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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Post Malone
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Post Malone that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 40 misheard song lyrics for Post Malone on amIright currently.
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"Ball for Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bantay, I'm so into you
Original Lyrics:
Back to you, I'm so into you
"Better Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything came second to the Pennzoil
Original Lyrics:
Everything came second to the Benzo
"Chemical"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause my calico is chemical
No, my calico, it's chemical
No, my calico, it's chemical
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I can't let go, it's chemical
No, I can't let go, it's chemical
No, I can't let go, it's chemical
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it was just a cesspool, cesspool
Original Lyrics:
But it was just the sex though, sex though
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even when I die
Original Lyrics:
Even when I try
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just a sex cult
Original Lyrics:
It was just the sex though
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was just a sex romp
Original Lyrics:
It was just the sex though
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rumbling, rumbling
Original Lyrics:
Run away, run away
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run away,
From that Oliver Wavell,
Run away, run away, run away
From that Oliver Wavell,
Run away, run away, run away
Original Lyrics:
Run away,
But we're running in circles,
Run away, run away, run away
But we're running in circles,
Run away, run away, run away
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Underwear
Original Lyrics:
Run away
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
You thought that it was special, special
But it was just a sex boat, sex boat
But it was just a sex boat, sex boat
Original Lyrics:
You thought that it was special, special
But it was just the sex though, sex though
But it was just the sex though, sex though
"Circles"
Misheard Lyrics:
You thought that it was special, special
But it was just a sex doll, sex doll
But it was just a sex doll, sex doll
Original Lyrics:
You thought that it was special, special
But it was just the sex though, sex though
But it was just the sex though, sex though
"Congratulations"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I make sense when I got minions on my mind
Original Lyrics:
How could I make sense when I got millions on my mind
"Congratulations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nanny always said congratulations
Original Lyrics:
Now they always say congratulations
"I Fall Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hardest damn jury I fought
Original Lyrics:
All this damn jewelry I bought
"I Fall Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh I fall apart,
Tattoo my car
Hardest damn jury I fought
Tattoo my car
Hardest damn jury I fought
Original Lyrics:
Ooh I fall apart,
Down to my core
All this damn jewelry I bought
Down to my core
All this damn jewelry I bought
"I Fall Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surprised when you called me a whore
Original Lyrics:
Surprised when you caught me off guard
"I Fall Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Water falls apart
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I fall apart
"I Like You (A Happier Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your friend, but you showed up in a Benz
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your friend, go shoppin' in a Benz
"I Like You (A Happier Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hit you in the leg
Original Lyrics:
I'll hit you when I land
"Motley Crew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry the market crew
Original Lyrics:
Carry the Motley Crew
"Otherside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save my breath, but I lost faith a long time ago
Original Lyrics:
Say my prayers, but I lost faith a long time ago
"Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't really trust nobody with all this Jewish volume
Original Lyrics:
Can't really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you
"Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crashed my motorcycle, my mama's mad like Michael.
Original Lyrics:
AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
"Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be going psycho, my mama feel like Michael
Original Lyrics:
My AP going psycho, li'l mama bad like Michael
"Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a hippy on the side, go, li'l mamma ball like Michael
Original Lyrics:
My AP going psycho, li'l mama bad like Michael
"Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m ‘bout to have my cycle. Gonna battle Michael
Original Lyrics:
AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
"Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ape is goin cycle, I'm on the bed like Michael
Original Lyrics:
AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
"Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ape is goin' psycho, my homie's name is Michael
Original Lyrics:
AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
"Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me if they gonna psycho
Original Lyrics:
Damn, my AP goin' psycho
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my brothers got that guessing game
Always be smoking like a rockstar
Always be smoking like a rockstar
Original Lyrics:
All my brothers got that gas
And they always be smoking like a Rasta
And they always be smoking like a Rasta
"Rockstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude, your girlfriend isn't groovy
Original Lyrics:
Dude, your girlfriend is a groupie
"Sunflower"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm sounding like a drone
Original Lyrics:
But it's out of my control
"Sunflower"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’ll be left in the dust
Unless I stockpile ya
Unless I stockpile ya
Original Lyrics:
You’ll be left in the dust
Unless I stuck by ya
Unless I stuck by ya
"Take What You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie pie
Original Lyrics:
Give her that pipe
"Takin' Shots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Dre came for the poo poo
Original Lyrics:
Me and Dre came for the pum pum.
"White Iverson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheyenne
Original Lyrics:
Swaggin'
"White Iverson"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm saucin', I do the saltin'
Original Lyrics:
I'm saucin', I do this often
"Wow."
Misheard Lyrics:
Your grandmama probably N.O.R.E.
Original Lyrics:
Your grandmama probably know me
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
Misheard Lyrics:
When will I sing it?
Original Lyrics:
When will it sink in?
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