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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Madness
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Madness that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 35 misheard song lyrics for Madness on amIright currently.
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"Baggy Trousers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fallen teepees in the pub
Original Lyrics:
All the teachers in the pub
"Baggy Trousers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Having fun and playing pool.
Original Lyrics:
Having fun and playing fools.
"Baggy Trousers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Having fun and playing pool
Original Lyrics:
Having fun and playing fools
"Baggy Trousers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Messing up the wooden shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Smashing up the woodwork tools.
"Bed and Breakfast Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a very wreckless man
Original Lyrics:
He was the bed and breakfast man
"Driving In My Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Norris on the door.
Original Lyrics:
It says 'Morris' on the door.
"House Of Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They have box trampolines with a felt like touch
Original Lyrics:
Box of balloons With the feather-light touch
"House Of Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come along.
Now I've come along.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age.
Now I've come of age.
"One Step Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Nazi-est sound around
Original Lyrics:
The nutsiest sound around
"One Step Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Naziest sound around.
Original Lyrics:
The nuttiest sound around.
"One Step Beyond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Nazis turned around.
Original Lyrics:
The nuttiest sound around
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I remember how we'd say
Susie went to stay away
Susie went to stay away
Original Lyrics:
And I remember how we'd play
simply waste the day away
simply waste the day away
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's usually quiet now.
Original Lyrics:
And it's usually quite loud.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Betsy sends the kids to school.
Original Lyrics:
Then she sends the kids to school.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brother's got an egg to keep.
Original Lyrics:
Brother's got a date to keep.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Father wears his Sunday vest.
Original Lyrics:
Father wears his Sunday best.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother has to earn her shares.
Original Lyrics:
Mother has to iron his shirts.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother has two Army shirts.
Original Lyrics:
Mother has to iron his shirts.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother wears her Sunday vest.
Original Lyrics:
Father wears his Sunday best.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mum is tired, she gets arrested.
Original Lyrics:
Mother's tired, she needs a rest.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing ever slows her down
When the message comes around.
When the message comes around.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed.
And a mess is not allowed.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our house was a hassle and a heap
Original Lyrics:
Our house was a castle and a keep
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our house was our castle and our king
Original Lyrics:
Our house was our castle and our king
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our house
Was across the land of kings.
Was across the land of kings.
Original Lyrics:
Our house
Was our castle and our keep
Was our castle and our keep
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our mom she's a Hausfrau.
Original Lyrics:
Our mom she's so house-proud.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our mum keeps our house proud.
Original Lyrics:
Our mum, she's so house proud.
"Our House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outhouse in the middle of the street.
Original Lyrics:
Our house in the middle of the street.
"Shut Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pastor Braeman, don't blame me.
Original Lyrics:
Pass the blame and don't blame me.
"The Prince" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buster, he sold the meat.
Original Lyrics:
Buster, he sold the heat.
"The Prince" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if I kept on running, I'd never get to our own street.
Original Lyrics:
Even if I kept on running, I'd never get to Orange Street.
"The Prince" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is a dog in the mood to dance?
Original Lyrics:
If you're not in the mood to dance...
"Yesterday's Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ancilla spec of you
Original Lyrics:
An insolent spec of youth
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