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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Movie Scripts that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Movie Scripts on amIright currently.
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"An American Tail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't allow me from my whiskey.
or
Smoked baloney, rubber biscuit.
or
Smoked baloney, rubber biscuit.
Original Lyrics:
Smovolodnydhromovichsky
"An American Tail"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, allow me, troubled whiskey
or
(You're) Not allowed to eat a rubber biscuit
or
Won't allow Igor Stravinsky
or
You'll allow me from the whiskey
or
Unallowed, big trouble, waste can.
or
Smoked baloney (in a) rubber biscuit.
or
(You're) Not allowed to eat a rubber biscuit
or
Won't allow Igor Stravinsky
or
You'll allow me from the whiskey
or
Unallowed, big trouble, waste can.
or
Smoked baloney (in a) rubber biscuit.
Original Lyrics:
Smovolodnydhromovichsky
"Back to the Future"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you keep calling me Count?
Original Lyrics:
Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a bad nun after all
Original Lyrics:
She is a bad nut after all
Refers to Veruca Salt, who went down the garbage chute.
"Despicable Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here is the new weapon you honored
Original Lyrics:
Here is the new weapon you ordered
"E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"
Misheard Lyrics:
E.T. come home
Original Lyrics:
E.T. phone home
"Gremlins"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stand to shop like this!
Original Lyrics:
I can't stand a shock like this!
Spoken by Miss Deagle (played by Polly Holliday)
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our nude celebrity
Original Lyrics:
Our new celebrity
Released as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in North America.
"Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think
Original Lyrics:
Bingo
Mr. Hector (played by Tim Curry) says "Bingo" after he discovers that the credit card that Kevin McCallister possessed was stolen, after which a light comes on above his head.
"Kindergarten Cop"
Misheard Lyrics:
It might be a tuna
It's not a tuna!
It's not a tuna!
Original Lyrics:
It might be a tumor
It's not a tumor!
It's not a tumor!
"Pee-wee's Big Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he is busy
Original Lyrics:
Francis is busy
"Pee-wee's Big Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll revenate ya baby!
Original Lyrics:
Arrivederci baby!
Spoken by Mickey (played by Judd Omen), who ordered Pee-wee out of the car and left him stranded in the middle of nowhere
"Pee-wee's Big Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I want your invited attention
Original Lyrics:
No, I want your undivided attention
Spoken by Dottie (played by Elizabeth Daily, who also did the voice of Tommy on "Rugrats") inside Chuck's Bike-O-Rama
"Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Miss Finch would get him!
Original Lyrics:
And Miss Finch could get him!
Spoken by Telly Monster, who's worried Miss Finch will catch up to Big Bird and send him back to the Dodos.
"Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Original Lyrics:
Why does a chicken not cross the road?
Spoken by Kermit the Frog, who reports that Big Bird has run away from the Dodos in Oceanview, Illinois (which, by the way, is a fictional city and doesn't appear on any map or in any atlas I've ever looked at) and is heading back to Sesame Street.
"The Graduate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not trying to produce you
Would you like me to produce you?
Would you like me to produce you?
Original Lyrics:
I am not trying to seduce you
Would you like me to seduce you?
Would you like me to seduce you?
"The Jazz Singer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cheap moron saw him dead, and they tear a piece of their clothes
or
Wouldn't you mourn someone dead, and they tear a piece of their clothes
or
Wouldn't you mourn someone dead, and they tear a piece of their clothes
Original Lyrics:
When a Jew mourns someone dead, they tear a piece of their clothes
When a Jewish person hears the news of someone passing away, they tear a piece of their clothing. This is referred to as "rending" the clothing and is also called keriah. Sometimes this ritual is not performed until the funeral when the family members tear a part of their clothing to symbolize the loss they are experiencing. In some ceremonies, the Rabbi gives a torn black ribbon to family members to pin on their clothing to signify the loss.
It is not appropriate for everyone to rend clothing. In some instances, such as a newly married couple, displaying grief in this way is inappropriate. Source: dying/lovetoknow.com/jewish-death-rituals
It is not appropriate for everyone to rend clothing. In some instances, such as a newly married couple, displaying grief in this way is inappropriate. Source: dying/lovetoknow.com/jewish-death-rituals
"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell "what's wrong with that cake"?
Original Lyrics:
What the hell was wrong with that take?
"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because that diaper doesn't go to the much mellow room
Original Lyrics:
Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room
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