Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Megadeth
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There are 87 misheard song lyrics for Megadeth on amIright currently.
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"99 Ways To Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a short one in the Air Force.
Original Lyrics:
Got a short between the earphones.
"99 Ways to Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta shoot these stupid hippos.
Original Lyrics:
Got a short between the earphones.
"99 Ways to Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not ready to see you yet,
I'm not gonna wait in line
I'm not gonna wait in line
Original Lyrics:
We're not ready to see you yet,
99 ways to die
99 ways to die
"99 ways to die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my today
Original Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my toupee
"99 ways to die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my today
Original Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my toupee
"A Tout Le Monde"
Misheard Lyrics:
At two in the mornin'
A do mess of me jer mesh a shame
Jer back but tear.
A do mess of me jer mesh a shame
Jer back but tear.
Original Lyrics:
A tout de monde
A tout mes amis je vous aime
Je dois partir.
A tout mes amis je vous aime
Je dois partir.
"A Tout Le Monde"
Misheard Lyrics:
I toot 'em loud.
Original Lyrics:
A tout le monde
"A Tout Le Monde"
Misheard Lyrics:
If my heart were still alive
I know it shouldn't break.
I know it shouldn't break.
Original Lyrics:
If my heart were still alive
I know it'll surely break.
I know it'll surely break.
"A Tout Le Monde"
Misheard Lyrics:
If my heart were still alive
I know it'd s*** a brick.
I know it'd s*** a brick.
Original Lyrics:
If my heart were still alive
I know it'll surely break.
I know it'll surely break.
"Addicted to Chaos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the mousetrap out and see
Original Lyrics:
Tangled abstract fallacy
"Bad Omen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black master of darkness comes
The moon is full tonight.
The moon is full tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Their masters' time has come
The moon is full tonight.
The moon is full tonight.
"Burning Bridges"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a finger for you.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a secret for you.
"Capitive Honour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Bongo In Rowanda
Original Lyrics:
Captive honor ain't no honor
"Captive Honour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Whino ain't no whiner.
Original Lyrics:
Captive honor ain't no honor.
"Crush 'Em"
Misheard Lyrics:
Older guys don't think twice and we crush, crush 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Roll the dice, don't think twice and we crush, crush 'em.
"Devil's Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerusalem, here I stay.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's Island, here I stay.
"Elysian Fields"
Misheard Lyrics:
One last look at fish and chips and mash
The last vegetable found on Earth.
The last vegetable found on Earth.
Original Lyrics:
One last look at visions of flesh
The last best hope of man on Earth.
The last best hope of man on Earth.
"Elysian Fields"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have stolen the heavens
Their raisins, sauce and cheese.
Their raisins, sauce and cheese.
Original Lyrics:
We are storming the heavens
To raise the swords and shields.
To raise the swords and shields.
"Five Magics"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mastered five magics.
Original Lyrics:
Thy Master, five magics.
"Five Magics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thigh Master, five magics
Original Lyrics:
I master five magics
"Gears of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mere going or heavy metal accident
Original Lyrics:
A more sophisticated way to end up dead
"High Speed Dirt"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the tree of the Gods, a gremlin search.
Original Lyrics:
Energy of the Gods, adrenaline surge.
"Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in my seat of judgement
Callous wagon, pumpkin pie.
Callous wagon, pumpkin pie.
Original Lyrics:
Down in my seat of judgement
Gavel's bang, uphold the law.
Gavel's bang, uphold the law.
"Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my dogs away
They'll take my dogs away
Original Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my thoughts away.
They'll take my thoughts away.
"Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
Misheard Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my powers away.
They'll take my powers away.
Original Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my thoughts away.
They'll take my thoughts away.
"Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Master Race, no one disgraced
No foolish nineties band.
No foolish nineties band.
Original Lyrics:
My past erased, no more disgrace
No foolish naive stand.
No foolish naive stand.
"Holy Wars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill the cracks in
With green peas and carrots.
With green peas and carrots.
Original Lyrics:
Fill the cracks in
With judicial granite.
With judicial granite.
"Holy Wars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill the craks in
With Judas' prayin'
With Judas' prayin'
Original Lyrics:
Fill the cracks in
With judicial granite.
With judicial granite.
"Hook In Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
F is for fighting, art is forehead
Incest is right, it baffles the shed.
Incest is right, it baffles the shed.
Original Lyrics:
F is for fighting, R is for red
Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed.
Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed.
"Looking Down The Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking down the cross, Mister Weebles.
Original Lyrics:
Looking down the cross, speak no evil.
"Mary Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive me father, for I have sinned,
I have staled of the air and bitched of the queen.
I have staled of the air and bitched of the queen.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive me father, for I have sinned, I am a child of the air and i'm a witch of the wind
"Mechanix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marijuana is good for the head.
Original Lyrics:
May the ball bearings melt from the heat.
"Mechanix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met a walrus from behind.
Original Lyrics:
Made my ball bearings melt from the heat.
"Moto Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody is a motor cycle
Original Lyrics:
Everybody is a Moto Psycho
"Moto Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wondering if you know there's
Some windows on this train.
Some windows on this train.
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket nowhere
There's no windows on this train.
There's no windows on this train.
"Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? Won't you f*** my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
"Peace Sells, But Who's Buying?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whaddya mean, I stole your sister?
Original Lyrics:
What do you mean, 'I don't support your system'?
"Peace Sells, But Who's Buying?"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you mean, 'I don't support your sister'?
Original Lyrics:
What do you mean, 'I don't support your system'?
"Poison Was The Cure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you were a women, man
I'd love you anyway.
I'd love you anyway.
Original Lyrics:
A snake you were when we met
I loved you anyway.
I loved you anyway.
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I come from a place where they drag your horse through the mud
Original Lyrics:
And I come from a place where they drag your hopes through the mud
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wind sings an ancient mebble song.
Original Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in rebel songs.
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in applesauce.
Original Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in rebel songs.
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in metal songs.
Original Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in rebel songs.
"Psychotron"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bi-bionic, ain't no gimmick, I'm a cyborg.
Original Lyrics:
Part bionic, and organic, not a cyborg.
"Psychotron"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling Cybertron.
Original Lyrics:
Call him psychotron.
"Psychotron"
Misheard Lyrics:
Popeye honor, ain't no gimmick, line of sorrow
Original Lyrics:
Part bionic, and organic, not a cyborg
"Rust In Peace... Polaris"
Misheard Lyrics:
I rise from the sea like a god.
Original Lyrics:
I spread disease like a dog.
"Rust In Peace... Polaris"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rotted n***** of death wrestles your tonsils.
Original Lyrics:
Rotten egg air of death wrestles your tonsils.
"Skin O My Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with stiff genetalia
Original Lyrics:
Walking stiff let me tell you
"Skin O' My Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got wrists stonning slits
or
I've got wrists donning slits,
flowing constantly
flowing constantly
or
I got writs bearing slurps,
blowing constantly
blowing constantly
or
I got writs bearing slurps,
blowing constantly
blowing constantly
Original Lyrics:
I had wrists donning slits,
flowing constantly
flowing constantly
"Skin O' My Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had guestions on the lyrics,
flowing constantly
flowing constantly
Original Lyrics:
I had wrists stonning slits,
flowing constantly
flowing constantly
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling paranoid
The enemy of phosphoros
The enemy of phosphoros
Original Lyrics:
Feeling paranoid
True enemy or false friend?
True enemy or false friend?
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shopping at the Brick.
Original Lyrics:
I'm chomping at the bit.
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shopping at the bit
Original Lyrics:
I'm chomping at the bit
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shopping at the pit as my moms are getting laid, sweating bull heads.
Original Lyrics:
I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet, sweating bullets.
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story - can't feel the practise.
Original Lyrics:
Nice story - tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story - tough b**** dutchess.
Original Lyrics:
Nice story - tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story, count destruction!
Original Lyrics:
Nice story - tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story, tough brings justice.
Original Lyrics:
Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story
Tell it to these judges.
Tell it to these judges.
Original Lyrics:
Nice story
Tell it to Reader's Digest.
Tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paranoid
Original Lyrics:
Sweating bullets
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day you too will know my pin
And it's smile-less, blacktoothed grin.
And it's smile-less, blacktoothed grin.
Original Lyrics:
Some day you too will know my pain
And smile its blacktooth grin.
And smile its blacktooth grin.
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweating bollocks
Original Lyrics:
Sweating bullets
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweating mullets
Original Lyrics:
Sweating bullets
"Sweating Bullets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweaty bollocks
Original Lyrics:
Sweating bullets
"Symphony Of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a bad biker
Let rats to the streets
We'll dance like a Mary Annette
Swim to the symphony of destruction.
Let rats to the streets
We'll dance like a Mary Annette
Swim to the symphony of destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We'll dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony of destruction.
Led rats through the streets
We'll dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony of destruction.
"Symphony Of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like fireflies and then rat soup.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper, led rats through the streets.
"Symphony Of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like high fiber led Rasputin to the streets
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper led rats through the streets
"Symphony Of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
The earth starts to rumble well
That was fun.
That was fun.
Original Lyrics:
The earth starts to rumble
World powers fall.
World powers fall.
"Symphony Of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
The earth starts to rumble
Well, that was fun.
Well, that was fun.
Original Lyrics:
The earth starts to rumble
World powers fall.
World powers fall.
"Symphony Of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
You try to take his b***s, before the head explodes.
Original Lyrics:
You try to take its pulse, before the head explodes.
"Symphony of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a one-eyed piper, blead rats through the streets
Original Lyrics:
Just like the pied piper, led rats through the streets
"Symphony of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like bye-bye bird
Lem breaths through the streets
Ahhh ahhh mary go nez
Saying to the Sim-fo-nay
Of Destruction.
Lem breaths through the streets
Ahhh ahhh mary go nez
Saying to the Sim-fo-nay
Of Destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
"Symphony of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like high fiber
led Rasputin to the streets
led Rasputin to the streets
Original Lyrics:
Just like the pied piper
led rats through the streets
led rats through the streets
"Symphony of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the biting Viper
Let's rest through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swing to the Symphony
Of destruction.
Let's rest through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swing to the Symphony
Of destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
"Symphony of Destruction"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take 'em off a man
And put 'em in control.
And put 'em in control.
Original Lyrics:
You take a mortal man
And put him in control.
And put him in control.
"Take No Prisoners"
Misheard Lyrics:
Techno s***!
Original Lyrics:
Take no s***!
"The Disintegrators"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Auggie's coming to town
Original Lyrics:
Anarchy's coming to town
"The Skull Beneath The Skin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The school beneath the stairs
Original Lyrics:
The skull beneath the skin
"Tornado Of Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the aisle of the tomatoes, blow me away!
Original Lyrics:
In the eye of the tornado, blow me away!
"Tornado of Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the isle of tomato.
Original Lyrics:
In the eye of the tornado
"Tornado of Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the isle of tomato
Original Lyrics:
In the eye of the tornado
"Victory"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was hung like an otter.
Original Lyrics:
And I was hung like a martyr.
"Wake Up Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I wake her, I'll wake up Dad.
or
And if I wake her, I'll wake up dead.
or
And if I wake her, I'll wake up dead.
Original Lyrics:
I know if I wake her, I'll wake up dead.
"Wake Up Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I wake her, I'll wake up Dad.
Original Lyrics:
I know if I wake her, I'll wake up dead.
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Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good! album at Amazon.com
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