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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Mellencamp that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 371 misheard song lyrics for John Mellencamp on amIright currently.

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"Ain't Even Done With The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
81 dollars a night
Original Lyrics:
Ain't even done with the night.
"Ain't Even Done With The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And sad for saying on the radio
Original Lyrics:
And Sam Cooke singing on the radio
"Ain't Even Done With The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fred Sanford singin' on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
And Sam Cooke singin' on the radio.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Diane to me don't sound like all that much fun
Original Lyrics:
And dyin' to me don't sound like all that much fun
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Growin' up leads to growin' old and then to Dianne.
And Dianne to me don't sound like all that much fun.
Original Lyrics:
Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying,
And dying to me don't sound like all that much fun.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I called my preacher I said give me strength from Our Father
Original Lyrics:
I called my preacher I said give me strength for Round 5
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fart with authority, and Lori had always winced.
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fight Dorothy and Dorothy always wins.
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fight Iori, Iori always wins
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fight a whore in the door and she always wins.
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fight authority and Lord, I always will
or
I fight authority and Lord, they always win
or
I fight authority and Lord, they always win
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fight with Dorathy and Dorathy always wins.
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fight with Dorothy and Dorothy always wins
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fight with Dorothy,
and Dorothy always wins
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority,
authority always wins
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins.
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fight with Dorothy; Dorothy always win.
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority; authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I find a four-leaf clover and always win.
Original Lyrics:
When I fight authority
Authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I find authority a bore and I always will
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I find authority annoying and always will.
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I find authority in that and I always will.
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority. Authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I find that 40, 40 always wins
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think it's a toad, a toad in space.
Original Lyrics:
I think it's a total disgrace.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been doing it since I was a yucky little Commie redneck
Original Lyrics:
I been doing it since I was a young kid and I come out grinnin'
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I call up my preacher
I say give me a shrink for round 5.
He said you don't need no shrink; you need to grow up, son.
Original Lyrics:
So I call up my preacher
I say give me strength for round 5.
He said you don't need no strength; you need to grow up, son.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I fight the law, and lord I always will.
Original Lyrics:
When I fight authority, authority always wins.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they think they sold puke when they got you in air conditionin'.
Original Lyrics:
They think they're so cute when they got you in that condition.
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I fight a thought,
the thought it always wins
Original Lyrics:
When I fight authority,
authority always wins
"Authority Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins.
Original Lyrics:
I fight authority, authority always wins.
"Check It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the chilly damn bills have been paid.
Original Lyrics:
All utility bills have been paid.
"Check It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By future generations
On the highways that we love
Original Lyrics:
Our future generations
Ridin' on the highways that we built
"Check It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken out
Original Lyrics:
Check it out
"Check It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to see ourselves as still the young liars
Original Lyrics:
Just to tell our souls we're still the young lions
"Check It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men and young boys
Original Lyrics:
A million young poets
"Check It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our future generations
On highway Xanadu.
Original Lyrics:
By future generations
Ridin' on the highways that we built.
"Check It Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleepin' with your backpack, to the bone
Original Lyrics:
Sleepin' with your back, to your loved one
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing with everything
Original Lyrics:
Dancing meant everything.
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I grew up on the outskirts of town
and I ain't no farm bus baby
Original Lyrics:
I grew up in the outskirts of town
in a eight room farm house baby
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to cup a cherry bomb.
Original Lyrics:
Outside the club Cherry Bomb.
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to cut a cherry bomb.
Original Lyrics:
Outside the club 'Cherry Bomb'
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd wake up to relieve myself.
Original Lyrics:
Had me a couple of real nice girlfriends.
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside I threw a cherry bomb
Original Lyrics:
Outside the club 'Cherry Bomb'
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside the club Jerry Bond
Original Lyrics:
Outside the club Cherry Bomb
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside the curb, Cherry Bomb
Original Lyrics:
Outside the club Cherry Bomb.
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Packed a suitcase of my own
Original Lyrics:
Got a few kids of my own
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That was when a spoke was a spoke
And Pooh Bear was Pooh Bear
Original Lyrics:
That was when a sport was a sport
And grooving was grooving
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when a coke was a coke.
Original Lyrics:
That's when a sport was a sport
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when a smoke was a smoke.
Original Lyrics:
That's when a sport was a sport.
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when a spoke was a smoke
Original Lyrics:
That's when a sport was a sport
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when a spoke was a spoke.
Original Lyrics:
That's when a sport was a sport.
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when smoke was smoke
Original Lyrics:
That's when a sport was a sport
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when the boat was afloat.
Original Lyrics:
That's when a sport was a sport.
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when the spoke was spoke.
Original Lyrics:
That's when a sport was a sport.
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when a smoke was a smoke
or
The best way to smoke is to smoke
or
The best way to smoke is to smoke
Original Lyrics:
That's when a sport was a sport
"Cherry Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When they hear me tow the line, here's to you
Original Lyrics:
When they hear me talkin' like this to you
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't mind being there with you, boy
I've had - God bless ya - for years and years
Original Lyrics:
And I don't mind being their whipping boy
I've had that pleasure for years and years
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't mind the All-American Boy
I've had it, God bless you, for years and years
Original Lyrics:
And I don't mind being their whipping boy
I've had that pleasure for years and years
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you lift up your balls
Original Lyrics:
And what you lift up must fall
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know I'm a real good gas
With a meatloaf on my shoulder, see what I ask
Original Lyrics:
But I know I'm a real good dancer
Don't need to look over my shoulder to see what I'm after
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your problem with the hoochie bear.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got their problems; ain't no new news here.
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind bein' down with the boys.
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind being their whipping boy.
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have, God bless ya, for years and years.
Original Lyrics:
I've had that pleasure for years and years.
"Crumblin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a problem or Ishii girl
Original Lyrics:
Don't confuse the problem
With the issue, girl
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No good Chico's are funny.
Original Lyrics:
No good deed goes unpunished.
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No good tinkles are funny.
Original Lyrics:
No good deed goes unpunished
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the same old truck you've been driving for years
Original Lyrics:
I'm the same old trouble you've been having for years
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Other Geek-o's are funny
Original Lyrics:
No good deed goes unpunished
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Same people say I'm obnoxiously lazy.
Original Lyrics:
Some people say I'm obnoxious and lazy
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Second best is what you get
Playin' around with kangaroos.
Original Lyrics:
Second best is what you get
'Til you learn to bend the rules.
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people say that I'm a Nazi lady
or
Some people say I'm a notch too lazy
or
Some people say I'm nuts, so lazy
or
Some people say I'm nuts, so lazy
Original Lyrics:
Some people say I'm obnoxious and lazy
"Crumblin' Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waltz on top of the town
Original Lyrics:
When the walls come tumblin' down
"Cuttin' Heads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay low, Brown Bobby.
Original Lyrics:
Lay low, proud Poppi.
"Dance Naked" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk with you and snake it.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to dance naked.
"Dance Naked" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to stick it.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to dance naked.
"Dance Naked" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you too--Dan's naked.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to dance naked.
"Dance Naked" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you ger snaken
or
What is grandma bakin?
or
What is grandma bakin?
Original Lyrics:
I want to dance naked
"Emotional Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Serve compassions with love
Original Lyrics:
Such emotional love
"Emotional Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Situation of love
or
Situational love
Original Lyrics:
Such emotional love
"Hand To Hold On To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to work and be a Hollywood star.
Drive your 4-wheel drive right thru the mud.
Original Lyrics:
Go to work and be a Hollywood stud.
Drive your 4-wheel drive right thru the mud.
"Hand To Hold On To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have good luck with your financial situation.
Play the ponies, be president of the United Nations
Go to work and be a Hollywood star
Drive your 4-wheel drive, into yourown car
Original Lyrics:
Have good luck with your financial situation.
Play the ponies, be president of the United Nations
Go to work and be a Hollywood stud
Drive your 4-wheel drive into the mud
"Hand To Hold On To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have good with your financial securities.
Original Lyrics:
Have good luck with your financial situation.
"Human Wheels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For I descend from this farm
Now dreams beyond, my earthly farm.
Original Lyrics:
For I descend from this vault
Now dreams beyond my earthly vault.
"Human Wheels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dusty witch this flesh shall return
It is the ancient green dust a-gone.
Original Lyrics:
The dust to which this flesh shall return
It is the ancient dreaming dust of God.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and make it up, hurt so good
Original Lyrics:
Come on and make it a-hurt so good.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and make it up
Original Lyrics:
Come on and make it a...
"Hurts So Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so good
Original Lyrics:
Hurts so good
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that I'm getting odor, so much odor.
Original Lyrics:
Now that I'm getting older, so much older.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that I'm getting older, so much odor
Original Lyrics:
Now that I'm getting older, so much older
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sim pull a little those young boy ways.
Original Lyrics:
Said put away those young boy ways.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Simple with those young boy days.
Original Lyrics:
Said put away those young boy ways.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Simple with those young boy ways.
Original Lyrics:
Said put away those young boy ways.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sink your teeth right through my b*ll*s baby
Let's see what we can do.
Original Lyrics:
Sink your teeth right through my bones baby
Let's see what we can do.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes love don't feel like a shoe.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes love don't feel like it should.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes love don't fit like shoes
You make it hurt so good.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can f*ck around all day long
Original Lyrics:
We can walk around all day long
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could f*** around all day long.
Original Lyrics:
We could walk around all day long.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a young boy,
simple with those young boy ways
or
When I was a young boy,
say boo we doos young boy ways
or
When I was a young boy,
say boo we doos young boy ways
Original Lyrics:
When I was a young boy,
Said put away all those young boy ways
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ate those green eggs, and you are young
Original Lyrics:
You ain't as green as you are young
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're eighty-three and you are young.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't as green as you are young.
"Hurts So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your anis green and you are young.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't as green as you are young.
"I Need A Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I watch it from this whole alcohol
And all the stories go dancin' to the radio...
Original Lyrics:
As I watch from the hole I call home
All the stony's are dancin' to the radio....
"I Need A Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One that knows the meaning of
'Hey, it's a highway'
Original Lyrics:
One that knows the meaning of
'Hey, hit the highway'
"I Need A Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Racing through the human junkyard at night.
I'm so confused my mind is in zero.
Electricity runs through my fingers.
I watch from this hole like a hawk.
Original Lyrics:
Racing through the human jungle at night.
I'm so confused my mind is indifferent.
Electricity runs through the video.
As I watch from this hole I call home
"I Need A Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've been woped out by this schoon that I B livin'.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm not wiped out by this poolroom life I'm living.
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw Mommy kick ol' Santa Claus.
Original Lyrics:
I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus.
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She didn't see me green
Original Lyrics:
She didn't see me creep
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then, I saw Mommy kick old Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kicking Santa Claus last night
Original Lyrics:
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane
Two unremarkable kids growing up in a hot land
Original Lyrics:
A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane
Two American kids growing up in the heart land
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy, yeah. I see life goes on. long after the period of livin is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the thrill of living is gone
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cable come around really soon,
make us primitive men
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon,
make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cable come around really soon, make us primitive men.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cable come around really soon
Make us primitive men.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon
Make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Change this song around,
real soon you'll be swimmin' in men
Original Lyrics:
Chages come around real soon,
makes us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come along real soon make us swimmin' immense.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come along real soon make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come along real soon, make us withered and bent.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon
Make us swimmin' in men
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon
Make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon make the swimming immense
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon make us primitive man
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon make us women, Amen!
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon naked, swimming in men.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon,
let's go swimmin' and then
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon,
make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make me a swim-a-lint man.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us Liberty men.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us swimmin' again.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us swimmin' in debt.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us swimming in bed
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us swivel and bend
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us swiveling men
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make you swear by that man.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, makes us swimmin' in men.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, makes us swimming in hens.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, we'll be swimming again.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women again
or
Change comes around real soon, have you swimming in sand
or
Changes come around real soon, we'll go swimming and then
or
Changes come around real soon, we'll go swimming and then
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, makes us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, we're just swimming, and BAM!
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon
Make us live it again
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon,
Make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon
Make us swim in that mess.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon
Make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes comin' down real soon, baby, live and let live
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, makes us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes comin' round real soon, we just do what we can.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes comin' round real soon,
Makes us swimmin' and then
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon,
Make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes comin' round soon make us women and then...
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane's Debby-Tommed the backseat of Jackie's car
Original Lyrics:
Diane's the debutant backseat of Jackie's car
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane's daddy taught back seat of Jackie's car.
Original Lyrics:
Diane's debutante back seat of Jackie's car.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane's doin time in the backseat with Jackie's mom.
or
Diane's doin Tom in the backseat with Jackie's mom.
Original Lyrics:
Diane's debutante--backseat of Jackie's car.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane's gonna become the back seat of Jackie's car
or
Diane's standin' tall in the back seat of Jackie's car
Original Lyrics:
Diane debutante backseat of Jackie's car
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane's sittin' on Jackie's lap
He's got his head between her knees
Original Lyrics:
Diane's sittin' on Jackie's lap
He's got his hand between her knees
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane's spending time in the backseat of Jackie's car
Original Lyrics:
Diane's debutante on the backseat of Jackie's car
Editor's note: All of this performer's entries have been filed under 'John Mellencamp' to eliminate clutter.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diane's ticket's on the backseat of Jackie's car
Original Lyrics:
Diane's debutante on the backseat of Jackie's car
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let it rock, let it roll
Let the Poppa Bear come and save my soul
hold on to sixteen as long as you can
changes come around real soon make us swimmin' in bed
Original Lyrics:
So let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
changes come aroud real soon make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dribble of a spot of Brook's Lightning
And do as I please.
Original Lyrics:
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Let me do what I please.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks slacks and do what I please.
Original Lyrics:
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks, let me do what I please.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dribble off those barbecue slabs
And do as we please.
Original Lyrics:
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Let me do as I please.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dribble off those bubbly brooks; laugh and do as I please.
Original Lyrics:
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks let me do as I please
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna let it rock, let it roll
Let the momma whale come and save my soul
Original Lyrics:
Gonna let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna let it rock, let it roll Let the bubble bounce, come and save my soul Holdin' on to six feet as long as you can Changes comin' round real soon, make us quibble and bend.
Original Lyrics:
So let it rock, let it rollLet the Bible Belt come and save my soulHold on to sixteen as long as you canchanges come aroud real soon make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna let it rock, let it roll,
Let the power of hell come and save our souls
or
Gonna let it rock, let it roll,
let the power vale come and save our souls
or
Gonna let it rock, let it roll,
let the power vale come and save our souls
Original Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll,
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna let it rock, let it roll
Let them come in, come and save my soul
Hold on your six-string, as long as you can
Won't you come around and make us slimmer than man.
Original Lyrics:
So let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
Changes come aroud real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to six string as long as you can.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie sits back, collects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his fair exchange thing.
Original Lyrics:
Jackie sits back, collects his thoughts for a moment
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie sits back, reflects his thoughts for a moment
scratches his head and does his best James Dean
or
Jackie sits back, flex his thoughts for a moment
scratches his head and does his best change game
or
Jackie sits back, flex his thoughts for a moment
scratches his head and does his best change game
Original Lyrics:
Jackie sits back, collects his thoughts for a moment
scratches his head and does his best James Dean
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jiggle off those bobby-bruise laughin' do what I please
Original Lyrics:
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks let me do as I please
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemme tell ya 'bout Jack and Diane.
Original Lyrics:
Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let Taco Bell come on and save my soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it rock let it roll
Let the power of wealth come and save our soul.
Original Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll,
Let the Bible Belt come and save our souls
I also interpreted it to say let the fountain of youth come and save our soul until I understood it to say let the power of wealth come and save our soul.ha!ha!ha! It happens all the time.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the bottle melt, come and sing my song
Hold on to the sixties as long as you can
changes come aroud real soon make us livin' again
Original Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can
changes come aroud real soon make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll,
put the bottle down, come and save my soul.
Hold on to the 60s as long as you can,
changes come around real soon make you real good in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll,
let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can,
changes come around real soon make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll,
Let the power of wealth come and save our soul.
Original Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll,
Let the Bible Belt come and save our souls
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Mama Vamp come and save my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look pretty. Jack and Diane
or
Little did it, about Jack & Diane
or
Let me tell ya 'bout Jack and Diane
or
Let me tell ya 'bout Jack and Diane
Original Lyrics:
Little Ditty about Jack and Diane
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let that Bobby Bell come and save my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the Bible man come and save my soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the Taco Bell come and save my soul
or
Let the ball bounce, come and save my soul
or
Let the ball bounce, come and save my soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bobble bounce come and save my soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible belt come and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bottle bank save your soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible belt come down and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bottle bill come and save my soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible belt come and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bottle bounce come on save my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bottle bounce, come on, save my soul!
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul!
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bottle of ale come and save my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bubba bell ring and save me. So?
Hold on to sixty. And nine when you can.
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
Hold on to sixteen as long as you can,
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bubble bath come and save my soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the bible belt come and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pappa bear come and save my soul
or
Let the bubble bounce come and save my soul
or
Let the bubble bounce come and save my soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible belt come down and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bubble bell come and free my soul
or
Let the buckle belt come and free my soul
or
Let the buckle belt come and free my soul
Original Lyrics:
Let the bible belt come and free my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the muscle bound come and save my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come and free my soul.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen Papa Bell, come and sing my song
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible belt come down and save my soul
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Debbie
That Jack and Diane
Original Lyrics:
A little ditty
'Bout Jack and Diane
Editor's note: ALL of this performer's songs are going to be filed under his real name, John Mellencamp, since that is his legal name, and the way he is known all over the world.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane
Three American kids going to the promised land.
Original Lyrics:
Little ditty, 'bout Jack and Diane
Two American kids doing the best that they can.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little t*****s on Jackie and Diane.
Original Lyrics:
Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little tittes about Jack and Diane
Original Lyrics:
Little ditty about Jack and Diane
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long after the thrill, of Olivia Newton-John
Original Lyrics:
Long after the thrill of living is gone
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make us swim in a can
Original Lyrics:
Make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make us swimmin' again
Original Lyrics:
Make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make us swimming at best
Original Lyrics:
Make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make yourself a round rooster,
then your swimming in hens
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon,
make us women and men
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the threat of living is gone
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' in the john
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Don't have to be afraid of when living is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the threat of living is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Don't have to be afraid of living in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living in Chicago.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill, of Olivia Newton-John.
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, yeah, life goes on
long after the mystery of livin' is gone
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah, life goes on
long after the thrill of livin' is gone
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the mystery of livin' in a song.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thread of livin' is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' in a song.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old lady rock
Lady roll
Let the bottled vamp come and save our soul
Hang onto 16 as long as you can
Changes come around real soon, make you swimmin' in men.
Original Lyrics:
Let it rock
Let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul
Hold on to 16 as long as you can
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peeble on those Bobbie Brooks
Original Lyrics:
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratches his head and does a fast change scene.
Original Lyrics:
Scratches his head and does his best James Dean.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shuffle off those Bobby Brooks legs
And do what I please.
Original Lyrics:
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Let me do what I please.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
So we walked through the door.
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, let it rock
Let it roll
Let the bottle bounce come and save my soul.
Original Lyrics:
So, let it rock
Let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck an orange in the door
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on a chili dog
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin on his chili dog, outside she tastes it, free.
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dog, outside tastes free
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs on a Saturday spree
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs, outside the taste is free.
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs, outside the Tastee Freeze.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' on chilli dogs
Outside the shade tree.
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chilli dogs
Outside the Tastee Freeze.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little 5th grader of living is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tip the bottle up, come on and save my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Let the Bible Belt come down and save my soul.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jiggle off those Bobby Brooks laughing and do what I please
or
Tumble on down to Father Brook's lap and do what I please
or
Tumble on down to Father Brook's lap and do what I please
Original Lyrics:
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks let me do as I please
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two American kids doin' it as fast as they can.
Original Lyrics:
Two American kids doing the best that they can.
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two American kids doing it till they're deadpan!
Original Lyrics:
Two American kids doing the best that they can!
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two American kids growing up in a hot land
Original Lyrics:
Two American kids growing up in the heartland
"Jack And Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Diane does the quarterback sneak, oh Jackie's calm.
Original Lyrics:
Diane's the Debutante of the backseat of Jackie's car.
"Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus comin' round real soon, make us women and men
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men
"Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it rock, let it roll
Let a bottle of milk, come and cereal.
Original Lyrics:
So let it rock, let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come and save my soul.
"Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long after the threat of living is gone.
Original Lyrics:
Long after the thrill of living is gone.
"Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' down chili dogs and trying to break free
or
Suckin' down chili dogs out by the shady tree
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs
Outside the Tastee Freeze.
"Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs, our scientists freed
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze
"Just Another Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobbie Dog and Big Jim Gato
Original Lyrics:
Bobie Doll and Big Jim Picato
"Just Another Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on down to Sundown Cafe
Original Lyrics:
Come on down to some damn cafe
"Just Another Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going down to big avocado
Original Lyrics:
Bobbie Doll and Big Jim Picato
"Just Another Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a dog, and named him Big Otto
Original Lyrics:
Bobbie Doll and Big Jim Picato
"Just Another Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another Dave
Original Lyrics:
Just Another Day
"Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He just made that stormy nacht
There ain't no girl like dad
Original Lyrics:
He just made that story up
There ain't no girl like that
"Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you burst
Original Lyrics:
I saw you first
"Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a half baked night, with blue skies above me.
Original Lyrics:
In a hand painted night, me and Gypsy Scotty are partners.
"Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She stares her eyes in the glass with her L.A. gun fingers.
Original Lyrics:
She stirs the ice in her glass with her elegant finger.
"Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She stirs the a** end of a glass with an L.A. container.
Original Lyrics:
She stirs the ice in her glass with her elegant finger.
"Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She stirs the ice in her glass with her L.A. gun finger.
Original Lyrics:
She stirs the ice in her glass with her elegant finger.
"Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She stirs the ice in the glass with the L.A. Good Finger.
Original Lyrics:
She stirs the ice in the glass with her elegant finger.
"Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tells me a story of a girl he knows she can turkey
Original Lyrics:
Tells me a story of a girl he knows in Kentucky
"Lovin Mother Fo Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll kick your muffin, Martha Foyer
or
I'll kick your lovin' mother for ya
or
I'll kick your lovin' mother for ya
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a kickin' mother for ya
"Lovin Mother Fo Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be a f*ckin' mother for ya
Don't you know
Original Lyrics:
They'll be a suckin' mother for ya
Don't you know
"Melting Pot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mountain pie
Original Lyrics:
In the melting pot
"Our Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ideas I think are right
Original Lyrics:
Ideals I think are right
"Our Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is just crunchy
Original Lyrics:
This is our country
"Paper In Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the tree burned up
My favourite fire.
Original Lyrics:
And the dream burned up
Like paper in fire.
"Paper In Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black paper in fire
Original Lyrics:
Like paper in fire
"Paper In Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Favorite fire
Original Lyrics:
Paper in fire
"Paper In Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper and fire
Lickin' out the ashtray.
or
Paper and fire
Takin' out the ashtray.
Original Lyrics:
Paper in fire
Stinkin' up the ashtrays.
"Paper In Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper in fire
Diggin' up the ashtray
or
Paper and fire
Lickin' up the ashtray
or
Paper and fire
Lickin' up the ashtray
Original Lyrics:
Paper in fire
Stinkin' up the ashtrays
"Paper In Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The dream burned up as my favorite fire.
Original Lyrics:
The dream burned up like paper in fire.
"Peaceful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby, take a ride on me
I'm up from Indiana down to Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
Come on baby, take a ride with me
I'm up from Indiana down to Tennessee
"Peaceful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
From Oakland, Indiana down the Tennessee.
or
From Upton, Indiana down to Tennessee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm up from Indiana down to Tennessee.
"Peaceful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
From Oakland, Indiana down to Tennessee
or
From Upton, Indiana down the Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
I'm up from Indiana down to Tennessee
"Peaceful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're not part of the furniture,
then get out of my way.
Original Lyrics:
If you're not part of the future,
then get out of the way.
"Peaceful World"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name's God,
The work's OK.
Original Lyrics:
The money's good
And the work's OK.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz the simple man baby pays for the bills,
the bills, the bills that kill
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz the simple man baby pays for the thrills,
the bills, and the pills that kill
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he looks at her and says,
"Hey darlin', I can remember when
you could stop a block."
Original Lyrics:
And he looks at her and says,
"Hey darlin', I can remember when
you could stop a clock."
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he looks at us and says: hey darling
I can remember when you could carve a block.
Original Lyrics:
And he looks at her and says: hey darling
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And vacation down in Tacoma makes it cool.
Original Lyrics:
And vacation down in the Gulf of Mexico.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But a Superman baby pays the tills,
The belts, the pews that kill
or
But the simpleton man baby pays the 'fills,
The bills, the dues that care
or
But the simpleton man baby pays the 'fills,
The bills, the dues that care
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz the simple man baby pays for the thrills,
The bills and the pills that kill
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cousin told me when I was younger
Original Lyrics:
'Cause they told me when I was younger
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to work and somehow rise
And vacation down at Togoa, Mexico
Original Lyrics:
Go to work in some high rise
And vacation down at the Gulf of Mexico
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to work in the sun hot rise and vacation down in Gold Man's Cove
Original Lyrics:
Go to work in some high rise and vacation down at the Gulf of Mexico
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hate that America
Original Lyrics:
Ain't that America
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got an estate runnin' through his front yard
You know he thinks his God is so good.
Original Lyrics:
He's got [an] interstate runnin' through his front yard
You know he thinks he's got it so good.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember when you could start a flood.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember when you could starve a block.
Original Lyrics:
I rcan emember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember when you could starve a flower.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember when you could starve a fly.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a plow.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a plow.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could slop a hog.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could start a blog.
Original Lyrics:
I remember when you could stop a clock.
Editor's note: However, blogs did not exist when this song was made!!
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could starve a flower
or
I remember when you could start with flour
or
I remember when you could start with flour
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could start with flour
Original Lyrics:
And he looks at her and says: hey darling I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could starve a crowd
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could starve a fly.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could starve a glove.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when you could stuff a block.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when you could stop a clock.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a stable through his front jow
or
In a stable through his front chow
or
Interstate going through his front 'ciao'.
Original Lyrics:
Interstate running through his front yard.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little brick houses for you and me
Original Lyrics:
Little pink houses for you and me
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little pigs and cows-es
For you and me
Original Lyrics:
Little pink houses
For you and me
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little pink trousers for you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Little pink houses for you and me.
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a bland neighborhood
Original Lyrics:
Livin' in a black neighborhood
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a blind mans world
Original Lyrics:
Living in a black neighborhood
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living where blind men hurled
Original Lyrics:
Living in a black neighbourhood
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a black man
With the black hair
Living in a blind man's home
Original Lyrics:
There's a black man
With a black cat
Living in a black neighborhood
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a blind man with a black cap
Living in a bland neighbourhood
He's got an inner sanctum runnin' from his front porch
You know, he think, that His God is so cool
Original Lyrics:
There's a black man with a black cat
Living in a black neighbourhood
He's got an interstate runnin' through his front yard
You know, he think, that he's got it so good
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a woman in the kitchen cleanin' the every day slobs
And he looks at her and says: 'Hey Donna, I can remember when you could stop a truck.'
Original Lyrics:
And there's a woman in the kitchen cleanin' up the evening slop
And he looks at her and says: 'Hey darling, I can remember when you could stop a clock.'
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a young man and a teacher,
Listening to a rotten roll station
Original Lyrics:
There's a young man in a T-shirt,
Listening to a rockin' rollin' station
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well there's a young man with his teacher
Original Lyrics:
Well there's a young man in a t-shirt
"Pink Houses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know he thinks he's Daddy's little girl.
Original Lyrics:
You know he thinks he's got it so good.
"Play Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget all about that macho dish and learn how to play guitar
Original Lyrics:
Forget all about that macho s**t and learn how to play guitar
"Play Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learn how to plug a tire.
Original Lyrics:
Learn how to play guitar.
"Play Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plague of tar
Original Lyrics:
Play guitar
"Pop Singer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna be no Bob Seger.
Don't wanna play no Bob Song
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna be no pop singer
Don't wanna play no pop song
"Pop Singer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never wanna be no Bob Seger
Never wanted to write no Bob's song.
Original Lyrics:
Never wanted to be no pop singer
Never wanted to write no pop song.
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honor, I seek it in the U.S.A., yeah yeah!
Back it in the U.S.A.!
Original Lyrics:
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., yeah yeah!
Rockin' in the U.S.A.!
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Seka in the USA!
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the USA-hey!
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love a seeker in the USA.
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the USA
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll go sick in the USA
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the USA
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll go sicker in the USA
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the USA
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a love seeker in the U.S.A. - hey!
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. - hey!
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a love seeker in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a love seeker in the USA
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the USA
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a secret in the USA.
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the USA.
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lyin' f---in' Jesus
You know that they just might
Original Lyrics:
With blind faith in Jesus
You know that they just might
Fortunately, John Mellencamp is not a Satanist. The way I heard the lyrics originally, I thought he was!
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Owner of a C.K. in the USA
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the U.S.A
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are black and some are white
Aunt Jemima sleep on your floor tonight
Original Lyrics:
Some are black and some are white
ain't too proud to sleep on your floor tonight
"R-O-C-K In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the blind baby Jesus, you know that they just might.
Original Lyrics:
With the blind faith of Jesus, you know that they just might.
"R-O-C-K In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
I-don-wanna-see-you in the USA.
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the USA
"R-O-C-K In The USA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's escape from the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
R. O. C. K. in the U.S.A
"R-O-C-K In The USA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spotlight on Ma Teresa
Original Lyrics:
Spotlight on Martha Reeves
"R-O-C-K In The USA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was Frankie Lymon-Bobby Fools-Lunch Wagon
(They were rockin')
Jackie Nelson-Shangralas-Young Wrestlers
(They were rockin')
Spotlighters-Martha-Riva
Don't forget James Brown
Original Lyrics:
They was Frankie Lymon-Bobby Fuller-Mitch Ryder
(They were rockin')
Jackie Wilson-Shangri-Las-Young Rascals
(They were rockin')
Spotlight on Martha Reeves
Don't forget James Brown
"R-O-C-K in the U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Sea Gate in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K in the USA.
"R-O-C-K in the U.S.A" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Born little Seka in the USA
Original Lyrics:
R. O. C. K. in the U.S.A
"R.O.C.K. In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love chicken in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
"R.O.C.K. In The U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spotlighters, Marv, Aretha
Don't forget James Brown.
Original Lyrics:
Spotlight on Martha Reeves
Don't forget James Brown.
'Marv', as in Marvin Gaye.
"R.O.C.K. In The USA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spotlight on Bartho Reavis, don't forget James Brown
Original Lyrics:
Spotlight on Martha Reeves, don't forget James Brown
"R.O.C.K. In The USA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spotlight on Ma Teresa, don't forget James Brown
Original Lyrics:
Spotlight on Martha Reeves, don't forget James Brown
"R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow sick days in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
"R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Power of C.K. in the U.S.A.!
Original Lyrics:
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.!
"R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Said goodbye to the fridge
Original Lyrics:
Said goodbye to the friends
"ROCK in the U.S.A" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Power of the speaker in the USA
Original Lyrics:
R. O. C. K. in the U.S.A
"Rain On The Scarecrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Farmers bang for clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Farm has been foreclosed.
"Rain On The Scarecrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma's on the front porch with a bottle in her hand
Original Lyrics:
Grandma's on the front porch swing with a Bible in her hand
"Rain On The Scarecrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ninety-seven horses
Planted in the cold-a** yard.
Original Lyrics:
Ninety-seven crosses
Planted in the courthouse yard.
"Rain On The Scarecrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain on the scarecrow, mud on the plow
or
Rain on the scare-a-crow, blood on the cow
or
Rain on the scare-a-crow, blood on the cow
Original Lyrics:
Rain on the scarecrow, blood on the plow
"Rain On The Scarecrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rain on the skateboard
Original Lyrics:
Rain on the scarecrow
"Rain On The Scarecrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This land federation
Original Lyrics:
This land fed a nation
"Rain on the Scarecrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carted a fresh shipment of dioxin off the land
Original Lyrics:
Called my old friend Schepman up to auction off the land
"Rave On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ray Vaughn (4X)
Original Lyrics:
Rave on (4X)
"Rooty Toot Toot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bell through the hoop
Original Lyrics:
Like a ball through the hoop
"Serious Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacks of violins and rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
Sex and violence and rock and roll
"Serious Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex and body fat and rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
Sex and violence and rock and roll
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another boy romantic that's me
Original Lyrics:
Another boring romantic that's me
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another foreign romantic, that's me
Original Lyrics:
Another boring romantic, that's me
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Phil and Jesus in a small town
Original Lyrics:
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town.
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was boning a small cow
Original Lyrics:
I was born in a small town
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still hate to see someone say
'Look who's in the big town'
But my baby's a small town
Original Lyrics:
Still hayseed enough to say
Look who's in the big town
But my bed is in a small town
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talked of beer and Jesus in a small town.
Original Lyrics:
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town.
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talked to Baby Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Taught the fear of Jesus
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talked to fake Jesus in a small town.
Original Lyrics:
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town.
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taught to feel Jesus in a small town.
Original Lyrics:
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town.
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tough to be a genius in a small town
Original Lyrics:
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town.
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I was bored in a small town
Original Lyrics:
Well I was born in a small town
"Small Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I was raped in a small town.
Original Lyrics:
Well I was raised in a small town.
"What If I Came Knocking?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you open the wind door,
and drop me down a kid?
Original Lyrics:
Would you open the window,
and drop me down the key?
"Wild Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The wild Linus Pauling
Original Lyrics:
The wild night is calling

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