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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paul McCartney & Wings that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 104 misheard song lyrics for Paul McCartney & Wings on amIright currently.

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"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the birds once said to the second one there
Original Lyrics:
And the first one said to the second one there
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ants on the rug
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ban all the rum.
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ban roll on
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Band on the rug.
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang on the drum
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang on the rug
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buns on the run, buns on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run, band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fan on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Going to give it all away
To an extra charity
All I need is to find a way.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
Too rich for charity
All I need is a pint a day
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we ever get out of here
I'm gonna give it all away
To the rich, to the charity
All I need is a fine today.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man on the rug.
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pants on your bum
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sand on the rug
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeing no one left a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Seeing no one else had come.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand on the rug
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sat inside forever
Original Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Frankincense forever.
Original Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stunk inside these four walls
Frankenstein forever
Original Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first one said to the second bear
'I hope you're having fun.'
Original Lyrics:
The first one said to the second one there
'I hope you're having fun.'
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The jailor man and Sailor-san
Original Lyrics:
The jailor man and Sailor Sam
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought of giving it all away
Durex to charity.
Original Lyrics:
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the rich to charity
All I need is to find today
Original Lyrics:
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the undertaker drew a heavy sight seeing no one left a gun
And the bell was ringing in the village square; we're the rabbits on the run.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the undertaker drew a heavy sight seeing no one left a gun
And the bell was ringing in the village square with the rabbits on the run.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we belly into the sun
Original Lyrics:
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the room exploded with a mighty crash as we fell onto the rug
Original Lyrics:
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun
"Band on the Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mandolin Rum
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Bluebird"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bluebird.
I'm a pimp dad.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bluebird
I'm a bluebird.
"Helen Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Istanbul, I wanna check it out
~
Got no time for a runaround, I wanna get my right foot down
She took a purse and start to disemburse, I got to get her out of town
Spent the day on the motorway, where the operator's fast
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Motor won't you check her out
~
Got no time for a rum and lime, I wanna get my right foot down
Shake some dust off of this old bus, I gotta get her out of town
Spend the day upon the motorway, where the carburetors blast
"Hi, Hi, Hi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed
Getting ready for my body gun.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed
Getting ready for my polygon.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah Mater Betrayer.
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah mater,
Fur trader
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah mater
One slayter.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Don Slater.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, portrayed her.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet, I thought the only lonely face was on the moon
Original Lyrics:
And Jet, I thought the only lonely place was on the moon
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin' again.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin', Jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major wasn't related -so for a Jet!
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And jet
I thought the major was sir a lady, so for a jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And yet
I thought I made you just a little late to suffer a jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chair!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chess
Original Lyrics:
Jet
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chet!
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, horse trader.
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can almost remember a thousand races
Original Lyrics:
I can almost remember their funny faces
Editor's note: Song was credited as by Paul McCartney & Wings (not just Wings, or Paul McCartney by himself).
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can almost remember their bloody maces.
Original Lyrics:
I can almost remember their funny faces.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met her much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought he told you that you were the Olin of Kent.
Original Lyrics:
How come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet?
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that the major was a lady, suffer again.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that the major was a lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the Major was a lady except for her jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the Major
Was a real lady, suffer again.
Original Lyrics:
I thought the Major
Was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the major was a related sufferer
Jet!
Original Lyrics:
I thought the major was a lady suffragette
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make her Paul Shaffer.
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater, much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her,
want jet to always love me
Original Lyrics:
Ah mater,
want jet to always love me
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, Darth Vader!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Mater!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll meet her
One chick to always love me
I'll meet her, much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm made to want 'Jet' to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
...Ah mater want 'Jet' to always love me.
I have no idea what "Ah mater" means.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jake!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacks!
or
Jazz!
or
Jazz!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jet major, want Jet to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
Ah mater, want Jet to always love me.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mark Slater
Original Lyrics:
Much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***
Original Lyrics:
Jet
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sh*t!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want 'Chet' to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
Want 'Jet' to always love me.
"Junior's Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, you should have seen me with the polka band,
I had a honey and I met her grand
Original Lyrics:
Ah, you should have seen me with the poker man,
I had a honey and I bet a grand
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if there's ever change in world in which we live in
Makes you give it a cry
Original Lyrics:
But in this ever-changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give it a try.
Original Lyrics:
But if this ever changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in this ever-changing world in which we live in
Original Lyrics:
But if this ever-changing world in which we're livin'
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could be married to ya.
Original Lyrics:
What does it matter to ya?
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If this never changing world in which we live in
Makes you givin' a crap.
Original Lyrics:
If this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give it a try.
Original Lyrics:
If this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sad little medley
Original Lyrics:
Used to say live and let live
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little men die
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little red dime
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you give it a crime.
or
Seems to make it a crime.
Original Lyrics:
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, what does shit matter to you?
When you've got a knob to chew, you'd better do it ripe,
You've got to give the other guy a ham.
Original Lyrics:
So, what does it matter to you?
When you've got a job to do, you've got to do it right,
You've got to give the other guy a hand.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were young and your heart was an open door.
Original Lyrics:
When you were young and your heart was an open book.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to give the other man a hand.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta gimme a vanilla help.
or
You gotta give me a manila hell.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give me on the level-head.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow hail
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow half.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to say "live and let live"
(No you didn't, no you didn't, no you didn't)
Original Lyrics:
You used to say "live and let live"
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to say live and ad-lib.
Original Lyrics:
You used to say live and let live.
"Live and Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little lead guy
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die
"Maybe I'm Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy does really understand.
Original Lyrics:
That he really doesn't understand.
"Maybe I'm Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something
Daddy doesn't really understand.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand
Editor's note: This song was actually first recorded by Paul as a solo artist on his solo debut album in 1970, and later in the 70's when he was with Wings. So to compromise, we are crediting it as by Paul McCartney & Wings.
"Mrs Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lend me a dollar
This is Fabuville!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
Mrs. Vanderbilt
I've got plenty of time of my own.
"Mrs Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once the years are borying!
Once the years are borying!
Once the years are anything!
Original Lyrics:
What's the use of worrying?
What's the use of hurrying?
What's the use of anything?
Editor's note: Even though "Vanderbilt" is an obvious correct spelling, the actual name of this song is "Vandebilt" (no 'R').
"Mrs Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need money
You don't mean ranch
You don't even know the time
But you know why!
Original Lyrics:
You don't use money
You don't pay rent
You don't ever know the time
But you don't mind!
"Mrs. Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lend me a dollar
This is Washington!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
Mrs. Washington
I've done plenty of time on my own.
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Dusty, too.
Original Lyrics:
My love does it good.
"Silly Love Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
St. Patrick's Day
Original Lyrics:
Say, can't you see
"With a Little Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no air
Original Lyrics:
There is no end
"With a Little Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can send a rocket to skywall
Original Lyrics:
We can send it rocketing skywards

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