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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lordi that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 17 misheard song lyrics for Lordi on amIright currently.

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"Blood Red Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
They called me the Leathery Prune
They called me Spiny Jack.
Original Lyrics:
They called me the Leather Apron
They called me Smiling Jack.
"Deadache"
Misheard Lyrics:
The farm bathes in the thumping moonlight
It intubates my grief and madness
Original Lyrics:
The farm bathes in the thumping moonlight
It incubates my grief and madness
"Devil Is a Loser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My ironing's overrated
Original Lyrics:
Via hell incorporated
"Dynamite Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My glands is burning hot
Melt her, melt her meat.
Original Lyrics:
My glances burning hot
Melt her, melt her meat.
"Hard Rock Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Demons and angels rowing one hammered Reich
Original Lyrics:
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
"Hard Rock Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got claws on my head.
or
I've got guns on my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got horns on my head.
"Hard Rock Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the day of rockening
It's Hooter's wings.
Original Lyrics:
On the day of rockening
It's who dares wins.
"Hard Rock Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roll Asians
Bring that Hard Rock Hallelujah.
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roll angels
Bring thine Hard Rock Hallelujah.
It's actually spelled "thyn" in the lyric sheet, but I'm spelling it "thine" to indicate how it's pronounced, to those who've not heard the song before.
"Hard Rock Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stakes are tripled
On this sinner's night.
Original Lyrics:
The saints are crippled
On this sinner's night.
"Hard Rock Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three thousand angels, only one had it right.
Original Lyrics:
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
"Hard Rock Hallelujah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wings on my back
I've got tongues on my head.
Original Lyrics:
Wings on my back
I've got horns on my head.
"It Snows In Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though you were Greek
I will not be forgiving.
Original Lyrics:
Though you were quick
I will not be forgiving.
"It Snows In Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kid will spawn.
A fate beyond your making
Original Lyrics:
Your deed will spawn.
A fate beyond Your making
"Night of the Loving Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take you in my coffin where you can kiss my balls
Original Lyrics:
I take you in my coffin where you can kiss my bones
"Rock the Hell Outta You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Intrinsic jungle weevil
Original Lyrics:
Entrancing Jungle Evil
"The Night Of The Loving Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
I take you in my coffin, where you can kiss my hole
Original Lyrics:
I take you in my coffin, where you can kiss my bones
"Would You Love A Monsterman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your dime
You're divine.
Original Lyrics:
Take your time
You'll be fine.

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