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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mr. Mister that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 116 misheard song lyrics for Mr. Mister on amIright currently.

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"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we hear the voices sing
We will just love an automobile
And let this sing.
Original Lyrics:
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, solar node
Original Lyrics:
Baby, it's all I know.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake these chicken wings
No longer fry them up
Learn to live fat free.
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
And learn to live so free.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake these frozen wings
Never fry them up
Learn to live fat free.
When we hear the voice of sin
The book of love will open up
And let us sin.
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
And learn to live so free.
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz you're half of the flesh. And blood makes me whole.
Original Lyrics:
That you're half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hair full of flesh
Original Lyrics:
That you're half of the flesh.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need juice, son.
Original Lyrics:
I need you so, oh.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you sworn
Original Lyrics:
I need you so
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Jake, he's broken wind
And his flies undone.
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings
And fly away.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jake has broken wind.
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jake has broken wind.
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these chicken wings, and learn to fry again
Learn to live with them and then you eat!
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
And learn to live so free.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these f***ing wings
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take those broken weeds
And learn to try again
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That you haven't the flesh
And blood that makes me old
Original Lyrics:
That you're half of the flesh
And blood that makes me whole
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That you're half of the fresh and plums that make me whore
Original Lyrics:
That you're half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That you're happened to flesh.
Original Lyrics:
That you're half of the flesh.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The book of Buffalo Bill and let us in.
Original Lyrics:
The book of love will open up and let us in.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The book of Buffalo Bill will let us in.
Original Lyrics:
The book of love will open up and let us in.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The look of mum's automobile.
Original Lyrics:
The book of love will open up.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can take it so long and make it last.
Original Lyrics:
We can take what was wrong and make it right.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we hear the voice of sin
The book of love will open up
And let us sin.
Original Lyrics:
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we hear the voices sing,
You know that Buffalo Bill
Will let us sing
Original Lyrics:
When we hear the voices sing,
The book of love will open
And let us in
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we just hop along
Into each other's pants?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we just hold on
To each other's hands?
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why we can't hop along into each others pants
Original Lyrics:
Why we can't just hold on to each others hands
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why we can't just belong to each other's hands?
Original Lyrics:
Why we can't just hold on to each other's hands?
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why we can't just belong to each other's pan
Original Lyrics:
Why we can't just hold on to each other's hands
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why we can't just oblong to each other's hands
Original Lyrics:
Why we can't just hold on to each other's hands
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why we couldn't just have flown
To each other's lands?
Original Lyrics:
Why we can't just hold on
To each other's hands?
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the hamburger flesh
And blood that makes me whole.
Original Lyrics:
You're the half of the flesh
And blood that makes me whole.
"Broken Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to learn to fly
Burning in for love so free.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to learn to fly
Learn to live your love so free.
"Is It Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it love or laughter?
Original Lyrics:
Is it love we're after?
"Is It Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes sir I'm steady, without your fearin'.
Original Lyrics:
You say I scare you, well that's your fear.
"Is It Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes sir, I'm staying
When that's your hearing.
Original Lyrics:
You say I scare you
Well that's your fear.
"Kyrie Eleison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrying a laser
Original Lyrics:
kyrie eleison
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bittery who lays upon the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me an angel down this road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie elaison down this road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you even listen down the road that I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie Ann lays along the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie Ann lives down the road
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eliason
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie as I lay down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie as I lay dying on the highway.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, on the highway in the night.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrie in lace on down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry Alace on down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie elaison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a laser down the road that I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a laser on the road that I must follow.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a laser through the Starship Enterprise
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie elesion through the darkness of the night
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a laser..
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison
Greek for "Lord Have Mercy",
"Kyrie" is the first word of the Greek phrase, "Kyrie eleison," which means, "Lord, have mercy." The Kyrie is a chant from the ordinary of the Latin mass, reading as follows:
  • Kyrie eleison = Lord, have mercy
  • Christe eleison = Christ, have mercy
  • Kyrie eleison = Lord, have mercy
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a lazer beam.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie elaison.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a lesbian down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elaison down this road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a nasal down the road that I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry a raisin
down the road that I must traveres
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison
down the road that I must travel
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrying a laser down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrying a laser down the road that I must travel
Carrying a laser through the darkness of the night
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison through the darkness of the night
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie lays down on the road that I must travel
or
Carrying a laser on the road that I must travel
or
Carrying a laser on the road that I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrying a raisin down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elesion down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Corrina Hayes is on the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elaison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Create a laser down the road that I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curio lace along the road I must unravel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curious lays down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie elaison down this road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curious lesbian down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you realize
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme 88 days down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elesion down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme a laser gun on the road I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme a laser gun.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a 'lasul' down the road that I must travel
Give me a 'lasul' down the highway in the night
Give me a 'lasul' where I'm going with you - I'll follow
Give me a 'lasul' on the highway in the night
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison, through the darkness of the night
Kyrie eleison, where I'm going will you follow
Kyrie eleison, on a highway in the light.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a laser down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a name for the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie elaison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a name on down the road that I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a razor down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me eight days down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me eight days on down the road that I must travel
Give me eight days through the darkness of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
Kyrie eleison through the darkness of the night.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me eight lanes down the road I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison on the road that I must travel
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearing it in the days, and on the road that I must travel.
or
Carrying in the days, and on the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeree really relieves on down the road that I must travel
Keeree really relieves on through the darkness of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Elaison through the darkness of the night.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kerry and her Laser on the road that I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
The Ford Laser was a variant of the Mazda 323, sold in Australia during the 1980s / 1990s.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me a lizard on the road that I must follow.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie elaison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kimmy, gimme, gimme down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Floyd
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiri alays from down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiri-iri-iri-i so down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Korea lays on down the road that must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Korean lasers down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie elaison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie 'Lyse Keaton on the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison down the rotor I'm a scrabble.
or
Kyrie Eleison down the rotor, I'm on Scrabble.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie Elyson down the throat of Christian babble.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elyson down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie liaison
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie, He lay some down the road that I must travel
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie, I laze on
Down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison
Down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie, L.A.'s on down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie, the leis are down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyrie-ee-ee-ee-ee lives along....
Kyrie-ee-ee-ee-ee lives along... Kyrie....
Kyrie lives along the road that I must travel
Kyrie lives along the darkness of the night
Kyrie lives along the golden water tower
Kyrie lives upon a highway in the light
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison.
Kyrie Eleison, Kyrie
Kyrie Eleison, down the road that I must travel
Kyrie Eleison, through the darkness of the night
Kyrie Eleison, where I'm going will you follow
Kyrie Eleison, on a highway in the light.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kyriea lays
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little kitties in lace along the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My body burns hydrogen-like flame.
Original Lyrics:
My body burns with gemlike flame.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My body burns oxygen like flame.
Original Lyrics:
My body burns a gem like flame.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is all that haunts my memory
My body burns a gin like flame.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is old, it holds my memories
My body burns a gemlike flame.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a rope without my straddle.
Original Lyrics:
Down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police with phasors down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Q.E.L.A.'s along the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Elaison down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere between the silence of the stream
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soft n serve machine, is where I find myself again
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
Is where I find myself again.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere between the softness of machines
Is where I find myself again.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
Is where I find myself again.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and slot machine
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and softner sheets
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and sub machine
or
Somewhere between the soul and some machine
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere between the stolen slot machine
Is where I find myself again.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
Is where I find myself again.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Syrinx or Lesion in the cord, you must not fat-sat.
or
Syrinx or Lesion, normal T1 MRI
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tearing your legs off
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie Eleison
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The party's over just my memories
The body burns into my flame.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is old, it holds my memories
My body burns a gemlike flame.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The party's over, just my memories
My body burns into like flame.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is old, it holds my memories
My body burns a gemlike flame.
"Kyrie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You really lead me down the road that I must travel.
Original Lyrics:
Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.

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