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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Paul McCartney And Michael Jackson

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paul McCartney And Michael Jackson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Paul McCartney And Michael Jackson on amIright currently.

"Ebony & Ivory"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know
Black people are the same where ever we go.
Original Lyrics:
We all know
That people are the same wherever you go.
"Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night she wanders in my dreams
or
Every night she washes my in-betweens....
or
Every night she washes my in-betweens....
Original Lyrics:
Every night she walks right in my dreams
"Say Say Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby gluteus
You know I'm crying.
Original Lyrics:
Baby through the years
You know I'm crying.
"Say Say Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay, gay, gay
Original Lyrics:
Say, say, say
"Say Say Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hall and Oates
Original Lyrics:
All alone
"Say Say Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
That you see things girl I got to
Original Lyrics:
That you see things girl like I do
"Say Say Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never ever love me
Original Lyrics:
You never ever worry
I guess the misheard lyrics would be sad if they were true. :-D
"Say, Say, Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone, a simple microphone
Waiting for you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
All alone, I sit home by the phone
Waiting for you, baby.
"Say, Say, Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't play games with my infections
Original Lyrics:
But don't play games with my affection.
"Say, Say, Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
But don't play games, with my erection.
Original Lyrics:
But don't play games, with my affection.
"Say, Say, Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't kill standing here
Original Lyrics:
How can you stand to hear
"Say, Say, Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look at my face
There's tears in cryin'.
Original Lyrics:
Just look at my face
These tears ain't dryin'.
"Say, Say, Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing here, baptizing all my tears
Original Lyrics:
Standing here, baptized in all my tears
"Say, Say, Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's tears in cryin'.
Original Lyrics:
These tears ain't dryin.'
"Say, Say, Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm playing poo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ool.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm crying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog gone 79
Original Lyrics:
The doggone girl is mine.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love in wheelchairs
Original Lyrics:
Loving we will share
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl is mine
The tall dark girl is mine.
Original Lyrics:
The girl is mine
Because the doggone girl is mine.
"The Girl is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Girl is mine, dark brown girl is mine
Original Lyrics:
The girl is mine, the doggone girl is mine

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