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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> The Mash

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Mash that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 4 misheard song lyrics for The Mash on amIright currently.

"Suicide Is Painless"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Game of Lies is hard to pay
Original Lyrics:
The Game of Life is hard to play
"Suicide Is Painless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through early morning thought I see
Original Lyrics:
Through early morning fog I see
"Suicide Is Painless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the early morning fog,
I can see a brand new dawn.
And when it lifts, I'm going home,
And I can hardly wait 'til then.
Original Lyrics:
Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be.
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can see
The theme song from the TV series "M*A*S*H", as well as the movie. Johnny Mandel and Mike Altman were the writers of this song. 'The Mash' was the performing group.
"Suicide Is Painless"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zooming side is painless
It brings on many train jets
Original Lyrics:
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes

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