount of pills I'm taking counteracts the booze I'm drinking
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an Injun
Take this to my grave
Take this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave
Take this to my grave
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I wanna say
Tell me I'm a ninja
Take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a ninja
Take this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
What I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the choir boys around you
Just to compliment that sweater.
Just to compliment that sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
It's a compliment, I swear.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the fall out boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
It's a compliment, I swear.
Original Lyrics:
Get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
It's a compliment, I swear.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a batty motherf***er
Tell your sister that I love her.
Tell your sister that I love her.
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad but I can f*** it
I'm your sister or another
I'm your sister or another
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a band, mothaf***er
Tell your sister I'm your mother.
Tell your sister I'm your mother.
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad mothaf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
You won't exist, and I'm another
You won't exist, and I'm another
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I am batman
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a bad man
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a midget
Take this to my grave.
Take this to my grave.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave.
Take this to my grave.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a ninja
Take this to my grape.
Take this to my grape.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave.
Take this to my grave.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got in our sins for days.
Original Lyrics:
We got innocence for days.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body buy a house down there
Every body buy a house down there
Original Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body burn your house right down
Every body burn your house right down
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I am, yes I am.
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm in, oh, yes I'm in.
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"I Don't Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take your drugs and get out.
Original Lyrics:
So take your gloves and get out.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
And we'll all fart down.
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
And we'll all fart down.
Original Lyrics:
Down
And down we go
And down we go
And down we go
And we all fall down.
And down we go
And down we go
And down we go
And we all fall down.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and nose.
Original Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and lose.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you marry them.
'Til you marry them.
Original Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you so farting
Every day.
Every day.
Original Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you so farting
Every day
Every day
Original Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
'Til you bury them.
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out of fat camp?
From jumping out of fat camp?
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out the second floor?
From jumping out the second floor?
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you read me like a book
With the pages on the toilet frame.
With the pages on the toilet frame.
Original Lyrics:
You said you read me like a book
But the pages are all torn and frayed.
But the pages are all torn and frayed.
"I'm Not Okay"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not so gay.
Original Lyrics:
i'm not okay.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
A blonde warthog with you
Original Lyrics:
And then I will be with you
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted to the la booze.
Original Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted, temporary wounds.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds are coming back from the dead
Temporary wounds are coming back from the dead
Original Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds, I'm coming back from the dead.
Temporary wounds, I'm coming back from the dead.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement"
Misheard Lyrics:
But would you kill me and my slave?
We still arise the dead.
We still arise the dead.
Original Lyrics:
But would you kill me in my sleep?
Lay still like the dead.
Lay still like the dead.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And just you mind, you're mad as a web.
Original Lyrics:
And just you mind your manners when
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we go down famous
We'll let the fires just faze us.
We'll let the fires just faze us.
Original Lyrics:
And when we go
Don't blame us
We'll let the fires just bathe us.
Don't blame us
We'll let the fires just bathe us.
"Skylines And Turnstiles"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's if you've still got one life left
Inside that cake you call a chest.
Inside that cake you call a chest.
Original Lyrics:
That's if you've still got one that's left
Inside that cave you call a chest.
Inside that cave you call a chest.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't get real close, I'll strike a violent pose.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take off your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
And strike a violent pose.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So talking of those
Strike a violent pose.
Strike a violent pose.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They could care less
As long as I wanna bleed.
As long as I wanna bleed.
Original Lyrics:
They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed.
As long as someone'll bleed.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said those teen 80's shows the living shit out of me
Original Lyrics:
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll rip off your heads
Tell you your aunts are dead.
Tell you your aunts are dead.
Original Lyrics:
They'll rip all your threads
Your aspirations to shreads.
Your aspirations to shreads.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**** all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
Original Lyrics:
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dish all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
Original Lyrics:
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is what you want
Then follow me
Then follow me
Original Lyrics:
If this is what you want
Then fire at will
Then fire at will
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is what you want Then, fine! I will!
Original Lyrics:
If this is what you want Then fire at will
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's, like, bleeding on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
What's life like, bleeding on the floor.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Westlife's like, bleeding on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
What's life like, bleeding on the floor.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Westlife's, like, bleeding on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
What's life like bleeding on the floor?
"Thank You for the Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peach all you want
But who's gonna see May?
But who's gonna see May?
Original Lyrics:
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
"The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave me.
Original Lyrics:
Save me.
"The Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you handle the world
Or the last thing I'll see.
Or the last thing I'll see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I'll see.
Or the last thing I'll see.
"The Jetset Life Is Going To Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check into the Hotel De Nuestra Muerte.
Original Lyrics:
Check into the Hotel Bella Muerte.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, the blood
Original Lyrics:
Pull the plug.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip into this trucker near you
Smoke this chamber dry.
Smoke this chamber dry.
Original Lyrics:
Slip into this tragedy you've
Spun this chamber dry.
Spun this chamber dry.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teen sex's the hardest part of living, alright!
Original Lyrics:
It's the hardest part of living, alright!
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys and...
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys
And away with the boys in the bed.
And away with the boys in the bed.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison
And away with the boys in the band.
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love all the boys in
A way with the boys in the band
A way with the boys in the band
Original Lyrics:
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love all the boys
and away with the boys in the bin.
and away with the boys in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
In love with all of these Pampers
Original Lyrics:
In love with all of these vampires
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest TV.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to me.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadly STD
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can me corode like some cheese in posh cloths.
Original Lyrics:
you can watch me corode like a beast in repose.
"This Is How I Disappear"
Misheard Lyrics:
And with 'A-CHOO', is how I diss a pear.
Original Lyrics:
And without you, is how I disappear.
"This Is How I Disappear"
Misheard Lyrics:
God decide your path.
Original Lyrics:
Girls inside your bed
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll forget how the darkness you hate.
Original Lyrics:
I'll forget all the diamonds you ate.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go down
We'll celebrate our Holy Ghost of the dead.
We'll celebrate our Holy Ghost of the dead.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go down
This elevator only goes up to ten.
This elevator only goes up to ten.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Share the fries at the lake.
Original Lyrics:
Share the vows at the wake.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Share the fries at the wake.
Original Lyrics:
Share the vows at the wake.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants a mansion and a house for her broom.
Original Lyrics:
He calls the mansion not a house, but a tomb.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wedding party's all collapsing with doom.
Original Lyrics:
The wedding party all collapsed in the room.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now the night comes out to stage for this they come impaired she said
Original Lyrics:
And now the nightclub sets the stage for this they come in pairs she said
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving in this dirt
Original Lyrics:
Driving in this hearse
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the floor.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot Whitey.
Original Lyrics:
Shot white teeth
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Machop! Come on!
Original Lyrics:
Let's go! Come on!
Machop = a Pokemon In case someone didn't know.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something stuck in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
You put the spike in my heart.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna swing of my gun
Original Lyrics:
You put the spike in my heart.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
jason adds: "I have YET to see the correct lyric on ANY lyric site. I was the only one anywhere besides the band that knew it was 'cynical'. For confirmation, he mouths the words in the video for the song, clearly saying 'cynical' with his lips."
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're silicone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're singing, God, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your head are gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your head is gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when your head are gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurricane Katrina
Original Lyrics:
And in my heart, I can't contain it.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't explode or say I'm sorry.
Original Lyrics:
I won't explain or say I'm sorry.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to shove my scarf
To the chair!
To the chair!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer.
Give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shoot my skunk into the chair.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar, give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shoot myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shove my skunk
into the chair for all the broken!
into the chair for all the broken!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar!
Give a cheer for all the broken!
Give a cheer for all the broken!
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shove my skunk in the car.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar, give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I'll leave you a bathtub to lead you.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'll leave you a phantom to lead you.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at me, 'cause I cannot carry on.
Original Lyrics:
Sing and look at me, 'cause I cannot carry on.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bod lives in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Through it all the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though you're cynical, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
Though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through it all the rise and fall
The bondage in the streets.
The bondage in the streets.
Original Lyrics:
Through it all the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through it all, the rise and fall
The bowls and the feets.
The bowls and the feets.
Original Lyrics:
Through it all, the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're carrion.
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never make me.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never break me.
Me So Amadeus adds: "The misheard lyrics may be about being 'made' (not being made in the you-know-what sense). A made man is a newly-formed Italian mafioso. Coincidentally, Gerard (Way, lead singer) is Italian-American.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never rape me.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never break me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your misery will carry on.
Original Lyrics:
Your memory will carry on.
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
A woman sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Original Lyrics:
A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar To the chair, for all the broken
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna show my (scar) Give a cheer, for all the broken
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's show it loud and clear
Original Lyrics:
Lets shout it loud and clear
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart-ache can't contain it
Original Lyrics:
Until my heart I can't contain it
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ontario, Ontario
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on, we'll carry on.
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at me 'cause I can not guarantee
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me 'cause I could not care at all
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
To fight until the end we hear the call
Original Lyrics:
Defiant to the end we hear the call
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
How now, Brown Cow?
Original Lyrics:
Now, now, now, now
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down on myself
But I'll go down on my friends.
But I'll go down on my friends.
Original Lyrics:
I won't go down by myself
But I'll go down with my friends.
But I'll go down with my friends.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves.
Original Lyrics:
like a bullet through a flock of doves
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves
To wage this war against your face.
To wage this war against your face.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of doves
To wage this war against your faith.
To wage this war against your faith.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bullet through a flock of gloves
Original Lyrics:
Like a bullet through a flock of doves
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cell mates are killer
They make me do push-ups in track.
They make me do push-ups in track.
Original Lyrics:
My cellmate's a killer
They make me do push-ups in drag.
They make me do push-ups in drag.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
They make me do push-ups and Trig.
Original Lyrics:
They make me do push-ups in drag.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
This war against your face.
Original Lyrics:
To wage this war against your faith
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