Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Muse

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There are 104 misheard song lyrics for Muse on amIright currently.

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"Assassin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Assassin is bold.
Original Lyrics:
Assassin is born.
"Bliss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all that bliss, enjoy in your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
"Bliss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all the bliss and joy in your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
"Bliss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me that kiss and throw it in your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Give me that peace and joy in your mind.
"Bliss"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a p***.
Original Lyrics:
I want the peace.
"Bliss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your soul contains everything.
Original Lyrics:
Your soul can't hate anything.
"Butterflies & Hurricanes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And use this chance to be hurt.
Original Lyrics:
And use this chance to be heard.
"Butterflies & Hurricanes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revenge will show you can
Original Lyrics:
Revenge will surely come.
"Butterflies & Hurricanes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The French will surely come.
Original Lyrics:
Revenge will surely come.
"Citizen Erased"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break wind.
Original Lyrics:
Break me in.
"City Of Delusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your faries turn to dust.
Original Lyrics:
All your theories turn to dust.
"City Of Delusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your faries turn to dust.
Original Lyrics:
All your theories turn to dust.
"Dark Shines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dark shines bringing me down
Making my a*** feel sore.
Original Lyrics:
Dark shines bringing me down
Making my heart feel sore.
"Dark Shines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog s***e bringing me down.
Original Lyrics:
Dark shines bringing me down.
"Darkshines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darkshines
Bringing me down
Making my a*** feel sore
'Cos it's gay.
Original Lyrics:
Darkshines
Bringing me down
Making my eyes feel sore
'Cos it's good.
"Dead Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart in your face!
Original Lyrics:
Fighting yourself
"Falling Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will not f*** at you.
Original Lyrics:
I will not forget you.
"Feeling Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Possum in the tree, you know how I feel.
Original Lyrics:
Blossom in the tree, you know how I feel.
"Feeling Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know how I feel yeah, I'm feeling mesmerized
And you know how I feel
Original Lyrics:
You know how I feel yeah, freedom is mine
And you know how I feel
"Hoodoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've had a curry nightmare.
Original Lyrics:
And I've had recurring nightmares.
"Hoodoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come into my life
Crash into a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Come into my life
Regress into a dream.
"Hoodoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don Jeve
Original Lyrics:
Come to be
"Hysteria"
Misheard Lyrics:
And farting into strife
Original Lyrics:
And forcing me to strive
"Hysteria"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's bug in me, creamin' me.
Original Lyrics:
It's bugging me, grating me.
"Knights Of Cydonia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you a god
Who falls asleep on the job.
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you how God
Falls asleep on the job.
"Knights Of Cydonia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you a guard
Who falls asleep on the job
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you a god
Who falls asleep on the job.
"Knights Of Cydonia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how God
Falls asleep on the job.
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you a god
Who falls asleep on the job.
"Knights Of Cydonia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the vase of history
Original Lyrics:
Through the veins of history
"Knights of Cydonia"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's gonna take me alive
Sniper's come to make things right.
Original Lyrics:
No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right.
"Map of the Problematique"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely lesbian whales.
Original Lyrics:
Loneliness be over.
"Map of the Problematique"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the lesbians
Original Lyrics:
Loneliness be over.
"Meglomania"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Pygmy's cheese, she can't have babies.
Original Lyrics:
The good thing is, she can't have babies.
"Micro Cuts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prophecies to ourselves
Original Lyrics:
Puppet strings to our souls
"Micro Cuts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Puppet strings two a***holes, ooooooh!
Original Lyrics:
Puppet strings to our souls, ooooooh!
"Micro Cuts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sounds like frogspawn, a plate
Original Lyrics:
Sounds like forks on a plate
"Microcuts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterflies scream in pain.
Original Lyrics:
Megaphone screaming my name.
"Muscle Museum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you see what I am bleeding?
Original Lyrics:
Can you see that I am needing?
"Muscle Museum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you see what I have needed?
Original Lyrics:
Can you see that I am needing?
"Muscle Museum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see that I am bleeding?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you see what I am needing?
"Muscle Museum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see that I didn't mean it?
Original Lyrics:
Can you see that I am needing?
"Muscle Museum"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's this gameshow world
Original Lyrics:
It's escaped your world
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Seen too much.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just wanna spoil it.
Original Lyrics:
Destroy the spineless.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself
Stretch it like a butt squeeze.
Original Lyrics:
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself
Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself
Stretch it like above squeeze.
Original Lyrics:
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself
Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look into the world
Look into yourself
Original Lyrics:
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked to the world, naked to yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Link it to the world, link it to yourself.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
So bless us everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Soulless is everywhere.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
So blesses everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Soulless is everywhere.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stretching like it`s a butt squeeze.
Original Lyrics:
Stretching like it`s a birth squeeze.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stretching like it`s a buzz-quiz.
Original Lyrics:
Stretching like it`s a birth squeeze.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunglasses everyone.
Original Lyrics:
Soulless is everywhere.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just try to spoil us.
Original Lyrics:
Destroy the spineless.
"New Born"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're swelling up
You're a surf ball.
Original Lyrics:
You're swelling up
You're unstoppable.
"Pink Ego Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't afford another day
At 50 pints per second.
Original Lyrics:
Can't afford another day
At 50 bytes per second.
"Plug In Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm broken virginally a****y.
Original Lyrics:
In unbroken virgin realities
"Plug In Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
God is in me
Crucify my enemies
Original Lyrics:
My plug in baby
Crucifies my enemies
Actually, "God is in me" was from the old version of this song and should hence not be considered misheard.
"Plug In Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
My plug in baby is a broken virgin on the airwaves.
Original Lyrics:
My plug in baby in unbroken virgin realities
"Plug in Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
And close up everything to forgive you
Original Lyrics:
And cleansing everything to forget your love
"Plug-in Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've exposed your lice, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I've exposed your lies, baby.
"Plug-in Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bloody baby
Original Lyrics:
My plug-in baby
"Plug-in Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pregnant baby
Original Lyrics:
My plug in baby
"Plug-in Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
To forget Meowth
Original Lyrics:
To forget your love
"Plug-in Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my planet baby
Original Lyrics:
You're my plug-in baby
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another boar, Jamie son, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Arbourler/Jameson, I love you.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so stolen.
Original Lyrics:
You're so solid.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so swollen
Original Lyrics:
You're so solid
"Space Dementia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Space dementia in your a***.
Original Lyrics:
Space dementia in your eyes.
"Space Dementia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Space dementia in your eyes
And Venus will arise.
Original Lyrics:
Space dementia in your eyes
And peace will arise.
"Space Dementia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Space dementia in your eyes
And peace will arise.
Original Lyrics:
Space dementia in your eyes
And Venus will arise.
"Starlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the souls tht would digest to feel alive.
Original Lyrics:
All the souls that would die just to feel alive.
"Stockholm Syndrome"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your last time out, abandon you.
Original Lyrics:
This is the last time I'll abandon you.
"Sunburn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another car patrol
Her guilty conscience grows.
Original Lyrics:
Another corporate show
Her guilty conscience grows.
"Sunburn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another coffin show
Her guilty conscience grows.
Original Lyrics:
Another corporate show
Her guilty conscience grows.
"Sunburn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another corporate Joe,
her guilty conscience grows
Original Lyrics:
Another corporate show,
her guilty conscience grows
"Sunburn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a virgin blows
A guilty conscience grows.
Original Lyrics:
Another corporate show
Her guilty conscience grows.
The 'misheard lyric' is actually sometimes sung in live performances of 'Sunburn'!
"Sunburn"
Misheard Lyrics:
She burns like the sun
Like an earthquake.
Original Lyrics:
She burns like the sun
I can't look away.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big shoes melting in the dead of night
Original Lyrics:
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay shoes melting in the dead of night
Original Lyrics:
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glaciers melting in the desert night
Original Lyrics:
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gray shoes melting in the dead of night.
Original Lyrics:
Glaciers melting in the dead of night.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Baby, can you hear me mole?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Baby, can you hear me moan?
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, you sell me cellulite.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, you send my soul a lie.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spaceships melting in the dead of night
Original Lyrics:
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super Magic Butthole
Original Lyrics:
Supermassive Black Hole
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supermassive Whack-a-Mole
Original Lyrics:
Supermassive black hole
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supermassive black whore
Original Lyrics:
Supermassive black hole
"Take A Bow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eggs
Feed them eggs.
Original Lyrics:
Hate
Feed the hate.
"Take A Bow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hate
Feed the hate.
Original Lyrics:
Hex
Feed the hex.
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm drowning a sexy lady.
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated.
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm drowning, a sexy lady.
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated.
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm drowning
A sexy lady.
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated.
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm drowning
A sexy lady.
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated.
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to give you up
But I'm a d***head.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to give you up
But I'm addicted.
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation
Original Lyrics:
Now that you know I'm trapped sense of elation
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that you know I'm trapped
Since ovulation.
Original Lyrics:
Now that you know I'm trapped
Sense of elation.
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, you'll poo the death of me.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, you'll be the death of me.
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since ovulation
Original Lyrics:
Sense of elation
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't push s*** underground.
Original Lyrics:
You can't push it under ground.
"Time Is Running Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will pull the death out of me.
Original Lyrics:
You will be the death of me.
"Unintended"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm using and invoking
Pieces of the life I had before.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken
Pieces of the life I had before.
"Unintended"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there as soon as I can
but I'm burning and I'm broken
peace was in the life I had before
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there as soon as I can
but I'm busy mending broken
pieces of the life I had before
"Unintended"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy Willy Wonka
Pieces of the life I can't ignore.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken
Pieces of the life I had before.

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