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"Another 48 Hours"
Anyone else wanna live?!!!
Anyone else wanna limp?!!!
Here is the new weapon you honored
Here is the new weapon you ordered
"Driving Miss Daisy"
Pepto-Bismol's new improved formula relieves faster than ever
Pepsodent's new improved formula cleans teeth whiter than ever
"Enemies, a Love Story"
Stay here along with dad?
Stay here among the dead?
I like Nimoy
I like Nemo
I can't stand to shop like this!
I can't stand a shock like this!
Spoken by Miss Deagle (played by Polly Holliday)
"Halloween II (1981)"
I want you to tell them to Karma Police
I want you to tell them to call the police
The bat is scary
The bet is fading
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone"
Our nude celebrity
Our new celebrity
Released as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in North America.
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas!"
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flu
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
"In the Bedroom"
Did you duet?
Did you do it?
"In the Heat of the Night"
I got a rosewood castle out there...
I got a rosewood casket out there...
It might be a tuna
It's not a tuna!
It might be a tumor
It's not a tumor!
"Lady and the Tramp"
"License to Kill"
He's waking up cranky
He's landing at Cray Key
No, no, I'm not boozing
No, no, I'm not losing
She was Russian
She was rubbish
That she loved hot sauce and duck?
That she loved Mozart and Bach?
In an old house in Dallas that was covered in time
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines
"March of the Wooden Soldiers"
Would you shut up and go along with your work?
Would you shut up and go on with your work?
Did you get that rubbish?
Did you get that rabbit?
"Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
Why did you let me free, Christmas?
Why did you let me free, Christian?
That should be a better tea
That should be a penalty
Give 'em the bomb
Give 'em the ball
Psycho website called Class of Knives.
Psycho website, classifieds.
Here on ITC
Here on IBC
ITC Entertainment was the name of a British production company.
"See No Evil, Hear No Evil"
Are you f***ing dead?
Are you f***ing deaf?
New Zealand's right there
The museum's right there
Think you're pretty funny, don't you think?
Think you're pretty funny, don't you freak?
I'm gonna find my parents' spouse
I'm gonna find my parents' house
You are doing something very local
You are doing something very noble
"Terminator: Dark Fate"
No, I'm just going to take your champagne booze
No, I'm just going to take your shoes and boots
"The Apple Dumpling Gang"
Ain't that bad, boner
Ain't that bad, homer
"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"
And it wasn't poetry
And it wasn't poultry
"The Breakfast Club"
Hey, high school around
Hey, I school around
"The Cat in the Hat (2003)"
Cat, you need to clean this missile prompt-o
Cat, you need to clean this mess up pronto
"The Exorcist III"
You've been praying with it?
You've been playing with it?
"The Fox and the Hound"
It’s stinky and boner
It’s Dinky and Boomer
This is Rosarita
This is Rosalita
I am not trying to produce you
Would you like me to produce you?
I am not trying to seduce you
Would you like me to seduce you?
Who makes change?
"The Jazz Singer"
Defense you're mad!
He thinks you're mad!
These words are spoken after Jess Robin pounds on the wall close to the door frame
"The Jungle Book (1968)"
The Man Village
"The Karate Kid (1984)"
"The Karate Kid Part II"
Man who catch fly with Chapstick...
Man who catch fly with chopstick...
"The Lion King (1994)"
Must have slimmed my mind
Must have slipped my mind
"The Little Mermaid"
I'm not a puppy
I'm not a guppy
"The Nightmare Before Christmas"
"The Peanuts Movie"
"The Polar Express"
North Pole, messed up!
North Pole, next stop!
"The Rugrats Movie"
A baby's got a clue and a baby's got a clue
A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do
Tony, I'm spared
Tony, I'm scared
"The Spy Who Loved Me"
Can't go to the control room
Captain in the control room
"The Ten Commandments"
We're gathered against your noses
We're gathered against you, Moses
This isn't really Heather, is it?
This isn't real leather, is it?
"There's Something About Mary"
Are you having a problem?
Are you going to the prom?
"Three Men and a Baby"
I'm going to killjoy
I'm going to kill Jack
"Toy Story 2"
He still has an odor!
He still has an owner!
To insanity...and beyond!
To infinity...and beyond!
We're ruled by a few a***holes!
We're ruled by effete a***holes!
"Troop Beverly Hills"
We all know they've had more leaders at Banana Republic
We all know they've had more leaders than a banana republic
"Wes Craven's New Nightmare"
You gotta get back on the whore sometime
You gotta get back on the horse sometime
"When Harry Met Sally..."
I'll have a cheeseburger
I'll have what she's having
"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
What the hell "what's wrong with that cake"?
What the hell was wrong with that take?