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"Don't Look Back In Anger"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so slides away.
Original Lyrics:
Her soul slides away.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lobster that lives in the drain
Now is anyone eating this 'cause it's getting hotter and harder to breed.
Original Lyrics:
A monster that lives in her dream
Now is anyone out there, 'cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
And like a little girl cries in the face over my severed limbs in a dream.
Original Lyrics:
And like a little girl cries in the face of a monster that lives in her dreams.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
And like a man that hides under the bed
Of the monster that lives in our dreams.
Original Lyrics:
And like a little girl cries in the face
Of the monster that lives in her dreams.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clutchin' the pillow and right in the n*****'s way.
Original Lyrics:
Clutching you pillow and writhing in a naked sweat.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clutching you pillow and riding in a n*****'s way.
Original Lyrics:
Clutching you pillow and writhing in a naked sweat.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clutching your pillow and writhing in a naked way
or
Clutching your pillow and writhing in a n***** way.
Original Lyrics:
Clutching your pillow and writhing in a naked sweat.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you see that Mammi Heat is unacceptable?
Original Lyrics:
How dare you say that my behaviour's acceptable!
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does it peel, do you burn?
Oh my God, it's my turn.
Original Lyrics:
Does it kill, does it burn?
Is it painful to learn?
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
How big's your p***s?
Let's ride it like a legged spack.
Original Lyrics:
Clutching your pillows
And writhing in a naked sweat.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
How dare you say that my behead is unacceptable
Original Lyrics:
How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope your pillows are rotting in a make you sway.
Original Lyrics:
Clutching your pillows and writhing in a naked sweat.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there anyone out there 'cause it's getting harder and harder to be?
Original Lyrics:
Is there anyone out there 'cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe?
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there anyone out there 'cause it's getting harder and harder to pee?
Original Lyrics:
Is there anyone out there 'cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe?
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there anyone out there
'Cause it's getting harder and harder to breed?
Original Lyrics:
Is there anyone out there
'Cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe?
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a liberal cries in the face of the monster that lives in a dream.
Original Lyrics:
And like a little girl cries in the face of a monster that lives in her dreams.
Not trying to make a political statement here.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a lizard who crawls in the face
Of my still religional dream.
Original Lyrics:
Like a little girl cries in the face
Of a monster that lives in her dreams.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dream of dying made me wonder why I'm even here.
Original Lyrics:
You drain me dry and make me wonder why I'm even here.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not fit to f***in' tread the ground that I am walking on.
Original Lyrics:
Not fit to funkin' tread the ground that I am stepping on.
I notice that everyone uses the word 'funkin'' when they are posting the lyrics to this song on a site, but if you notice, when the song is on TV or on the radio, that word is blocked out because it is actually 'fuckin'...just thought you might like to know that. (Editor's note: Apparently, a lot of DJ's don't read the lyrics that came with Maroon 5's CD, which clearly says 'Funkin''.)
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a kill
There is blood
There'll be an alert
Original Lyrics:
Does it kill
Does it burn?
Is it painful to learn?
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no way I can get it up.
Original Lyrics:
There's no way we're gonna give up.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Virginia pillow and comin' down the n*****'s way.
Original Lyrics:
Clutching your pillow and writhing in a naked sweat.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You dream of dying make me wonder why I can even hear.
Original Lyrics:
You drain my dry and make me wonder why I'm even here.
"Harder To Breathe"
Misheard Lyrics:
You dream you're dyin', make me wonder why I'm even here.
Original Lyrics:
You drain me dry and make me wonder why I'm even here.
"Makes Me Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been here before,one day a week......
Original Lyrics:
And I've been here before,one day I'll wake up
"Makes Me Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I still don't have a reason
And you don't have a dime.
Original Lyrics:
But I still don't have a reason
And you don't have the time.
"Must Get Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fumbling through your dresser drawer
Forgot what I was looking for
China got me in the right direction.
Original Lyrics:
Fumbling through your dresser drawer
Forgot what I was looking for
Try to guide me in the right direction.
"Must Get Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna need a lot of thread.
Original Lyrics:
I've been the needle and the thread.
"Must Get Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
This city's made of string.
Original Lyrics:
This city's made us crazy.
"My Goddess"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl is...
Original Lyrics:
My goddess
"Not Coming Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your aunt's at the door, pick up the phone
You won't find me 'cause I'm not coming home.
Original Lyrics:
When you answer the door, pick up the phone
You won't find me 'cause I'm not coming home.
"One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clutchin' your pillow
And riding in the n*****'s way.
Original Lyrics:
Clutching your pillow
And writhing in a naked sweat.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she will drink blood.
Original Lyrics:
And she will be loved.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind going every day
To haul your car out in the pourin' rain.
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind spending every day
Out on your corner in the pouring rain.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind spamming everyday
I know you're caught out in the pouring rain.
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind spending every day
Out on your corner in the pouring rain.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't mind spending every day
Out on your corner in the boring rain.
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind spending every day
Out on your corner in the pouring rain.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fed you so many times
But somehow I want more.
Original Lyrics:
I've had you so many times
But somehow I want more.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not always rain, December flies
It's compromise that moves us along.
Original Lyrics:
It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the girl with a Coke and a smile.
Original Lyrics:
Look for the girl with a broken smile.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the girl with the bogus smile.
Original Lyrics:
Look for the girl with a broken smile.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the girl with the crooked smile.
Original Lyrics:
Look for the girl with the broken smile.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is fool and my dog always poops in your car
Many times you want.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the queen of only 18 sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Beauty queen of only 18, she.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the queen of only 80 sheep
Had some trouble with her fleece.
Original Lyrics:
Beauty queen at only 18
She had some trouble with herself.
"She Will Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the queen of only eighteen sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Beauty queen of only eighteen, she.
"Shiver"
Misheard Lyrics:
Immobilized by the thought of you
Paralyzed by the sight of you
Hypnotized by the words you say
Not true, but I believe I'm anyway.
Original Lyrics:
Immobilized by the thought of you
Paralyzed by the sight of you
Hypnotized by the words you say
Not true, but I believe 'em anyway
"Shiver"
Misheard Lyrics:
You fill my heart with Gatorade.
Original Lyrics:
You feel your heart begin to race.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, oh, Eileen
Darkness she is all I see
Come unless you're bored with me.
Original Lyrics:
That may be all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to f***, we came like branches and I'm stoned.
Original Lyrics:
Back and forth, we sway like branches in a storm.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and rest your b***s with me.
Original Lyrics:
Come and rest your bones with me.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and rest your b***s with me.
Original Lyrics:
Come and rest your bones with me.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and rest your b***s with me.
Original Lyrics:
Come and rest your bones with me.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving snow on Sunday morning.
Original Lyrics:
Driving slow on Sunday morning.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your b***s with me.
Original Lyrics:
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Radio Eileen
Original Lyrics:
That may be all I need.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday morning, rain is falling
Steal some covers, shed some skin.
Original Lyrics:
Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some covers share some skin.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
That lady all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your boy with me.
Original Lyrics:
That's maybe all I need
In darkness she is all I see
Come and rest your bones with me.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
That may be all I need
And doctor, she is all I see.
Original Lyrics:
That may be all I need
In darkness, she is all I see.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
The radio, I leave
Darkness, she is all I see.
Original Lyrics:
That may be all I need
Darkness, she is all I see.
"Sunday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
You twist a fiddler mode
And I am in.
Original Lyrics:
You twist to fit the mold
That I am in.
"Sweetest Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ostrich dorms, open hearts
Original Lyrics:
Outstretched arms, open hearts
"Tangled"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know how I got so tangoed, oh.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know how I got so tangled up.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Auf Wiedersehen
Original Lyrics:
I’ll fix these broken things.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her heart is breaking in four.
Original Lyrics:
Her heart is breaking in front of me.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hip-hop is breakin' in front of me.
Original Lyrics:
Her heart is breakin' in front of me.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was so hard you couldn't dableize
The babble seeing in da course
'Bout ta see it court.
Original Lyrics:
I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was so high, I do recognize
The flames burnt into her eyes
The chaos that took charge of my mind.
Original Lyrics:
I was so high, I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friendship on your hips.
Original Lyrics:
My pressure on your hips.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretending to be the same.
Original Lyrics:
Pretending to feel the same.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said good-bye, then she got on a plane
This love has taken little on me.
Original Lyrics:
Whispered good-bye, and she got on a plane
This love has taken its toll on me.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This glove has taken control of me
Steve said goodbye to Mary before
And her fart is breaking the cart of me
But I have no voice, 'coz I will say cool lie nevermore.
Original Lyrics:
This love has taken it's toll on me
She said goodbye, too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice, 'coz I won't say goodbye anymore.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This glove has taken control of me
Steve said goodbye to Mary before
And her fart is breaking the cart of me
But I have no voice, 'coz I will say cool lie nevermore.
Original Lyrics:
This love has taken it's toll on me
She said goodbye, too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice, 'coz I won't say goodbye anymore.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This love has set a small troll on me she
He went to die down by the sea shore.
Original Lyrics:
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye to many times before.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This love has taken control off me.
Original Lyrics:
This love had taken its toll on me.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This love has taken it slow, oh me.
or
This love has taken its toe, oh me.
Original Lyrics:
This love has taken its toll on me.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This love has taken lift off on me.
Original Lyrics:
This love has taken its toll on me.
"This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
This love has taken liftoff, oh babe.
Original Lyrics:
This love has taken its toll on me.
"Wake Up Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
6 foot tall.
there without a boner
so I had to shoot him dead.
Original Lyrics:
6 foot tall.
there without a warning
so I had to shoot him dead.
"Wake Up Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught you in the morning with another one of me in my bed
Original Lyrics:
Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed
"Wake Up Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six foot four
Came without a warning
So I had to shoot him dead.
Original Lyrics:
Six foot tall
Came without a warning
So I had to shoot him dead.
"Wake Up Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six foot four
Came without a boner
So I had to shoot him dead.
Original Lyrics:
Six foot tall
Came without a warning
So I had to shoot him dead.
"Wake Up Call"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up call
Caught you in the morning with another woman in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up call
Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed.

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