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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bruno Mars that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 43 misheard song lyrics for Bruno Mars on amIright currently.

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"24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your freaking hands up ready move
Original Lyrics:
Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon
"24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head to toe so player
Original Lyrics:
Head to toe soul player
"24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
K-Pop
Original Lyrics:
Keep up
"24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's set this party on fire
Original Lyrics:
Let's set this party off right
"24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Point your flippin' razor to the moon
Original Lyrics:
Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon
"24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your frickin' freezers to the moon
Original Lyrics:
Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon
"24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw your laser beams on sky
Let's set this party on fire
Original Lyrics:
Throw your hands up in the sky
Let's set this party off right
"24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty four karat magic Ginger Hair
Original Lyrics:
Twenty four karat magic in the air
"Chunky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for them girls with the big old hooters.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for them girls with the big old hoops.
"Chunky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin’ For them girls with a big ol’ hooch.
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for them girls with the big old hoops.
"Finesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm trapped in inverness
Original Lyrics:
Out here drippin' in finesse
"Finesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trip to Inverness
Original Lyrics:
Drippin' in finesse
"Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would sit in the shade for you
Original Lyrics:
I would catch a grenade for you
"Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd throw my pants on a plane for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd throw my hands on a blade for you.
"Grenade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll smile in my face, then rip the grapes out my cart
Original Lyrics:
You'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car
"It Will Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the clouds, my ass will do the same
Original Lyrics:
Just like the clouds, my eyes will do the same
"It Will Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lisa morphing at my door
Original Lyrics:
Leave some morphine at my door
"It Will Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be no Santa
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no Christmas
If I lose you, baby
Original Lyrics:
There’ll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time she asks me, "Do I like cocaine?"
Original Lyrics:
Every time she asks me "Do I look okay?"
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
She asks me, do I love cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She asks me, do I look OK
"Just The Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your face
There's not a thing I would shake
'Cause you've got braces
But it's just the way you are
And when you smile
The world stops scared for a while
'Cause you've got braces
But it's the way you are.
Original Lyrics:
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are
"Locked Out Of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sex-texted me to paradise
Original Lyrics:
Your sex takes me to paradise
I don't even know if there's something called sex-texting but I really thought it was this until I searched for it. I also thought it was "You sentenced me to paradise" for a while but that wasn't as funny.
"Locked Out of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel light
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like
"Locked out of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sex tapes lead to paradise
Original Lyrics:
Your sex takes me to paradise
"Marry You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it these dancing Jews?
Original Lyrics:
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it this dancing juice?
"Marry You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it these dancing shoes?
Original Lyrics:
Is it the look in your eyes
Or is it this dancing juice?
"Marry You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or is it this dancing Jew?
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you
Original Lyrics:
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you
"That's What I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you be shinin' so bright
Original Lyrics:
Gold jewelry shinin' so bright
"That's What I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop (Drop) it for a pimp
Original Lyrics:
Pop (Drop) it for a player
"That's What I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shopping sprees and parrots
Original Lyrics:
Shopping sprees in Paris
"That's What I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry champagne all night
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry champagne on ice
"That's What I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry sweatshirt on fire
Original Lyrics:
Strawberry champagne on ice
"That's What I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you're from Puerto Rico
Say the word Enrico
Original Lyrics:
I'm takin' trips to Puerto Rico
Say the word and we go
"The Lazy Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day I don't feel like you in anything
Original Lyrics:
Today I don't feel like doing anything
"Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my cup with som nigger in it
Original Lyrics:
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
(Preformer name) - I'm not sure if youn mean the person that sung (Bruno Mars) or the producer (Mark Ronson)
"Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill my cup, put some niggah in it
Original Lyrics:
Fill my cup put some liquor in it
"Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dragon ball in retirement
Original Lyrics:
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
"Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one for Ken's hood girls, them good girls
Straight nasty pieces
Original Lyrics:
This one for them hood girls, them good girls
Straight masterpieces
"Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one for them good girls, them good girls that masturbate
Original Lyrics:
This one for them hood girls, them good girls
Straight masterpieces
"Uptown Funk"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one for them hood girls them good girls
Straight masturbaters
Original Lyrics:
This one for them hood girls, them good girls
Straight masterpieces
"Versace on the Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a statue on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Versace on the floor
"Versace on the floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a statue on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Versace on the floor
"Young Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
all you young white girls
Original Lyrics:
all you young wild girls.

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Selected Albums

Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Just the Way You Are (2-Track)
Just the Way You Are (2-Track)