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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> Nick Lowe

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nick Lowe that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 6 misheard song lyrics for Nick Lowe on amIright currently.

"Cruel To Be Kind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in my quicksand
Original Lyrics:
I'm at my wit's end
"Cruel To Be Kind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cool to be kind, in the right measure.
Original Lyrics:
You got to be cruel to be kind in the right measure.
"Cruel To Be Kind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I can't wait another heartache
Though you say you're my friend, I'm in my wet sand
You say your love is bowl of flies, but that's no co-ed sight
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I can't take another heartache
Though you say oh my friend, I'm at my wit's end
You say your love is bonafide, but that don't coincide
"Cruel To Be Kind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I do my best to understand this
But you're still mystified, and I oughta know why
I pick myself up off the ground to have you back me back down
Original Lyrics:
Well I do my best to understand dear
But you still mystify and I want to know why
I pick myself up off the ground to have you knock me back down
"Cruel to Be Kind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you still missed the fight
Original Lyrics:
But you're still mystified
"They Called It Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
The drummer is a bookie, the singer is a whore
The bass player's Santa Clausing never won the war
Original Lyrics:
The drummer is a bookie, the singer is a whore
The bass player's selling clothes he never would have wore

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