Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Paul McCartney & Wings
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There are 49 misheard song lyrics for Paul McCartney & Wings on amIright currently.
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"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the birds once said to the second one there
Original Lyrics:
And the first one said to the second one there
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ban all the rum.
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Band on the rug.
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run.
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the runs.
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we ever get out of here
I'm gonna give it all away
To the rich, to the charity
All I need is a fine today.
I'm gonna give it all away
To the rich, to the charity
All I need is a fine today.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sat inside forever
Sat inside forever
Original Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Sent inside forever
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jailorman and Sailor-san
Original Lyrics:
The jailorman and Sailor Sam
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the undertaker drew a heavy sight seeing no one left a gun
And the bell was ringing in the village square with the rabbits on the run.
or
Well the undertaker drew a heavy sight seeing no one left a gun
And the bell was ringing in the village square; we're the rabbits on the run.
And the bell was ringing in the village square with the rabbits on the run.
or
Well the undertaker drew a heavy sight seeing no one left a gun
And the bell was ringing in the village square; we're the rabbits on the run.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.
"Bluebird"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bluebird.
I'm a pimp dad.
I'm a pimp dad.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bluebird
I'm a bluebird.
I'm a bluebird.
"Hi, Hi, Hi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed
Getting ready for my body gun.
Getting ready for my body gun.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed
Getting ready for my polygon.
Getting ready for my polygon.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah mater
One slayter.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah mater
One slayter.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Don Slater.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Don Slater.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, portrayed her.
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, portrayed her.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin' again.
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin' again.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin', Jet.
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin', Jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chet!
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, horse trader.
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, horse trader.
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can almost remember their bloody maces.
Original Lyrics:
I can almost remember their funny faces.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met her much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the major was a related sufferer
Jet!
Jet!
Original Lyrics:
I thought the major was a lady suffragette
Jet!
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make her Paul Shaffer.
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater, much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, Darth Vader!
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, Darth Vader!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Mater!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll meet her
One chick to always love me
I'll meet her, much later.
One chick to always love me
I'll meet her, much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, much later.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jake!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jet major, want Jet to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
Ah mater, want Jet to always love me.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mark Slater
Original Lyrics:
Much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sh*t!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want 'Chet' to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
Want 'Jet' to always love me.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if there's ever change in world in which we live in
Makes you give it a cry
Makes you give it a cry
Original Lyrics:
But in this ever-changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry
Makes you give in and cry
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give it a try.
Makes you give it a try.
Original Lyrics:
But if this ever changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry.
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could be married to ya.
Original Lyrics:
What does it matter to ya?
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
In this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give it a try.
Makes you give it a try.
Original Lyrics:
If this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry.
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little red dime
Original Lyrics:
Live and let die
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you give it a crime.
or
Seems to make it a crime.
or
Seems to make it a crime.
Original Lyrics:
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to give the other man a hand.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta gimme a vanilla help.
or
You gotta give me a manila hell.
or
You gotta give me a manila hell.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give me on the level-head.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow hail
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow half.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to say live and ad-lib.
Original Lyrics:
You used to say live and let live.
"Maybe I'm Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy does really understand.
Original Lyrics:
That he really doesn't understand.
"Maybe I'm Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something
Daddy doesn't really understand.
Daddy doesn't really understand.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand
That he doesn't really understand
Editor's note: This song was actually first recorded by Paul as a solo artist on his solo debut album in 1970, and later in the 70's when he was with Wings. So to compromise, we are crediting it as by Paul McCartney & Wings.
"Mrs Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once the years are borying!
Once the years are borying!
Once the years are anything!
Once the years are borying!
Once the years are anything!
Original Lyrics:
What's the use of worrying?
What's the use of hurrying?
What's the use of anything?
What's the use of hurrying?
What's the use of anything?
Editor's note: Even though "Vanderbilt" is an obvious correct spelling, the actual name of this song is "Vandebilt" (no 'R').
"Mrs Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need money
You don't mean ranch
You don't even know the time
But you know why!
You don't mean ranch
You don't even know the time
But you know why!
Original Lyrics:
You don't use money
You don't pay rent
You don't ever know the time
But you don't mind!
You don't pay rent
You don't ever know the time
But you don't mind!
"Mrs Vanderbilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lend me a dollar
This is Fabuville!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
This is Fabuville!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
Mrs. Vanderbilt
I've got plenty of time of my own.
Mrs. Vanderbilt
I've got plenty of time of my own.
"Mrs Vanderbilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lend me a dollar
This is Washington!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
This is Washington!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
Mrs. Washington
I've done plenty of time on my own.
Mrs. Washington
I've done plenty of time on my own.
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Dusty, too.
Original Lyrics:
My love does it good.
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