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"Blood (Hidden Track)"
A celebrated man amongst the girlies.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
"Cancer"
Baby I'm just snogging from the cream, oh.
Baby I'm just soggy from the chemo.
"Cemetary Drive"
I miss you, sofa.
I miss you so far.
"Cemetery Drive"
Then Stalin
Crashed the cemetery gates
In the dress your husband hates
In a solitary style
And crash the cemetery gates.
In the dress your husband hates
"Dead!"
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take the death
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Even though every single lyrics site I visited said otherwise, I believed these were the actual lyrics for the longest time. I had to play the song at almost full volume and put my ear to the speaker in order to realize I was wrong.
"Dead!"
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*** by the hand?
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Wouldn't it be great to take a pencil by the hand?
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Demolition Lovers"
We're scarecrows in the nudist claim.
The scarecrows that fuel this flame
"Disenchanted"
We got the ugliest team.
or
We got the ugliest tea.
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
You never learned to drop and beg.
You never learned a g**d*** thing.
"Drowning Lessons"
As ice cream and roses fall at your feet
As rice grains and roses fall at your feet
"Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"
And I married a fetus.
And our memories defeat us.
"Famous Last Words"
A life that's so demeaning
A life that's so demanding
"Famous Last Words"
And I see Lou lying next to me
With words I'd thought I'd ever spleen.
And I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak.
"Famous Last Words"
And Jack Black holds out a mirror
And I'm so weak.
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak.
"Famous Last Words"
At a jet black hose in a mirror
Just once a week.
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak.
"Famous Last Words"
Nothing you can say can stop me go in Knome.
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.
"Famous Last Words"
So may bright lights that cast a shadow
So many bright lights that cast a shadow
"Famous Last Words"
Well, is it hard to understand
Why men compete
Well, is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete
"Famous Last Words"
Why get so weak?
I get so weak
"Ghost Of You"
Blasting into the whirl
Or the last sinking sea.
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost Of You"
Laughing hands forever
Or the last thing I see.
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost Of You"
Laughing into the world
For the last thing I see.
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
And the best man touched a whore.
In the best damn dress I own.
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Your dreams and your homeless hair
Your dreams and your hopeless hair
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
In the best damn crotch I own
In the best damn dress I own
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
O'Reilly's head is for sale.
Oh baby, here comes the sound.
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Oh baby, help me fall down!
Oh baby, here comes the sound!
"Helena"
Birmingham
Burning on
"Helena"
Burning on
Just like a match you light up a cigarette.
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Burning on
Just like a match you tryin' to get in again
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Can weezer to tweezer?
And weed again.
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again?
"Helena"
Defeat them, defeat them
Then we'll meet again.
Can we pretend to leave and
Then we'll meet again?
"Helena"
I need you, I breath you
We'll meet again
When both our hearts collide.
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Just like the horse you try to get in again.
or
Just like the horse you tied to get in again.
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Just like the horseshoe, tried to get in again.
Just like the hearse, you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Long ago, just like the horseshoe tried to get in & get out.
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again
"Helena"
Long ago
Just like the nurse you'd die to get in again.
Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Oh my god, just like the hearing you had to hear again.
Long ago, just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Oh, my God
Just like the hurt still tryin' to get in again.
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again.
"Helena"
So long, not goodnight
So long and goodnight.
"Helena"
The limes of everyone you know
The lives of everyone you know
"Helena"
The lines of every book you wrote
And what's the words to tell.
The lives of everyone you knew
And what's the worst to take.
"Helena"
Things are better in Français.
or
Things are better in France, eh?
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
Things are better in prostate.
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
We'll bend me then meet again
Well both are cards glide.
Can we pretend to leave and then we'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
"Helena"
We'll meet again when Johnny Carson dies.
We'll meet again when both our cars collide.
"Helena"
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I was gay.
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I stayed.
"Helena"
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better in Box A.
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
And baby, hurt like hell
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
And you won't f*** my Frank.
And you won't f*** my friends.
It sounds like Gerard, the singer, is saying 'Frank' instead of 'friends'. Frank is a member of the band!
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
I'm living in my end.
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
Oh baby, look back down.
Oh baby, let me in.
"House of Wolves"
Get the choir boys around you
Just to compliment that sweater.
Get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
"House of Wolves"
Get the fall out boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
Get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
"House of Wolves"
I'm a batty motherf***er
Tell your sister that I love her.
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House of Wolves"
I'm bad but I can f*** it
I'm your sister or another
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House of Wolves"
I'm in a band, mothaf***er
Tell your sister I'm your mother.
I've been a bad mothaf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House of Wolves"
Tell me I am batman
Tell me I'm a bad man
"House of Wolves"
Tell me I'm a midget
Take this to my grave.
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave.
"House of Wolves"
We got in our sins for days.
We got innocence for days.
"House of Wolves"
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body buy a house down there
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body burn your house right down
"House of Wolves"
Yes I am, yes I am.
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"House of Wolves"
Yes I'm in, oh, yes I'm in.
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"I Don't Love You"
So take your drugs and get out.
So take your gloves and get out.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Down
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
And we'll all fart down.
Down
And down we go
And down we go
And down we go
And we all fall down.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
It's for the bodies I claim and nose.
It's for the bodies I claim and lose.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Only go so far
'Til you marry them.
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Only you so farting
Every day.
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Only you so farting
Every day
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out of fat camp?
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out the second floor?
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
You said you read me like a book
With the pages on the toilet frame.
You said you read me like a book
But the pages are all torn and frayed.
"I'm Not Okay"
I'm not so gay.
i'm not okay.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
The damage you've inflicted to the la booze.
The damage you've inflicted, temporary wounds.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds are coming back from the dead
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds, I'm coming back from the dead.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement"
But would you kill me and my slave?
We still arise the dead.
But would you kill me in my sleep?
Lay still like the dead.
"Mama"
And just you mind, you're mad as a web.
And just you mind your manners when
"Mama"
And when we go down famous
We'll let the fires just faze us.
And when we go
Don't blame us
We'll let the fires just bathe us.
"Skylines And Turnstiles"
That's if you've still got one life left
Inside that cake you call a chest.
That's if you've still got one that's left
Inside that cave you call a chest.
"Teenagers"
So don't get real close, I'll strike a violent pose.
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
So take off your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
So talking of those
Strike a violent pose.
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
They could care less
As long as I wanna bleed.
They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed.
"Teenagers"
They said those teen 80's shows the living shit out of me
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
"Teenagers"
They'll rip off your heads
Tell you your aunts are dead.
They'll rip all your threads
Your aspirations to shreads.
"Thank You For The Venom"
B**** all you want
But who's gonna save me?
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
Dish all you want
But who's gonna save me?
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
My wife's, like, bleeding on the floor.
What's life like, bleeding on the floor.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Westlife's like, bleeding on the floor.
What's life like, bleeding on the floor.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Westlife's, like, bleeding on the floor.
What's life like bleeding on the floor?
"Thank You for the Venom"
Peach all you want
But who's gonna see May?
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
"The End"
Shave me.
Save me.
"The Ghost Of You"
As you handle the world
Or the last thing I'll see.
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I'll see.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Ooh, the blood
Pull the plug.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Slip into this trucker near you
Smoke this chamber dry.
Slip into this tragedy you've
Spun this chamber dry.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Teen sex's the hardest part of living, alright!
It's the hardest part of living, alright!
"The Sharpest Lives"
'Cause I love all the boys and...
'Cause I love all the poison.
"The Sharpest Lives"
'Cause I love all the boys
And away with the boys in the bed.
'Cause I love all the poison
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
I love all the boys
and away with the boys in the bin.
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
In love with all of these Pampers
In love with all of these vampires
"The Sharpest Lives"
The sharpest lives are the deadliest TV.
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to me.
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
The sharpest lives are the deadly STD
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
You can me corode like some cheese in posh cloths.
you can watch me corode like a beast in repose.
"This Is How I Disappear"
And with 'A-CHOO', is how I diss a pear.
And without you, is how I disappear.
"This Is How I Disappear"
God decide your path.
Girls inside your bed
"To The End"
I'll forget how the darkness you hate.
I'll forget all the diamonds you ate.
"To The End"
Let's go down
We'll celebrate our Holy Ghost of the dead.
Let's go down
This elevator only goes up to ten.
"To The End"
Share the fries at the lake.
Share the vows at the wake.
"To The End"
Share the fries at the wake.
Share the vows at the wake.
"To The End"
She wants a mansion and a house for her broom.
He calls the mansion not a house, but a tomb.
"To The End"
The wedding party's all collapsing with doom.
The wedding party all collapsed in the room.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Get off the phone.
Get off the floor.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
I shot Whitey.
Shot white teeth
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
And though you're cynical, believe me.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
And though you're cynical, believe me.
jason adds: "I have YET to see the correct lyric on ANY lyric site. I was the only one anywhere besides the band that knew it was 'cynical'. For confirmation, he mouths the words in the video for the song, clearly saying 'cynical' with his lips."
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
And though you're silicone, believe me.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
And though you're singing, God, believe me.
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
And though your head are gone, believe me.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
And though your head is gone, believe me.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
And when your head are gone, believe me.
And when you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Hurricane Katrina
And in my heart, I can't contain it.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
I won't explode or say I'm sorry.
I won't explain or say I'm sorry.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
I'm going to shove my scarf
To the chair!
I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
I'm gonna shoot my skunk into the chair.
I'm gonna show my scar, give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm gonna show my scar.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
I'm gonna shove my skunk
into the chair for all the broken!
I'm gonna show my scar!
Give a cheer for all the broken!
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
I'm gonna shove my skunk in the car.
I'm gonna show my scar, give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
One day, I'll leave you a bathtub to lead you.
One day, I'll leave you a phantom to lead you.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Take a look at me, 'cause I cannot carry on.
Sing and look at me, 'cause I cannot carry on.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Through it all the rise and fall
The bondage in the streets.
Through it all the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Through it all, the rise and fall
The bowls and the feets.
Through it all, the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
We're carrion.
We'll carry on.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
You'll never make me.
You'll never break me.
Me So Amadeus adds: "The misheard lyrics may be about being 'made' (not being made in the you-know-what sense). A made man is a newly-formed Italian mafioso. Coincidentally, Gerard (Way, lead singer) is Italian-American.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
You'll never rape me.
You'll never break me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Your misery will carry on.
Your memory will carry on.
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
A woman sends you reeling from decimated dreams
A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
My heart-ache can't contain it
Until my heart I can't contain it
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Ontario, Ontario
We'll carry on, we'll carry on.
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
To fight until the end we hear the call
Defiant to the end we hear the call
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
How now, Brown Cow?
Now, now, now, now
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
I won't go down on myself
But I'll go down on my friends.
I won't go down by myself
But I'll go down with my friends.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves.
like a bullet through a flock of doves
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves
To wage this war against your face.
I'm like a bullet through a flock of doves
To wage this war against your faith.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Like a bullet through a flock of gloves
Like a bullet through a flock of doves
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
My cell mates are killer
They make me do push-ups in track.
My cellmates are killer
They make me do push-ups in drag.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
They make me do push-ups and Trig.
They make me do push-ups in drag.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
This war against your face.
To wage this war against your faith