Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Meat Loaf
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There are 109 misheard song lyrics for Meat Loaf on amIright currently.
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"2 Out Of 3 Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wan't chew
I need chew
But there ain't know way I'm ever gonna shove chew.
I need chew
But there ain't know way I'm ever gonna shove chew.
Original Lyrics:
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.
"2 Out Of 3 Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'coz two can't read in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'coz two out of three ain't bad.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if my saddle is all that survives
Original Lyrics:
And if my shadow is all that survives
"Bad For Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sea is up in the sky
The sky is up in the sea
The sky is up in the sea
Original Lyrics:
The sea is whipping the sky
The sky is whipping the sea
The sky is whipping the sea
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Cilla Black fan on a bike
Original Lyrics:
A silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw that sod of turf 'till it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve 'till it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw that sod of turf 'till it was way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve 'till it was way too late
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden turf 'til it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve 'til it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw the sign by (the) church
'Til it was way too late.
'Til it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve
'Til it was way too late.
'Til it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw the sign occur
'Til it was way too late.
'Til it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve
'Til it was way too late.
'Til it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw the sign of a curve 'till it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve 'till it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never see the sign and turn 'till it's way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw the sudden curve 'till it's way too late
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never see the sodding curb
`Till it's way too late.
`Till it's way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never seen the sudden curve
'Til it's way too late.
'Til it's way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never see the sunlight come till it's way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never seen a sinner turn 'till it's way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never seen the sudden curve 'till it's way to late.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never seen the son of Bill
Til' it's way too late.
Til' it's way too late.
Original Lyrics:
I've never seen the sudden curve
'Til it's way too late.
'Til it's way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I think somebody somewhere must have told Annabell.
Original Lyrics:
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a b**** who ain't none so bright.
Original Lyrics:
And a blade shining oh so bright.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike
Original Lyrics:
Gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
on a silver black phantom bike
on a silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was tearin' at the hole faster
Than any other boy has ever done.
Than any other boy has ever done.
Original Lyrics:
I was tearin' up the road faster
Than any other boy has ever gone.
Than any other boy has ever gone.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Cilla Black fan, I'm bi
Original Lyrics:
On a silver-black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gona hit the highway like a battering ram
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike
Original Lyrics:
I'm gona hit the highway like a battering ram
on a silver black phantom bike
on a silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
like a Cilla Black fan on bike
like a Cilla Black fan on bike
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
like a silver black phantom bike
like a silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Or a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
Or a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
And a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
And a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Like a Cilla Black fan on bike.
Like a Cilla Black fan on bike.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm torn and twisted at the foot of the Berlin wall.
Original Lyrics:
I'm torn and twisted at the foot of the burning bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never seen the son of turds 'til it's way too late
Original Lyrics:
I've never seen the sudden curve 'til it's way too late
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
Original Lyrics:
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the money comes
I'll be gone when the money comes
Original Lyrics:
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
I'll be gone when the morning comes
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a battery hen, I'll be gone when the mornin' comes.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bat out of Hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a battery hen,
I'll be gone when the morning comes
I'll be gone when the morning comes
Original Lyrics:
Like a bat out of Hell,
I'll be gone when the morning comes
I'll be gone when the morning comes
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I swear
I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was styrofoam in the heat.
I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was styrofoam in the heat.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I swear
I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat.
I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pure and the gunner on the right.
Original Lyrics:
Pure and good and right
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if I've gotta be dance
You know I wanna be dancin'
Dancin' to the nightly news.
You know I wanna be dancin'
Dancin' to the nightly news.
Original Lyrics:
So if I've gotta be damned
You know I wanna be damned
Dancin' through the night with you.
You know I wanna be damned
Dancin' through the night with you.
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Mennan is hot, and the engine is cold, and I'm hoggin' up the seat all night
Original Lyrics:
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry and we're all about to see the light
"Bat Out Of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the metal is hot and the engine is hung
And we're all about to see the night.
And we're all about to see the night.
Original Lyrics:
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light.
And we're all about to see the light.
"Dead Ringer For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever since I can remember
You've been hanging round with George.
You've been hanging round with George.
Original Lyrics:
Ever since I can remember
you been hanging 'round this joint.
you been hanging 'round this joint.
"Dead Ringer For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roll Hebrew
Original Lyrics:
Rock 'n' roll and brew
"Dead Ringer For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roll and Roo
Original Lyrics:
Rock 'n' roll and brew
"Everything Louder Than Everything Else"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw away those stupid suits
Original Lyrics:
Throw away those two bit suits
"For Crying Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see my baby has bursted apart?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see my faded Levis bursting apart?
"For Crying Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up the sky
Like the planetary love shampoo.
Like the planetary love shampoo.
Original Lyrics:
Open up the sky
And let the planet that I love shine through.
And let the planet that I love shine through.
"For Crying Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up the sky
And let the palisade of love shine through.
And let the palisade of love shine through.
Original Lyrics:
Open up the sky
And let the planet that I love shine through.
And let the planet that I love shine through.
"For Crying Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up the sky
Let the bloody daddy love shine through.
Let the bloody daddy love shine through.
Original Lyrics:
Open up the sky
And let the planet that I love shine through.
And let the planet that I love shine through.
"Heaven Can Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all of your plasticine and
I'll turn the night into the skylight of day
I'll turn the night into the skylight of day
Original Lyrics:
Give me all of your prayers to sing and
I'll turn the night into the skylight of day
I'll turn the night into the skylight of day
"Heaven Can Wait"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a tasty pair of dice.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a taste of paradise.
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a teenaged vegetable
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.
Original Lyrics:
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n' roll.
I really love that rock 'n' roll.
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa Judy, bless mah soul.
Original Lyrics:
Hot Patootie, bless my soul.
It's from Rocky Horror.
"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And sometimes you can't get nice
Original Lyrics:
And sometimes you're carved in ice
"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And sometimes you're coughin' ice.
Original Lyrics:
And sometimes you're carved in ice.
"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the butter's churning
Original Lyrics:
As long as the fire's burning
"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll never stop dreaming of a ewe every night of my life.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life.
"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you make it all you little ***hole?
Original Lyrics:
Can you make it all a litte less old?
"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the terror to be wrapped around
Original Lyrics:
I know the territory, I've been around
"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all a pile of crap to me.
Original Lyrics:
That's all I'm qualified to be.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex and drugs and rock 'n roll
Original Lyrics:
Sax and drums and rock 'n roll
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex im Klo und Rock'n'Roll
Original Lyrics:
Sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
'Sex im Klo und Rock'n'Roll' is German for 'Sex in the toilet, and rock 'n' roll'.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you hold me down in holy water if I get too hot?
Original Lyrics:
Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Wont Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And some nights you're coughing ice
Original Lyrics:
And sometimes you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would do anything for lunch.
Original Lyrics:
I would do anything for love.
"I'd Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're hot and nice.
And some nights you're hot and nice.
Original Lyrics:
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice.
And some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'm Gonna Love Her For Both Of Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't no holly-b-day!
Original Lyrics:
There ain't no holding me back!
"If It Ain't Broke, Break It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that real bacon.
Original Lyrics:
If it ain't real, fake it.
"Man Of Steel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd tear it down if you were only half a**.
Original Lyrics:
I'd tear it down if you would only have asked.
"More Than You Deserve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have yourself a ball with Michael Bolton.
Original Lyrics:
Have yourself a ball with my good woman.
"Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.."
Misheard Lyrics:
She used my body like a Ben Gay
She used my body like a womb.
She used my body like a womb.
Original Lyrics:
She used her body like a bandage
She used my body like a wound.
She used my body like a wound.
"Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.."
Misheard Lyrics:
We were racist, we were soldiers of fortune.
Original Lyrics:
We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
"Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.."
Misheard Lyrics:
We were ready for adventures and were born at the mall
Original Lyrics:
We were ready for adventures and we wanted them all
"Objects In The Rearview Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was dangerous and drunken if he heeded and corroded
But they held her and then they inhaled.
or
He was dangerous and drunken if he heeded and corroded
But they held her and then they enhate.
But they held her and then they inhaled.
or
He was dangerous and drunken if he heeded and corroded
But they held her and then they enhate.
Original Lyrics:
He was dangerous and drunk and defeated
And corroded by failure and envy and hate.
And corroded by failure and envy and hate.
"Out Of The Frying Pan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna take you out on the training day.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna take you out of the frying pan.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, So!
Original Lyrics:
I swore!
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's holy moley in the deep dark night.
Original Lyrics:
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing like a whistle on the edge of the night
Original Lyrics:
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing like the middle on the itch of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glowing like the meadow on the edge of the night
Original Lyrics:
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a mole rat now.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know right now.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me sleep all day baby baby
let me sleep all day
or
Let me sleep til May baby baby
let me sleep til May
let me sleep all day
or
Let me sleep til May baby baby
let me sleep til May
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it baby baby
let me sleep on it
let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me sleep on in baby baby
let me sleep on in
let me sleep on in
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it baby baby
let me sleep on it
let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it
I'll give you all cancer in the morning.
I'll give you all cancer in the morning.
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it
I'll give you an answer in the morning.
I'll give you an answer in the morning.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me slip on in, baby, baby
Let me slip on in.
Let me slip on in.
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it, baby, baby
Let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining like the middle at the edge of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
So open up your thighs, I've got a big surprise.
Original Lyrics:
So open up your eyes, I've got a big surprise.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were goin' like the middle on the edge of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We were glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were going up the middle of the edge of the night
Growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
Growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We were glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
Growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
Growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We were glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you make me so unhappy for the rest of my life?
Original Lyrics:
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
"Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when rock and roll dreams come true.
Original Lyrics:
That's when rock and roll dreams come through.
"Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's cabbage stew
I was just about to say I love you.
I was just about to say I love you.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you.
I was just about to say I love you.
"Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard in my ear is kissing.
or
Something in my ear is missing.
or
Something in my ear is missing.
Original Lyrics:
Must have been when we were kissing.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there ain't no kooky lips hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.
or
There ain't no cookies here, hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
or
There ain't no cookies here, hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cryin' acid balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying acid balls instead of tears.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying acid balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying bicycles instead of tears.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying matzo balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying, I suppose instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now don't be sad
I wish I had a green apron.
I wish I had a green apron.
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
This story's really 'bout a love outside.
Original Lyrics:
The snow is really piling up outside.
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there ain't no proof you'll find it at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.
Of a Cracker Jack box.
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coup de Ville hiding at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.
Of a Cracker Jack box.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the shooting stars
Going through your ten dead hairs.
Going through your ten dead hairs.
Original Lyrics:
I see the shooting stars
Falling through your trembling hands.
Falling through your trembling hands.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell it's true
I was just about to say I love you.
I was just about to say I love you.
Original Lyrics:
I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you.
I was just about to say I love you.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a hot summer night
And the beans were burning.
And the beans were burning.
Original Lyrics:
It was a hot summer night
And the beach was burning.
And the beach was burning.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard in my ear is kissing me.
or
Something in my ear is missing me.
or
Something in my ear is missing me.
Original Lyrics:
Must have been while you were kissing me.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my body is shaking like a whale on the water.
Original Lyrics:
Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water.
"You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's just a little doubt in my mind. KISSING ME
Original Lyrics:
You took the words right out of my mouth.
"You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were licking your lips and your lipstick shocked me
Original Lyrics:
You were licking your lips and your lipstick shined
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