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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Monster Magnet
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Monster Magnet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 27 misheard song lyrics for Monster Magnet on amIright currently.
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"Big God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save the walls with plasticene
Original Lyrics:
Safer, warmer place to sleep
"Dinosaur Vacume" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Metallica baby
I say you feel alright.
I say you feel alright.
Original Lyrics:
Atomical baby
You know you burn all right.
You know you burn all right.
"Doomsday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Doomsday on Tuesday
or
It's Doomsday at Tuesday
or
It's Doomsday at Tuesday
Original Lyrics:
It's Doomsday, it's Doomsday.
"Heads Explode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta get one thing clear
When the goalie is in the dell.
When the goalie is in the dell.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta get one thing clear
When we go in the citadel.
When we go in the citadel.
"Heads Explode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that in your pants?
Original Lyrics:
Keep that thing in your pants
"Kiss of the Scorpion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to rock the dog of fire
Original Lyrics:
It's time to suck the c*ck of fire
"Live For The Moment"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can eat some tortillas.
Original Lyrics:
I can slap a tornado.
"Live For The Moment"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can slam for tornado. OR I can slam four tornadoes.
Original Lyrics:
I can slap a tornado.
"Live For The Moment"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can slam for tornado.
Original Lyrics:
I can slap a tornado.
"Live For The Moment"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not scared of tornadoes.
or
I can surf a tornado.
or
I can surf a tornado.
Original Lyrics:
I can slap a tornado.
"Live For The Moment"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't no f***in' with me.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't no 'ain't no' with me.
"Negasonic Teenage Warhead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born and raised on beers
Original Lyrics:
I was born and raised on Venus
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink from your tit. I see your boobs every day.
Original Lyrics:
I drink from your tit and sing the blues every day
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shave off the pesh and stoke your tunes
Original Lyrics:
I'll shave off the pitch now, in the scope of your tune
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I squeezed out and humped ya
Original Lyrics:
I'm squeezed out and hung dry
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I squeezed out in hump drive, I'm drowning in the tub
Original Lyrics:
I'm squeezed out and hung dry, I'm drowning in love
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll shave off my pits and the smoke of your broom.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'll shave off the pitch now and the scope of your tune.
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm squeezed out and humped ya.
Original Lyrics:
I'm squeezed out and hung dry.
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now old Ben-laden says my name.
Original Lyrics:
Now open wide and say my name.
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Space dog, motherf***er.
Original Lyrics:
Space lord, mother, mother.
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Space lord, motherf**ker
Original Lyrics:
Space Lord, Mother Mother
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Space gord Mother Chucker
or
Big strong mother, mother
or
Space lovin', mother, mother
or
Space lovin', mother, mother
Original Lyrics:
Space Lord Mother, Mother
During a low point in my life, I felt very empowered by this song and its (supposed) message of strength for me, a middle-aged woman. Sadly, I came to realize it was nothing of the sort. Song still rocks, though.
"Space Lord" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'll shave off the p*** and swallow your tunes.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'll shave off the pitch now and the scope of your tune.
"Temple of Your Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can't slip into the thirteenth house of George Wallace, baby
Original Lyrics:
If I can't slip into the thirteenth house of your twilight, baby
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