Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Tim McGraw
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There are 83 misheard song lyrics for Tim McGraw on amIright currently.
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"All I Want Is A Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of the drums, I want a piece of the thigh.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of the crumbs, I want a piece of the pie.
"Back When"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you remember the p*** in a Pepper?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you remember the fizz in a Pepper?
"Back When"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the whole world to be humming
Original Lyrics:
I want an old Wurli humming
"Back When"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose hopped in my country.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause they put pop in my country.
"Can't Be Really Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sushi bar on Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
The shoes she bought on Christmas Eve
"Carry On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't killers make us strong?
Original Lyrics:
What don't kill us make us strong.
"Do You Want Fries With That?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want hoes with that?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want fries with that?
"Don't Take The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't rape the squirrel.
Don't rape the squirrel.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't take the girl.
Don't take the girl.
"Don't Take The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby smiled.
Original Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby's fine.
"Don't Take The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor says a baby son
or
Doctor said the baby's stuck
or
Doctor said the baby's stuck
Original Lyrics:
The doctor says the baby's fine
"Don't Take The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the hair from my breast
Original Lyrics:
Take the heart from my chest
"Fly Away (Last Dollar)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bird eyes sing.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bird I sing.
"For A Little While"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pee'd in the water
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water
"For A Little While"
Misheard Lyrics:
I peed in the water when she pressed her lips to mine
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water, she pressed her lips to mine
"For A Little While"
Misheard Lyrics:
I peed in the water.
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water
"For A Little While"
Misheard Lyrics:
I peed in the water; she'd press her lips to mine.
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water, she'd press her lips to mine.
"I Like It I Love It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want some more oven.
Original Lyrics:
I want some more of it.
"I Like It, I Love It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know what it is, but the middle cows love it.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
"I Like It, I Love It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dunno wat it is 'bout that little gals oven.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
"I Like it, I Love it"
Misheard Lyrics:
I throwed out my shoulder
Original Lyrics:
I throwed out my shoulder
"I Like it, I Love it"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted that teddy bear
Original Lyrics:
I won her that teddy bear
"I Like it, I Love it"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm naked, I love it.
I want some more of it.
I want some more of it.
Original Lyrics:
I like it, I love it.
I want some more of it.
I want some more of it.
"I'm Gonna Live Where The Green Grass Grows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Im gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my Corn Pops up and roll.
Watch my Corn Pops up and roll.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"I'm Gonna Live Where The Green Grass Grows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn popping crows.
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Indian Outlaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends call me dirtball
Original Lyrics:
All my friends call me bearclaw
"Indian Outlaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby, she's a chicken ball.
Original Lyrics:
My baby, she's a Chippewa.
"Indian Outlaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl is a cheap ho.
Original Lyrics:
My girl is a Chippawa.
"Indian Outlaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fearless chicken is my papa.
Original Lyrics:
The village chieftan is my papa.
"Indian Outlaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The village chicken is my papa
Original Lyrics:
The village chieftan is my papa
"Indian Outlaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
Village cheatin' is my pawpaw.
Original Lyrics:
Village chieftain is my pawpaw.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave forgivness I'd be denying.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness that did not end.
I found this over at www.songmeanings.net. I didn't have, nor have the heart to e-mail the submitter and tell him he's wrong.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
On a blue man's gourmet shoe.
On a blue man's gourmet shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went three times, the year I lost my hand.
Original Lyrics:
I went three times, the year I lost my dad.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gay, forgive me, I'm in denial.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness I'd been denyin'.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I loved Peter and I smoked reefer.
Original Lyrics:
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness, I'd be denying.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness I'd been denying.
It's incorrectly interpreted in your 'New Entries'. I was just hoping to clear it up. Thanks!
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout beeyotches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Talking 'bout beeyotches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Original Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout bee-yatches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
And talking 'bout bee-yatches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Original Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
And talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 second on a four-lane Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull man who aren't you.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man's Shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull names blue man's shoes.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length Fu-Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu man chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu-manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full-length Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a homade Fu Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On an old man's Fu- Manchu.
On an old man's Fu- Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu- Manchu.
On a bull named Fu- Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 secounds on a blue full man tube.
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 secounds on a blue full man tube.
Original Lyrics:
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named BluManChu.
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named BluManChu.
Original Lyrics:
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
Fu Man-Chu is a kind of moustache.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd grow a full length fu-manchu.
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a four-man Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2-point-7 seconds
On a bold and blue man's shoe.
On a bold and blue man's shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2-point-seven seconds
On a bull named Fu-Manchu.
On a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Livin' On Refried Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on refried beans
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on refried dreams
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her tootie.
Original Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
One look at her, I had to pull her toony.
One look at her, I had to pull her toony.
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
One look at her, I had to pull her to me.
One look at her, I had to pull her to me.
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
"One Of These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
We called him tickled-feet.
Original Lyrics:
We called him frekled-faced.
"One of these Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to pull her tootie
Original Lyrics:
Had to pull her to me
"One of these Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie. I took one look at her and had to pull her toonie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty. I took one look at her and had to pull her to me
"Refried Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
I headed south out of Derio Texas
Original Lyrics:
I headed south out of Del Rio Texas
"Refried Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on refried beans
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on refried dreams
"Refried Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makers from Mexico
Livin' on the red 'n' ride train
Livin' on the red 'n' ride train
Original Lyrics:
I'm messed up in Mexico
Livin' on refried dreams
Livin' on refried dreams
"Refried Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm messed up in Mexico livin' on refried beans
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm messed up in Mexico livin' on refried dreams
"She's My Kind Of Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like spaghetti fallin' down all night
Original Lyrics:
Like confetti falling down all night
"She's My Kind Of Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits quietly there, black water in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
She sits quietly there like water in a jar.
"She's My Kind Of Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my Cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my can of Raid.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cataract.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind of Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits quietly like the water in a jar
Says, 'Baby, why you trippin like you are?'
Says, 'Baby, why you trippin like you are?'
Original Lyrics:
She sits quietly like the water in a jar
Says, 'Baby, why you tremblin like you are?'
Says, 'Baby, why you tremblin like you are?'
"Something Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some gasoline
"Something Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I worked so hard for my first diss
Original Lyrics:
I worked so hard for that first kiss
"Telluride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you right, the snow fallin' down.
Original Lyrics:
In Telluride, the snow fallin' down.
"The Cowboy In Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a wife that most would love to have.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a life that most would love to have.
"To Live Like You Were Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a full man Fu-Manchu
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"We Really Shouldn't Meet Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
This kitchen counter has to end.
Original Lyrics:
This close encounter has to end...
"When the Stars Go Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stars go boom
Original Lyrics:
Stars go blue
"Where The Green Grass Grows"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows,
watch my corn_pops rock and roll
watch my corn_pops rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows,
watch my corn pop up in rows
watch my corn pop up in rows
"Where The Green Grass Grows"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn popping crows.
Watch my corn popping crows.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Where the Green Grass Grows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up your nose
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows
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