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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Movie Scripts that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 151 misheard song lyrics for Movie Scripts on amIright currently.

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"2001: A Space Odyssey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you coming to my potty tomorrow?
Original Lyrics:
Are you coming to my party tomorrow?
"9 to 5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put this on the billboard
Original Lyrics:
Put this on the bulletin board
"A Bug’s Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, I said no sauce!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, I said no salt!
"A Christmas Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterfinger
Original Lyrics:
Not a finger!
"A Fish Called Wanda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say at least I'm dirty in Giorgio
Original Lyrics:
Say arrivederci a Giorgio
"Addams Family Values"
Misheard Lyrics:
My husband was on Animal House
Original Lyrics:
My husband was in that house
"Aladdin (1992)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salami, good evening to you
Original Lyrics:
Salaam and good evening to you
"Aladdin (1992)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out!
Original Lyrics:
Ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders, off to jail, here, now!
"Amadeus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rose Art! Rose Art!
Original Lyrics:
Mozart! Mozart!
"An American Tail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't allow me from my whiskey.
or
Smoked baloney, rubber biscuit.
Original Lyrics:
Smovolodnydhromovichsky
"An American Tail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, allow me, troubled whiskey
or
(You're) Not allowed to eat a rubber biscuit
or
Won't allow Igor Stravinsky
or
You'll allow me from the whiskey
or
Unallowed, big trouble, waste can.
or
Smoked baloney (in a) rubber biscuit.
Original Lyrics:
Smovolodnydhromovichsky
"An Officer and a Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the end of this week, you're quick
Original Lyrics:
By the end of this week, you're quitting
"Annie Hall"
Misheard Lyrics:
That was the most fun I've ever had with that laughing.
Original Lyrics:
That was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.
"Another 48 Hours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anyone else wanna live?!!!
Original Lyrics:
Anyone else wanna limp?!!!
"Apollo 13"
Misheard Lyrics:
Houston, we have in progress
Original Lyrics:
Houston, we have a problem
"Arthur (1981)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm really into penis semen
Original Lyrics:
I'm really into penicillin
"Austin Powers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goofy, baby!
Original Lyrics:
Groovy, baby!
"Back to School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caused an ongoing emotion of confidence
Original Lyrics:
Caused an ongoing erosion of confidence
"Back to the Future"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you keep calling me Count?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
"Bambi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man is the life of the florist
Original Lyrics:
Man is the life of the forest
"Barney's Great Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, where's my banking?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, where's my blankey?
"Beavis and Butt-Head Do America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing this Baywatch
Original Lyrics:
Did we miss Baywatch?
"Benji (1974)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They sell plates and grapes
Original Lyrics:
This old place is great
"Beverly Hills Cop"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got funky machine guns
Original Lyrics:
They got f***ing machine guns
"Bewitched (2005)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to feel the world
Original Lyrics:
I want to feel thwarted
"Braveheart"
Misheard Lyrics:
After the heading
Original Lyrics:
After the beheading
"Breakfast at Tiffany’s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Graham cracker space shuttle, and step on me Dolly
Original Lyrics:
Grand Central Station, and step on me darling
"Caddyshack"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get back from Italy...
Original Lyrics:
When you get back from Little League...
"Cadillac Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're screwing her, too, and my life and his life?
Original Lyrics:
You're screwing her, too, and my wife and his wife?
"Car Wash"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmastime!
Original Lyrics:
It's quittin' time!
"Casablanca"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's looking at your kids
Original Lyrics:
Here's looking at you, kid
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a bad nun after all
Original Lyrics:
She is a bad nut after all
Refers to Veruca Salt, who went down the garbage chute.
"Chicken Little (2005)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It looks like a Scotchgard?
Original Lyrics:
It looks like a stop sign?
"City of Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't really play...
Original Lyrics:
I don't really pray...
"Close Encounters of the Third Kind"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are not AWOL
Original Lyrics:
We are not alone
"Clueless"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a version you can't try
Original Lyrics:
You're a virgin who can't drive
"Coyote Ugly"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have a special trick for you today, boys and girls
Original Lyrics:
We have a special treat for you today, boys and girls
"Crocodile Dundee II"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and the tangy!
Original Lyrics:
You in the dinghy!
"Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good evening, Mindy
Original Lyrics:
Good evening, Wendy
"Crocodile Dundee"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's not enough!
That's enough!
Original Lyrics:
That's not a knife!
That's a knife!
"Dangerous Minds"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you gotta do is get their detention
Original Lyrics:
All you gotta do is get their attention
"Despicable Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here is the new weapon you honored
Original Lyrics:
Here is the new weapon you ordered
"Diamonds are Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear that the hotel sparked a candle is quite comfortable
Original Lyrics:
I hear that the hotel Tropicana is quite comfortable
"Dinosaur"
Misheard Lyrics:
SPAM together!
Original Lyrics:
Stand together!
"Driving Miss Daisy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pepto-Bismol's new improved formula relieves faster than ever
Original Lyrics:
Pepsodent's new improved formula cleans teeth whiter than ever
"E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"
Misheard Lyrics:
E.T. come home
Original Lyrics:
E.T. phone home
"Erin Brockovich"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cancellers
Original Lyrics:
Councilors
"Fame (1980)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep feeling like the werewolf's against me
Original Lyrics:
I keep feeling like the whole world's against me
"Finding Dory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Short-term memory laws
Original Lyrics:
Short-term memory loss
"Finding Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like Nimoy
Original Lyrics:
I like Nemo
"Flash Gordon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pathetic EarthLink
Original Lyrics:
Pathetic earthlings
"Flashdance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smashed your stupid widow!
Original Lyrics:
I smashed your stupid window!
"Footloose"
Misheard Lyrics:
If our lord wasn’t pestering us
Original Lyrics:
If our Lord wasn’t testing us
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will call Ferrero
Original Lyrics:
I will call Ferrara
Ferrero is an Italian confectionary manufacturer.
"Forrest Gump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is like some bucks and chocolate
Original Lyrics:
Life is like a box of chocolates
"Forrest Gump"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's like a box of chocolates
Original Lyrics:
Life is like a box of chocolates
"Ghostbusters (1984)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shovel up
Original Lyrics:
Shut it off
"Ghostbusters II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, new things happen
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, weird things happen
"Gnomeo & Juliet"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll belly up under the patio
Original Lyrics:
He'll bury you under the patio
"Goodfellas"
Misheard Lyrics:
For an after-school jock
Original Lyrics:
For an after-school job
"Grease"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't gonna see me for us, Zuko
Original Lyrics:
You ain't gonna see me for dust, Zuko
"Great Balls of Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shine like Gore when I play that piano
Original Lyrics:
I shine like gold when I play that piano
"Gremlins"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand to shop like this!
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand a shock like this!
Spoken by Miss Deagle (played by Polly Holliday)
"Halloween (1978)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooray!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry!
"Halloween II (1981)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to tell them to Karma Police
Original Lyrics:
I want you to tell them to call the police
"Halloween III: Season of the Witch"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s almost home kids
Original Lyrics:
It’s almost time kids
"Happy Gilmore"
Misheard Lyrics:
The price is long, bitch!
Original Lyrics:
The price is wrong, bitch!
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our nude celebrity
Original Lyrics:
Our new celebrity
Released as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in North America.
"Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think
Original Lyrics:
Bingo
Mr. Hector (played by Tim Curry) says "Bingo" after he discovers that the credit card that Kevin McCallister possessed was stolen, after which a light comes on above his head.
"Home Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have snow detectors
Original Lyrics:
We have smoke detectors
"Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
My new ear moose?
Original Lyrics:
My new earmuffs?
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flu
Original Lyrics:
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
"In the Bedroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you duet?
Original Lyrics:
Did you do it?
"It's a Wonderful Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gummy bear!
Original Lyrics:
Get me back!
"Jerry Maguire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me the morning!
Original Lyrics:
Show me the money!
"Kindergarten Cop"
Misheard Lyrics:
It might be a tuna
It's not a tuna!
Original Lyrics:
It might be a tumor
It's not a tumor!
"Lady and the Tramp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bella noche
Original Lyrics:
Bella notte
"License to Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's waking up cranky
Original Lyrics:
He's landing at Cray Key
"Lilo & Stitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallelujah!
or
Cauliflower!
Original Lyrics:
Cowabunga!
"Love Actually"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, no, I'm not boozing
Original Lyrics:
No, no, I'm not losing
"Love Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
That she loved hot sauce and duck?
Original Lyrics:
That she loved Mozart and Bach?
"Madeline"
Misheard Lyrics:
In an old house in Dallas that was covered in time
Original Lyrics:
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines
"Meet Joe Black"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiramisu
Original Lyrics:
May I kiss you?
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pamela!
Original Lyrics:
Camelot!
"Moonstruck"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I begged bread, bread, bread...
Original Lyrics:
And I baked bread, bread, bread...
"Mrs. Doubtfire"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cup of garlic, a Jeep Cherokee
Original Lyrics:
A cup of garlic, a twist of parakeet
"Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in the land of Pooh
Original Lyrics:
We're in the land of poo
In the US, it was released as Nanny McPhee Returns.
"Nanny McPhee"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the final stroll
Original Lyrics:
That's the final straw
"Pee-wee's Big Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he is busy
Original Lyrics:
Francis is busy
"Pee-wee's Big Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll revenate ya baby!
Original Lyrics:
Arrivederci baby!
Spoken by Mickey (played by Judd Omen), who ordered Pee-wee out of the car and left him stranded in the middle of nowhere
"Pee-wee's Big Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I want your invited attention
Original Lyrics:
No, I want your undivided attention
Spoken by Dottie (played by Elizabeth Daily, who also did the voice of Tommy on "Rugrats") inside Chuck's Bike-O-Rama
"Peter Rabbit"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't think of one thing that could possibly stock on fur
Original Lyrics:
I can't think of one thing that could possibly stop our fun
"Phenomenon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you get that rubbish?
Original Lyrics:
Did you get that rabbit?
"Porky's"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got some pistol
Original Lyrics:
She got so pissed off
"Pretty Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, that's red
Original Lyrics:
No, that's rent
"Risky Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dora's locked
Original Lyrics:
Door's locked
"Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did you let me free, Christmas?
Original Lyrics:
Why did you let me free, Christian?
"Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closet sex stories
Original Lyrics:
Class success stories
"Running Scared"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give 'em the bomb
Original Lyrics:
Give 'em the ball
"Say Anything..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend the most time possible with damn
Original Lyrics:
Spend the most time possible with Diane
"Scrooge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bar rumba
Original Lyrics:
Bah! Humbug!
"See No Evil, Hear No Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you f***ing dead?
Original Lyrics:
Are you f***ing deaf?
"Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Miss Finch would get him!
Original Lyrics:
And Miss Finch could get him!
Spoken by Telly Monster, who's worried Miss Finch will catch up to Big Bird and send him back to the Dodos.
"Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Original Lyrics:
Why does a chicken not cross the road?
Spoken by Kermit the Frog, who reports that Big Bird has run away from the Dodos in Oceanview, Illinois (which, by the way, is a fictional city and doesn't appear on any map or in any atlas I've ever looked at) and is heading back to Sesame Street.
"Sherlock Gnomes"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Zealand's right there
Original Lyrics:
The museum's right there
"Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you look like, Michael asked
Original Lyrics:
What you look like, my class
"Sister Act"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you better be tough as mail, too
Original Lyrics:
And you better be tough as nails, too
"Spider-Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you're pretty funny, don't you think?
Original Lyrics:
Think you're pretty funny, don't you freak?
"St. Elmo's Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin, I'm serious
Original Lyrics:
Kevin, I'm curious
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II"
Misheard Lyrics:
The missing week!
Original Lyrics:
The missing link!
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: the Movie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sprint
Original Lyrics:
Splinter
"Terminator 2: Judgement Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop the ship!
Original Lyrics:
Drop the s***!
"Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines"
Misheard Lyrics:
No phone, not undressed
Original Lyrics:
No phone, no address
"Terminator Genisys"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna find my parents' spouse
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna find my parents' house
"Terminator Salvation"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are doing something very local
Original Lyrics:
You are doing something very noble
"Terminator: Dark Fate"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I'm just going to take your champagne booze
Original Lyrics:
No, I'm just going to take your shoes and boots
"The Addams Family (1991)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do you pester?
Original Lyrics:
And dear Fester
"The Adventures of Milo and Otis"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a strange looking cat, he steals
Original Lyrics:
"You're a strange looking cat!", he squeals
"The Apple Dumpling Gang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that bad, boner
Original Lyrics:
Ain't that bad, homer
"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it wasn't poetry
Original Lyrics:
And it wasn't poultry
"The Breakfast Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, high school around
Original Lyrics:
Hey, I school around
"The Cat in the Hat (2003)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat, you need to clean this missile prompt-o
Original Lyrics:
Cat, you need to clean this mess up pronto
"The Fox and the Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s stinky and boner
Original Lyrics:
It’s Dinky and Boomer
"The Goonies"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Rosarita
Original Lyrics:
This is Rosalita
"The Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not trying to produce you
Would you like me to produce you?
Original Lyrics:
I am not trying to seduce you
Would you like me to seduce you?
"The Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who makes change?
Original Lyrics:
Home exchange?
"The Jazz Singer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defense you're mad!
Original Lyrics:
He thinks you're mad!
These words are spoken after Jess Robin pounds on the wall close to the door frame
"The Jazz Singer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cheap moron saw him dead, and they tear a piece of their clothes
or
Wouldn't you mourn someone dead, and they tear a piece of their clothes
Original Lyrics:
When a Jew mourns someone dead, they tear a piece of their clothes
When a Jewish person hears the news of someone passing away, they tear a piece of their clothing. This is referred to as "rending" the clothing and is also called keriah. Sometimes this ritual is not performed until the funeral when the family members tear a part of their clothing to symbolize the loss they are experiencing. In some ceremonies, the Rabbi gives a torn black ribbon to family members to pin on their clothing to signify the loss.

It is not appropriate for everyone to rend clothing. In some instances, such as a newly married couple, displaying grief in this way is inappropriate. Source: dying/lovetoknow.com/jewish-death-rituals
"The Jungle Book (1968)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Manwich
Original Lyrics:
The Man Village
"The Karate Kid (1984)"
Misheard Lyrics:
House revenge
Original Lyrics:
How's revenge?
"The Karate Kid Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man who catch fly with Chapstick...
Original Lyrics:
Man who catch fly with chopstick...
"The Lion King (1994)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must have slimmed my mind
Original Lyrics:
Must have slipped my mind
"The Little Mermaid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a puppy
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a guppy
"The Peanuts Movie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You blackhead!
Original Lyrics:
You blockhead!
"The Peanuts Movie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're broadway!
or
You blackhead!
Original Lyrics:
You blockhead!
The Peanuts did appear on Broadway, in the musical You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.
"The Polar Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
North Pole, messed up!
Original Lyrics:
North Pole, next stop!
"The Rugrats Movie"
Misheard Lyrics:
A baby's got a clue and a baby's got a clue
Original Lyrics:
A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do
"The Sandlot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll trade you foreign
Original Lyrics:
I'll trade you for it
"The Ten Commandments"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gathered against your noses
Original Lyrics:
We're gathered against you, Moses
"The Terminator"
Misheard Lyrics:
This isn't really Heather, is it?
Original Lyrics:
This isn't real leather, is it?
"There's Something About Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you having a problem?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to the prom?
"Three Men and a Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to killjoy
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to kill Jack
"Top Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
800 not
Original Lyrics:
800 knots
"Toy Story 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's just a pop scene
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it's just a popped seam
"Toy Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
To insanity...and beyond!
Original Lyrics:
To infinity...and beyond!
"Twister"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's headed right toward us!
Original Lyrics:
It's headed right for us!
"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell "what's wrong with that cake"?
Original Lyrics:
What the hell was wrong with that take?
"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because that diaper doesn't go to the much mellow room
Original Lyrics:
Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room
"World Trade Center"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a scar
Original Lyrics:
I got it, Sarge

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