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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Movie Scripts that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 70 misheard song lyrics for Movie Scripts on amIright currently.
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"300"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Spot-Off!
Original Lyrics:
This is Sparta!
Editor's note: Please do not submit any more spoken-word dialogue from films. This site is supposed to be for lyrics from songs (music). Movie dialogue is not songs.
"Another 48 Hours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anyone else wanna live?!!!
Original Lyrics:
Anyone else wanna limp?!!!
"Despicable Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here is the new weapon you honored
Original Lyrics:
Here is the new weapon you ordered
"Driving Miss Daisy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pepto-Bismol's new improved formula relieves faster than ever
Original Lyrics:
Pepsodent's new improved formula cleans teeth whiter than ever
"Enemies, a Love Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay here along with dad?
Original Lyrics:
Stay here among the dead?
"Finding Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like Nimoy
Original Lyrics:
I like Nemo
"Finding Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teddy.
Original Lyrics:
Pity.
"Gremlins"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand to shop like this!
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand a shock like this!
Spoken by Miss Deagle (played by Polly Holliday)
"Halloween (1978)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooray!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry!
"Halloween II (1981)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to tell them to Karma Police
Original Lyrics:
I want you to tell them to call the police
"Harlem Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bat is scary
Original Lyrics:
The bet is fading
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our nude celebrity
Original Lyrics:
Our new celebrity
Released as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in North America.
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flu
Original Lyrics:
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
"In the Bedroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you duet?
Original Lyrics:
Did you do it?
"In the Heat of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a rosewood castle out there...
Original Lyrics:
I got a rosewood casket out there...
"Kindergarten Cop"
Misheard Lyrics:
It might be a tuna
It's not a tuna!
It's not a tuna!
Original Lyrics:
It might be a tumor
It's not a tumor!
It's not a tumor!
"Lady and the Tramp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bella noche
Original Lyrics:
Bella notte
"License to Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's waking up cranky
Original Lyrics:
He's landing at Cray Key
"Love Actually"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, no, I'm not boozing
Original Lyrics:
No, no, I'm not losing
"Love Actually"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was Russian
Original Lyrics:
She was rubbish
"Love Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
That she loved hot sauce and duck?
Original Lyrics:
That she loved Mozart and Bach?
"Madeline"
Misheard Lyrics:
In an old house in Dallas that was covered in time
Original Lyrics:
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines
"March of the Wooden Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you shut up and go along with your work?
Original Lyrics:
Would you shut up and go on with your work?
"Phenomenon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you get that rubbish?
Original Lyrics:
Did you get that rabbit?
"Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did you let me free, Christmas?
Original Lyrics:
Why did you let me free, Christian?
"Rollerball"
Misheard Lyrics:
That should be a better tea
Original Lyrics:
That should be a penalty
"Running Scared"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give 'em the bomb
Original Lyrics:
Give 'em the ball
"Scream 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Psycho website called Class of Knives.
Original Lyrics:
Psycho website, classifieds.
"Scrooged"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here on ITC
Original Lyrics:
Here on IBC
ITC Entertainment was the name of a British production company.
"Scrooge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bar rumba
Original Lyrics:
Bah! Humbug!
"See No Evil, Hear No Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you f***ing dead?
Original Lyrics:
Are you f***ing deaf?
"Sherlock Gnomes"
Misheard Lyrics:
New Zealand's right there
Original Lyrics:
The museum's right there
"Spider-Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you're pretty funny, don't you think?
Original Lyrics:
Think you're pretty funny, don't you freak?
"Terminator Genisys"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna find my parents' spouse
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna find my parents' house
"Terminator Salvation"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are doing something very local
Original Lyrics:
You are doing something very noble
"Terminator: Dark Fate"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I'm just going to take your champagne booze
Original Lyrics:
No, I'm just going to take your shoes and boots
"The Apple Dumpling Gang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that bad, boner
Original Lyrics:
Ain't that bad, homer
"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it wasn't poetry
Original Lyrics:
And it wasn't poultry
"The Breakfast Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, high school around
Original Lyrics:
Hey, I school around
"The Cat in the Hat (2003)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat, you need to clean this missile prompt-o
Original Lyrics:
Cat, you need to clean this mess up pronto
"The Exorcist III"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cash
Original Lyrics:
Catch
"The Exorcist"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been praying with it?
Original Lyrics:
You've been playing with it?
"The Fox and the Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s stinky and boner
Original Lyrics:
It’s Dinky and Boomer
"The Goonies"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Rosarita
Original Lyrics:
This is Rosalita
"The Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not trying to produce you
Would you like me to produce you?
Would you like me to produce you?
Original Lyrics:
I am not trying to seduce you
Would you like me to seduce you?
Would you like me to seduce you?
"The Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who makes change?
Original Lyrics:
Home exchange?
"The Jazz Singer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defense you're mad!
Original Lyrics:
He thinks you're mad!
These words are spoken after Jess Robin pounds on the wall close to the door frame
"The Jungle Book (1968)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Manwich
Original Lyrics:
The Man Village
"The Karate Kid (1984)"
Misheard Lyrics:
House revenge
Original Lyrics:
How's revenge?
"The Karate Kid Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man who catch fly with Chapstick...
Original Lyrics:
Man who catch fly with chopstick...
"The Lion King (1994)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must have slimmed my mind
Original Lyrics:
Must have slipped my mind
"The Little Mermaid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a puppy
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a guppy
"The Nightmare Before Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
My guts!
Original Lyrics:
My bugs!
"The Peanuts Movie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You blackhead!
Original Lyrics:
You blockhead!
"The Polar Express"
Misheard Lyrics:
North Pole, messed up!
Original Lyrics:
North Pole, next stop!
"The Rugrats Movie"
Misheard Lyrics:
A baby's got a clue and a baby's got a clue
Original Lyrics:
A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do
"The Shining"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony, I'm spared
Original Lyrics:
Tony, I'm scared
"The Spy Who Loved Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't go to the control room
Original Lyrics:
Captain in the control room
"The Ten Commandments"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gathered against your noses
Original Lyrics:
We're gathered against you, Moses
"The Terminator"
Misheard Lyrics:
This isn't really Heather, is it?
Original Lyrics:
This isn't real leather, is it?
"There's Something About Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you having a problem?
Original Lyrics:
Are you going to the prom?
"Three Men and a Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to killjoy
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to kill Jack
"Top Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
800 not
Original Lyrics:
800 knots
"Toy Story 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
He still has an odor!
Original Lyrics:
He still has an owner!
"Toy Story"
Misheard Lyrics:
To insanity...and beyond!
Original Lyrics:
To infinity...and beyond!
"Trainspotting"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're ruled by a few a***holes!
Original Lyrics:
We're ruled by effete a***holes!
"Troop Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know they've had more leaders at Banana Republic
Original Lyrics:
We all know they've had more leaders than a banana republic
"Wes Craven's New Nightmare"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta get back on the whore sometime
Original Lyrics:
You gotta get back on the horse sometime
"When Harry Met Sally..."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll have a cheeseburger
Original Lyrics:
I'll have what she's having
"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell "what's wrong with that cake"?
Original Lyrics:
What the hell was wrong with that take?
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