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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Eddie Money that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 116 misheard song lyrics for Eddie Money on amIright currently.

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"Baby Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby hold on to meat
Original Lyrics:
Baby hold on to me
"Baby Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty, hold on to me
Original Lyrics:
Baby hold on to me
"Baby Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ixnay and pooh bear
Really don't mean all that much
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, rich man, poor man now
Really don't mean all that much
"Baby Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ixnay and pooh bear
Really don't mean all that much.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, rich man, poor man now
Really don't mean all that much.
"Baby Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gonna let you go
So, Hakuna Matata...
Original Lyrics:
Never gonna let you go
So hold on to me tighter
"Baby Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The future is us to see
Original Lyrics:
The future is ours to see
"Baby Hold On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The vision is ours to see
Original Lyrics:
The future is ours to see
"Endless Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the way it hurts, explanation.
Original Lyrics:
Just the well-rehearsed explanation.
"Gimme Some Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop that horse on it's a**
With my last dying gasp.
Original Lyrics:
Slap that horse in the a**
With my last dying gasp.
"Gimme Some Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme some chowder
I killed man for his Mexican daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme some water
'Cause I shot a man on the Mexican Border.
"Gimme Some Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme some water
'Cause I bought a van at the Mexican border.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme some water
'Cause I shot a man on the Mexican border.
"Gimme Some Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme some water
'Cause I bought a van at the Mexican border.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme some water
'Cause I shot a man on the Mexican border.
"Gimme Some Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme some water
'Cause I shot a man on the Michigan border
Original Lyrics:
Gimme some water
'Cause I shot a man on the Mexican border
"Gimme Some Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit that horse in the ass
Close my last dyin' gasp
or
Hit that horse in the ass
'Cause at last I guess
or
Hit that horse in the ass
'Cause at last I guess
Original Lyrics:
Smack that horse in the ass
With my last dyin' gasp
"Gimme Some Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicked that horse in the a**
With my last dying gasp.
Original Lyrics:
Smacked that horse in the ass
With my last dying gasp.
"Maybe I'm A Fool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm a fool
Still longing you
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a fool
Still loving you
"Peace In Our Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sound of the door won't shut, shut, shut
Original Lyrics:
And the sun of the dove will shine, shine, shine
"Roll It Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of course it's going down the dream
Original Lyrics:
Of course it's going down the drain
Theme song from Hardball, which ran for one season from 1989-1990.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blew out the spacious in a tennis video.
Original Lyrics:
Blew out the speakers in her daddy's stereo.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blew out the speakers in a .30-.30 hole.
Original Lyrics:
Blew out the speakers in her daddy's radio.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blew out the speakers in a dirty video.
Original Lyrics:
Blew out the speakers in her daddy's radio.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blew out the speakers in her dirty sweaty hole
Original Lyrics:
Blew out the speakers in her daddy's stereo
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cops on the highway had her pulled to the side
Original Lyrics:
Got so high we had to pull to the side
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got so hot we had to pull it to the side
Original Lyrics:
Got so high we had to pull to the side
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her lips were shakin' 'til the minute of the night.
or
Her t**s were shakin' 'til the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We did some shakin' 'til the end of the night.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her t**s were shakin' 'til the end of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We did some shakin' 'til the end of the night.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her t**s were shakin' 'til the end of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We did some shakin' 'til the middle of the night.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her t**s were shakin' 'til the heat of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We did some shakin' 'til the middle of the night.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her t**s were shakin' 'til the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We did some shakin' 'til the middle of the night.
I really think he says 't**s' and gets away with it. Eddie doesn't have the best pronounciation so it could go either way. These days, saying t**s is so mild compared to the meaning of some songs. It's actually a very cute word. Just ask George Carlin.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her t**s were shakin' to the heat of the night.
or
We did some shakin' 'til the end of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We did some shakin' 'til the middle of the night.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her tits were shakin' 'til the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We did some shakin' 'til the middle of the night
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her tits were shakin'.
or
Her hips were shakin'.
Original Lyrics:
We did some shakin'.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a little nervous
When she took her coat off
She looked so good
Ahh
Yeah
Original Lyrics:
I got a little nervous
When she took her coat off
She looked so pretty
Ahh
Yeah
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosanna started had a caution should not a-drive
Stolen keys no matter took me for a ride.
Original Lyrics:
Rosanna`s daddy had a car she loved to drive
Stole the keys one night and took me for a ride.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosanna's caddy had a cart she loved to drive.
Original Lyrics:
Rosanna`s daddy had a car she loved to drive.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She took her clothes off
Original Lyrics:
She took her coat off
"Shakin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snapped in a B-cup
Original Lyrics:
Snapping her fingers
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Started trickin', was a tick in the street.
Original Lyrics:
Started drinkin', wasn't thinking too straight.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through out the sneakers owned by Deney Terrio
Original Lyrics:
Blew out the speakers in her daddy's stereo.
"Shakin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We did some shakin' till the middle of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Her tits were shakin' till all through the night.
Go see Eddie Money!!!
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl your age, yo
Original Lyrics:
A guardian angel
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A sardine in hell
Original Lyrics:
A guardian angel
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed my little baby
Original Lyrics:
Be my little baby
Sung by Ronnie Spector, who originally sang it in the 60s as one of the Ronettes.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed my little baby
Original Lyrics:
Be my little baby
This is particularly funny in the light of the bridge, which features the line "I feel the hunger... it's the hungerrrrr!!!"
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be a puppy pester.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel your heartbeat faster.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel I might need Bactrum.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel your heart beat faster.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you up in the air
or
I can feel you breathing
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you breathe
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel your heart beat, fatso.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel your heart beat faster.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel your heartbeat 'bed-disco'.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel your heart beat faster.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel your heartbeat backstroke
Original Lyrics:
I can feel your heart beat faster
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to let you go to see the light.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to let you go 'til you see the light.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some company, a f***in' angel.
Original Lyrics:
I need some company, a guardian angel.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some company
I've caught an angel.
Original Lyrics:
I need some company
A guardian angel.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like I'm running scared.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang...
Ronnie Spector of the Ronettes had a hit 'Be My Baby', and she sings 'Be my little baby' in this song.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Rent-a-Center
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Ronettes said
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie says
Ronnie Spector, is the legendary former lead singer of The Ronettes. She provides a guest vocal on this song.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie said, 'Feed my little baby.'
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang, 'Be my little baby.'
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie said...
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang...
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Rosanne, feed my little baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang, 'Be my little baby.'
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Roxanne
Be my little baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang,
'Be my little baby.'
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a renaissance
Be my little baby..oh..ho..ohhhhh.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby..oh..ho..ohhhhh.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a run inside
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a runaway...
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang...
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a running stag, be my little baby
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang, be my little baby
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a runny sac.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a waterslide,
be my little baby
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang,
be my little baby
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like buckshot
Be my little baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie said,
'Be my little baby.'
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like mudslides
Be my little baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie says,
'Be my little baby.'
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like running tight
Be my little baby
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie said
Be my little baby
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the Renaissance,
Just like the Renaissance.
Be my little baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang,
Just like Ronnie sang.
Be my little baby.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the runny side
Be my little baby.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang
'Be my little baby.'
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like we're outta sight.
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie says.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like what it said
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like what it says
Feed my little baby
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's sit on a chestnut runny sack
Original Lyrics:
Listen honey, just like Ronnie sang
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen all you, just like we're outta sight.
Original Lyrics:
Listen honey, just like Ronnie sang
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen honey, just like running sand
Be my little baby..oh..ho..ohhhhh.
Original Lyrics:
Listen honey, just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby..oh..ho..ohhhhh.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen honey
Just like the Rani said
"Be my little baby"
Original Lyrics:
Listen honey
Just like Ronnie sang
"Be my little baby"
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen honey
Just like renaissance
Be my lover baby..oh..ho..ohhhhh.
Original Lyrics:
Listen honey
Just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby..oh..ho..ohhhhh.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My boat's not watertight
Original Lyrics:
Just like Ronnie sang...
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go to see the light
Original Lyrics:
Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go 'till we see the light
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go to sleep tonight
Original Lyrics:
Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go till you see the light
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home tonight,
I don't want to let you go to Save-A-Lot
Original Lyrics:
Take me home tonight,
I don't want to let you go till you see the light
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home tonight
I don't wanna let you go to civil life.
Original Lyrics:
Take me home tonight
I don't wanna let you go 'til you see the light.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go to sleep alive.
Original Lyrics:
Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go 'till you see the light.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel with my adequate time
With all the power to release it.
Original Lyrics:
When I can feel you with my appetite
With all the power you're releasing.
"Take Me Home Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With all the power to release me,
It's like I see you walk the city streets alone.
Original Lyrics:
With all the power you're releasing,
It isn't safe to walk the city streets alone.
"The Love In Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the look in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the love in your eyes.
"Think I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm in love cuz I can't get it up
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm in love cuz I can't get enough
"Think I'm In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm in love, and I can't get it up
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm in love, 'cause I can't get enough
"Think I'm In love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'm in love, and it's all coming on
I think I'm in love, 'cause I can't get it off me
Original Lyrics:
I think I'm in love, and my life's lookin' up
I think I'm in love, 'cause I can't get enough
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate a cheeseburger in paradise.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise.
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna' take you on a trip on bumble bees
I've got some dogs*** in my pocket
Now baby, come and see.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna' take you on a trip so far from here
I've got two tickets in my pocket
Now baby, we'll disappear.
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two chickens to paralyze
won't you pack a bag of leaves tonight
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two chickens to paralyze.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise.
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two chickens with parrot eyes
Won't you pack your bags with fleas and lice?
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags? We'll leave tonight.
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two fingers in paradise
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two tickets and a pair of dice.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise.
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise
Won't you pack your bags with leaves and ice?
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two ticks and a parasite.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Paradise.
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two triplets to paralyze
Won't you pack your bags? We'll eat tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags? We'll leave tonight.
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two chickens with parrot eyes
Original Lyrics:
Two tickets to paradise
"Two Tickets To Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for love.
Original Lyrics:
We've waited so long.
"Two Tickets to Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two chickens to paradise
Won't you pack your fags and leave tonight?
Original Lyrics:
I got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?
"Two Tickets to Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two tickets, two pairs of dice
Won't you pet your cat and leave tonight?
Original Lyrics:
I got two tickets to paradise
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?
"Two Tickets to Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two d***heads to paradise
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to paradise
"Two Tickets to Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trade in for more (4x)
Original Lyrics:
Waited so long (4x)
"Two Tickets to Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait until dawn
Original Lyrics:
Waiting goes on
"Two Tickets to Paradise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you pack your bags with me tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight?
"Walk On Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be a fool, don't sit on the school
The subs can't take it no more.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be a fool, don't settle the score
'Cause I can't take it no more.
"Walk On Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be a fool, don't tell you scope
The sun can't take it awoke.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be a fool, don't settle your score
'Cause I can't take it no more.
"Where's the Party?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are we gonna do some partying tonight?
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna do some partying tonight
"Where's the Party?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big tent to have a field
Hangin' around the house all night
Good guns, it isn't much fun
Kinda gets a good boy tonight
Original Lyrics:
Big deal, tell ya how I feel
Hangin' around the house all night
Good guns, it isn't much fun
Kinda gets a good boy tonight
"Where's the Party?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clip-clap pass through every trek
Attitude that live the store
Original Lyrics:
Klick-klack pass the railroad tracks
Headin' towards the liquor store
"Where's the Party?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got their wheels
And the girls spin their heels
The radios are up real loud
There's a rumour going 'round
'Bout the other side of town
Rockin' at some little girls' house
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got their wheels
And the girls are in their heels
The radios are up real loud
There's a rumour going 'round
On the other side of town
They're rockin' out some little girl's house

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