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"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of loose choosers.
or
You won't find my name in a box of little shoes.
or
You won't find my name in a box of little shoes.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of 'Who's who?'
"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of loose choosers.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of 'Who's who?'
"(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your buffalo shoes.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of "Who's who?"
"(Theme From) The Monkees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beep and say we're walkin' around.
Original Lyrics:
People say we're monkeyin' around.
"(Theme From) The Monkees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we're the young generation and we've got Saddam Hussain
Original Lyrics:
Cause we're the young generation and we've got something to say
"(Theme From) The Monkees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey we're the Monkees
Pizza say we monkey around
Pizza say we monkey around
Original Lyrics:
Hey hey we're the Monkees
People say we monkey around
People say we monkey around
"(Theme From) The Monkees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, with the Monkees
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees.
"(Theme From) The Monkees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter says we monkey around
We've got nothing to say
We've got nothing to say
Original Lyrics:
People say we monkey around
We've got something to say
We've got something to say
Editor's note: Several submissions of this song had the title listed as "Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees". According to the band's album, the official title is "(Theme From) The Monkees."
"(Theme From) The Monkees"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you better get ready
In a minute, gonna blow up your town.
In a minute, gonna blow up your town.
Original Lyrics:
So you better get ready
We may be coming to your town.
We may be coming to your town.
"(Theme From) The Monkees"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get the funniest lovespun everyone we meet.
Original Lyrics:
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.
"(Theme From) The Monkees"
Misheard Lyrics:
We get the funniest works from everybody's feet.
Original Lyrics:
We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.
"(Theme From) The Monkees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the big yellow raisin?
Original Lyrics:
We're the young generation
"Circle Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daughter, son
Original Lyrics:
Color sound
"Cuddly Toy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the kind of girl to tell your mother
What kind of comedy-dee-key
What kind of comedy-dee-key
Original Lyrics:
You're not the kind of girl to tell your mother
What kind of company to keep
What kind of company to keep
"Cuddly Toy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after Sunday came.
The day after Sunday came.
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came.
The day after Santa came.
"Cuddly Toy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after summer came.
The day after summer came.
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came.
The day after Santa came.
"Cuddly Toy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day of the hurricane
The day of the hurricane
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train that was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came
The day after Santa came
"Cuddly Toy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train
That was left out in the rain
The day of the sunny cain.
That was left out in the rain
The day of the sunny cain.
Original Lyrics:
You're not the only choo-choo train
That was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came.
That was left out in the rain
The day after Santa came.
"Daily Nightly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darkened rolling figures move thru' prisons of Ocala.
Original Lyrics:
Darkened rolling figures move thru' prisms of no color.
Ocala is a town in Florida.
"Daily Nightly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocking rolooing fires move thru prisons of Ocala.
Original Lyrics:
Darkened rolling figures move thru' prisms of no color.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A white knight on his skis
or
A white knight on whiskey
or
A white knight on whiskey
Original Lyrics:
A white knight on his steed
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A white knight unesteemed
Original Lyrics:
A white knight on his steed
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
A white knight's honest sneeze
Original Lyrics:
A white knight on his steed
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All going green
Original Lyrics:
And a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But how much faith in jewelry will we need?
or
But how much faith in dookey will we need?
or
But how much faith in duty will we need?
or
But how much faith in Julie will we need?
or
But how much faith in dookey will we need?
or
But how much faith in duty will we need?
or
But how much faith in Julie will we need?
Original Lyrics:
But how much baby do we really need?
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But our good times started then without one dollar to spend.
But how much pagan jewelry will we need?
But how much pagan jewelry will we need?
Original Lyrics:
Our good times start and end without a dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do we really need?
But how much, baby, do we really need?
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up Sleepy Gene
row what can it mean
row what can it mean
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up Sleepy Jean
oh what can it mean
oh what can it mean
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy G
Oh what could it be
To a daydream, believe down under, home commet creme.
Oh what could it be
To a daydream, believe down under, home commet creme.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
Oh what could it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
Oh what could it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up sweet Bejeen
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sarah Jean
or
Cheer up Jean B. Jean
or
Cheer up sweet Ver Jean
or
Cheer up sweet Ver Jean
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up Sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, C.P.G.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Lean Cuisine.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Reepicheep.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Sunderland football supporters sang 'Cheer up, Peter Reid' to this in honour of the team's manager.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Steve Begene
Oh, what can it mean?
Oh, what can it mean?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean?
Oh, what can it mean?
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, Steve McQueen.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweepy Jean
Oh, a can of beans
You, oh, came to eat her
And arn't coming clean.
Oh, a can of beans
You, oh, came to eat her
And arn't coming clean.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up,sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
Oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweepy cheen
Oh, uncanny mean?
Oh, uncanny mean?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean
Oh, what can it mean?
Oh, what can it mean?
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweet Bejede.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweet Regine.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheer up, sweety Jean.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherub seize the queen.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherubs ceased to dream.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherubs sing Puccini.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherubs' sleepy genes
Oh what can it mean?
To a daydream believer, I'm the homecoming queen.
Oh what can it mean?
To a daydream believer, I'm the homecoming queen.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chin up sleepy Jean
or
Clean up sleepy Jean
or
Clear up sleepy Jean
or
Clear up sleepy Jean
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clear up, please be clean.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear of being a genie
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleep Jean
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Geraldine-Pajean
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsy McQueen
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gypsy bajean
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jitter of the Jeeps 'bee-Jeeps!
Oh what can it mean?
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Oh what can it mean?
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
Oh what can it mean
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen?
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jitterbugs jig the jig
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up sleepy Jean
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just because I'm sure I know.
Original Lyrics:
Just because I'm short, I know.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
My shaven haven's cold.
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
My shaving Razors cold and it stinks
Original Lyrics:
My shaving Razors cold and it stings
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stinks
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stings
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, apple pie meets the wing
Of the bluebird as she sings.
Of the bluebird as she sings.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I could hide 'neath the wing
Of the bluebird as she sings.
Of the bluebird as she sings.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once thought of you as a white man on a stick
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a daydream believer and uh oh! dummy me
Original Lyrics:
She's a daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a daydream believer and, uh oh, dummy me.
Original Lyrics:
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear off Jeannie's jeans
Oh, what can it mean...?
Oh, what can it mean...?
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean
Oh, what could it mean...?
Oh, what could it mean...?
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear up sleepy dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sea-born breeze is cold and it stinks
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stings
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shavin' baby's cold as it screams.
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stings.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shavin' razor goes and it sings.
Original Lyrics:
My shaving razor's cold and it stings.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sick, sick clock alarm would never ring.
Original Lyrics:
The 6 o'clock alarm would never ring.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
To a daydream beleaguered
Original Lyrics:
To a daydream believer
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
To a daydream believer and I'm all squeaky clean
Original Lyrics:
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
To a daydream believer, O going green.
Original Lyrics:
To a daydream believer and a homecoming queen
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You once taunted me and despised my honesty.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a wide-eyed honest thief.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You once thought of me, as a white night honestly.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You once thought of me
As a bridesmaid, honestly.
As a bridesmaid, honestly.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed.
As a white knight on a steed.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want sodomy,
as a white knight from a steed
as a white knight from a steed
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me,
as a white knight on a steed
as a white knight on a steed
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You would start the fling of a wise guy on a string.
Original Lyrics:
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed.
"Daydream Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
a white knight honestly
Original Lyrics:
A white knight on his steed
"Do You Feel It Too"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do you Feel it too? Do you find an Almond Joy in every little thing you do?
Original Lyrics:
And do you Feel it too? Do you find a lot of joy in everything you do?
"For Pete's Sake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Endless rubbin' time
or
Endless lovin' time
or
Endless lovin' time
Original Lyrics:
In this lovin' time
"Forget That Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget that gum.
Original Lyrics:
Forget that girl.
"Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't need to fix the plate
Original Lyrics:
I didn't need this extra weight
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I saw her face,
now I am a beaver
now I am a beaver
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
now I'm a believer
now I'm a believer
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I saw her face
Now I'm a bulemic.
Now I'm a bulemic.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Now I'm a believer.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappoint me, honey, and all my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointed olives on my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment hardened on my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment partied on my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment was honey on my trees.
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment, heartache on my dreams
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointment, heartache, spoiled my dreams!
Original Lyrics:
Disappointment haunted all my dreams!
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't believe her if I tried.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't leave her if I tried.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never saw her face
Now I am a believer
Not a taste
Italian my mind.
Now I am a believer
Not a taste
Italian my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind.
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a give for free
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin thing
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a kitten thing
or
I thought love was more or less a give or take
or
I thought love was more or less a give or take
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a give-and-take.
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a givin' thing.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a kick in the foot.
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a given thing.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a kick in the shin
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a given thing
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a kick in the teeth
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a giving thing
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a pithy thing.
Original Lyrics:
I thought love was more or less a given thing.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a big beaver!
Original Lyrics:
I'm a believer!
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm doubting my mind
Original Lyrics:
Of doubt in my mind
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been lost
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a single face
I'm doubting my mind
I'm doubting my mind
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Of doubt in my mind
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw her trace mapped out in my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lord was out to get me.
Original Lyrics:
Love was out to get me.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I salted her face.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Found her trace
hooked out in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Found her trace
hooked out in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
of doubt in my mind
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I saw her face, and her big beaver
or
Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her
or
Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
And her large beaver
or
Then I saw her place
And her large weaver.
And her large beaver
or
Then I saw her place
And her large weaver.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Now I'm a believer.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm gonna leave her.
Now I'm gonna leave her.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Now I'm a believer.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a bulimic.
Now I'm a bulimic.
Original Lyrics:
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer.
Now I'm a believer.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I need is suction in my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine I got rain
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I need is sunshine on my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the use in trying?
Are you getting paid?
Are you getting paid?
Original Lyrics:
What's the use in trying?
All you get is pain.
All you get is pain.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed a section of her brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed suction at my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed suction of the brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine for my brain.
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine on my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
"I'm A Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women are the sunshine of my brain
Original Lyrics:
When I needed sunshine I found rain
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of Blue's Clues.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't find my name in your book of 'Who's Who?'
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a stethoscope
Original Lyrics:
I'm not your steppin' stone
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't find your name in my book of the little zoos
Original Lyrics:
You won't find my name in your book of the who's whos
"I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been awful careful 'bout the friends you choose
But you won't find my name in your boogaloo zoo
But you won't find my name in your boogaloo zoo
Original Lyrics:
You've been awful careful 'bout the friends you choose
But you won't find my name in your book of 'who's who'
But you won't find my name in your book of 'who's who'
"I'm Not Your Stepping Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't find my name in your book of little zoos
Original Lyrics:
You won't find my name in your book of losers...
"Just May Be The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh nimbus, tell someone.
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone, have someone.
"Just May Be The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nimbus! Help someone!
Help someone!
or
Oh, numb-n**s! Help someone! Help someone.
Help someone!
or
Oh, numb-n**s! Help someone! Help someone.
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone
Have someone.
Have someone.
"Just May Be The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up, help someone, help someone.
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone, have someone.
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate the last cane to Clarksville
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hear you in the snorgy bells.
Original Lyrics:
I can't hear you in this noisy railroad station.
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last piece of parchment
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
We'll have time for coffee, played with kisses and the guitar on the station - oh
We'll have time for coffee, played with kisses and the guitar on the station - oh
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
Will be there by five thirty 'cause I've made the reservation-oh.
Will be there by five thirty 'cause I've made the reservation-oh.
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh.
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation - oh.
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clocksville
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Pottsville
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarkesville
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last train to Poxville.
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarksville.
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the last trained cockerel.
Original Lyrics:
Take the last train to Clarkesville.
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee, flavored kisses, and a bitter conversation.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses and a bit of conversation.
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for corned-beef later.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored...
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for parties later
This is end of bitter conversation, oh.
This is end of bitter conversation, oh.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation, oh.
And a bit of conversation, oh.
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for potty-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for party-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for candy-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for party-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
or
We'll have time for candy-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for coffee-flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation.
And a bit of conversation.
"Last Train To Clarksville"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have time for some coffee flavored kisses,
and a bit of on the station love.
and a bit of on the station love.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have time for some coffee flavored kisses,
and a bit of conversation, oh.
and a bit of conversation, oh.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like strawberry pie
Original Lyrics:
Lips like strawberry pie
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and Pete's girl.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, the long hair and pig tails.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and big curls
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and big girl.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sondra, long hair and pigtails.
Original Lyrics:
Sandra, long hair and beat girl.
"Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I owned a long thumb
Original Lyrics:
Wish I only loved one
"Love Is Only Sleeping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Froofie's in the station now.
Original Lyrics:
Through the endless days and nights
"Love Is Only Sleeping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Groovy Anastasia
Original Lyrics:
Through the endless days and nights
"Mary, Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
One more Mary cannot do
Original Lyrics:
What more, Mary, can I do?
"Mary, Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
What more, Mary, can are you
To prove my love is Cheerios?
To prove my love is Cheerios?
Original Lyrics:
What more, Mary, can I do
To prove my love is truly yours?
To prove my love is truly yours?
"Mr. Webster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now came a telegram for Mr. Webster.
Original Lyrics:
Now came a telegram from Mr. Webster.
"Mr. Webster"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Sheila here, to help me spend.
Original Lyrics:
Wish you were here to help me spend.
"No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey I know it damnit
You don' t seem to make no sense.
You don' t seem to make no sense.
Original Lyrics:
Andy you're a dandy
You don' t seem to make no sense.
You don' t seem to make no sense.
"No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hober reeber sabasoben
Hobaseeba snick
See the rather hopeless hopin'
What did you expect?
Hobaseeba snick
See the rather hopeless hopin'
What did you expect?
Original Lyrics:
Hober reeber sabasoben Hobaseeba snick
Hoba seba sabasoben
Seeber, rabber, hobbersoben
What did you expect?
Hoba seba sabasoben
Seeber, rabber, hobbersoben
What did you expect?
"No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulverized a ballerina!
Pulverized a snake!
Pulverized a snake!
Original Lyrics:
Hober reeber sabasoben
Hobaseeba snick
Hobaseeba snick
"No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeber, rabber, hobbersoben
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a rather hopeless hope
So what did you expect?
So what did you expect?
"Papa Gene's Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you loathe me.
Original Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me.
"Papa Gene's Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me! "Play magic fingers! Oh, kick it Luther!"
Original Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me! "Play magic fingers! Oh, pick it Luther!"
"Papa Gene's Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me!
'Play magic fingers! Oh, kick it Luther!'
'Play magic fingers! Oh, kick it Luther!'
Original Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me!
'Play magic fingers! Oh, pick it Luther!'
'Play magic fingers! Oh, pick it Luther!'
"Papa Gene's Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me
Play 'magic fingers', oh, kick it Lisa.
Play 'magic fingers', oh, kick it Lisa.
Original Lyrics:
For I love you and I know you love me
Play 'magic fingers', oh, pick it Luther.
Play 'magic fingers', oh, pick it Luther.
"Papa Gene's Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh chicken lizard
Original Lyrics:
Oh pick it Luther
"Papa Gene's Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, pick it, Nesmith!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, pick it, Luther.
"Papa Gene's Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, pick it, listen!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, pick it, Luther.
"Papa Gene's Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
ohh Pick it Wilson...i thought it was a goof on Wilson Picket...
Original Lyrics:
Oh pick it Luther
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
A local rock moves down the street while trying hard to sing this song.
Original Lyrics:
The local rock group down the street is trying hard to learn this song.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Peasant Valley Sunday
Hearing static cymbals land.
Hearing static cymbals land.
Original Lyrics:
Another Peasant Valley Sunday
Here in status symbol land.
Here in status symbol land.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charcoaled vermin everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Charcoal burning everywhere
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate pudding everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Charcoal burning everywhere
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Creature comfortables
They only know my soul.
They only know my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
They only numb my soul.
They only numb my soul.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasant valley someday.
Original Lyrics:
Pleasant Valley Sunday
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Preacher comes and goes
He only knows my soul.
He only knows my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
They only numb my soul.
They only numb my soul.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
See Mrs. Gray
She's proud today because her roses aren't blue.
She's proud today because her roses aren't blue.
Original Lyrics:
See Mrs. Gray
She's proud today because her roses are in bloom.
She's proud today because her roses are in bloom.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange flies in my ears
Original Lyrics:
Strange lies in my ears
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
The preacher comes and goes
He only knows my soul.
He only knows my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
They only numb my soul.
They only numb my soul.
"Pleasant Valley Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
The preacher comes and goes
Original Lyrics:
Creature comfort goals
"Randy Scouse Git"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a long time since the party
And the rumor's in a mess.
And the rumor's in a mess.
Original Lyrics:
Been a long time since the party
And the room is in a mess.
And the room is in a mess.
"Randy Scouse Git"
Misheard Lyrics:
But for King Zemeeahmiah
Sitting stately on the floor.
Sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of E.M.I.
Are sitting stately on the floor.
Are sitting stately on the floor.
"Randy Scouse Git"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's too easy humming psalms to a girl in emerald dress.
Original Lyrics:
It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress.
"Randy Scouse Git"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bee is known as wonder girl is speaking Ivy league.
Original Lyrics:
The being known as wonder girl is speaking, I believe.
"Randy Scouse Git"
Misheard Lyrics:
The four keys will be a mile
Sitting stately on the floor.
or
The four kids will be a mile
Sitting stately on the floor.
Sitting stately on the floor.
or
The four kids will be a mile
Sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of EMI
Are sitting stately on the floor.
Are sitting stately on the floor.
The 'four kings of EMI' are obviously: George Harrison (lead guitar), John Lennon (rhythm guitar), Paul McCartney (bass guitar), and Ringo Starr (drums).
"Randy Scouse Git"
Misheard Lyrics:
The four kings and Nehemiah
Sitting stately on the floor.
Sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of EMI
Are sitting stately on the floor.
Are sitting stately on the floor.
"Randy Scouse Git"
Misheard Lyrics:
The four kings that we admire are sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor.
"Randy Scouse Git"
Misheard Lyrics:
The four kings, an eel and I are sitting stately on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
The four kings of emi are sitting stately on the floor.
"Randy Scouse Git"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though being known is wonder, girl
In speaking, I believe.
In speaking, I believe.
Original Lyrics:
The being known as Wonder Girl
Is speaking, I believe.
Is speaking, I believe.
"Salesman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Habaneros, different kinds of tin
Original Lyrics:
Copper kettles, different kinds of tin
"Shades Of Gray"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had never lived with drugs or tasted beer.
Original Lyrics:
We had never lived without or tasted fear.
"Shades of Gray"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had never lived with dope or tasted beer
Original Lyrics:
We had never lived without or tasted fear
"Shades of Gray"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had never lived without or tasted fear.
Original Lyrics:
We had never lived with doubt or tasted fear.
"She"
Misheard Lyrics:
She devoured all my Sweet 'n' Low
Took all I had, and then she fed me dirt.
Took all I had, and then she fed me dirt.
Original Lyrics:
She devoured all my sweet love
Took all I had, and then she fed me dirt.
Took all I had, and then she fed me dirt.
"Sometime In The Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you need no underwear to disguise.
Original Lyrics:
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
"Sometime In The Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know it was always there
And you need no underwear of the sky.
And you need no underwear of the sky.
Original Lyrics:
You know it was always there
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
"Sometime In The Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
You no longer need to wear a disco.
or
You no longer need to wear a disc on.
or
You no longer need to wear a disc on.
Original Lyrics:
And you need no longer wear a disguise.
"Star Collector"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a letter, keep it going
Whatever it is she's going through
Whatever it is she's going through
Original Lyrics:
Think I'll let her keep on going
Where ever it is, she's going to
Where ever it is, she's going to
"Star Collector"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'll never keep on going
Original Lyrics:
Think I'll let her keep on going
"Sweet, Young Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, dumb thing
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, young thing
"Tapioca Tundra"
Misheard Lyrics:
And once again the faded dream is sacrificed anew
Original Lyrics:
And once again the faded dream is saddened by the news
"Teeny Tiny Gnome"
Misheard Lyrics:
He opened up his pie
Original Lyrics:
He opened up his pipe
"The Door Into Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the laughter from a distant pair of pants
Original Lyrics:
And the laughter from a distant caravan
"The Door Into Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fading through the door in Tucson
Original Lyrics:
Fading through the door into summer
"The Door Into Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, let's travel on to many next few places.
Original Lyrics:
With his travel logs of 'maybe next year' places.
"The Girl I Knew Somewhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somehow, someway, this same thing was done
Someone, somewhere gave me the same one.
Someone, somewhere gave me the same one.
Original Lyrics:
Somehow, someway, this same thing was done
Someone, somewhere, did me this same wrong.
Someone, somewhere, did me this same wrong.
"You Can't Judge A Book By Looking At The Cover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Georgia Bush under the cover.
Original Lyrics:
You can't judge a book by looking at the cover.
"You Just May Be The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nimbus, hail someone.
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone.
"You Just May Be The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Nimbus, have someone
Original Lyrics:
All men must have someone
"Zilch"
Misheard Lyrics:
China Bipolina Alameda
It isn't my opinion what the people are intending.
It isn't my opinion what the people are intending.
Original Lyrics:
China clipper calling Alameda
It is of my opinion what the people are intending.
It is of my opinion what the people are intending.
"Zilch"
Misheard Lyrics:
China kept a-calling Alameda.
Original Lyrics:
China Clipper calling Alameda.
"Zilch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny kept calling on the meter
Original Lyrics:
China Clipper calling Alameda
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