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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Madness that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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There are 29 misheard song lyrics for Madness on amIright currently.
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"Baggy Trousers"
Fallen teepees in the pub
All the teachers in the pub
"Baggy Trousers"
Having fun and playing pool.
Having fun and playing fools.
"Baggy Trousers"
Having fun and playing pool
Having fun and playing fools
"Baggy Trousers"
Messing up the wooden shoes.
Smashing up the woodwork tools.
"Bed and Breakfast Man"
He was a very wreckless man
He was the bed and breakfast man
"Driving In My Car"
Mrs. Norris on the door.
It says 'Morris' on the door.
"House Of Fun"
Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come along.
Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age.
"One Step Beyond"
Concepcion!
One step beyond!
"One Step Beyond"
Monster piano
One step beyond
"One Step Beyond"
The Nazi-est sound around
The nutsiest sound around
"One Step Beyond"
The Naziest sound around.
The nuttiest sound around.
"One Step Beyond"
The Nazis turned around.
The nuttiest sound around
"Our House"
And I remember how we'd say
Susie went to stay away
And I remember how we'd play
simply waste the day away
"Our House"
Brother's got an egg to keep.
Brother's got a date to keep.
"Our House"
Mother has to earn her shares.
Mother has to iron his shirts.
"Our House"
Mother has two Army shirts.
Mother has to iron his shirts.
"Our House"
Mother wears her Sunday vest.
Father wears his Sunday best.
"Our House"
Mum is tired, she gets arrested.
Mother's tired, she needs a rest.
"Our House"
Nothing ever slows her down
When the message comes around.
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed.
"Our House"
Our house was a hastle and a heap
Our house was a castle and a keep
"Our House"
Our house
Was across the land of kings.
Our house
Was our castle and our keep
"Our House"
Our mom she's a Hausfrau.
Our mom she's so house-proud.
"Our House"
Our mum keeps our house proud.
Our mum, she's so house proud.
"Our House"
Our spouse
Our house
"Our House"
Outhouse in the middle of the street.
Our house in the middle of the street.
"Shut Up"
Pastor Braeman, don't blame me.
Pass the blame and don't blame me.
"The Prince"
Buster, he sold the meat.
Buster, he sold the heat.
"The Prince"
Is a dog in the mood to dance?
If you're not in the mood to dance...
"Yesterday's Man"
Ancilla spec of you
An insolent spec of youth
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