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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Loggins & Messina that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Loggins & Messina on amIright currently.

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"Danny's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And even though we ain't got mommy
Original Lyrics:
And even though we ain't got money
"Danny's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And even though we ain't got rubbish
Original Lyrics:
And even though we ain't got money
"Danny's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
And even though with paper money
Original Lyrics:
And even though we ain't got money
"Danny's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see his fur go rising,
it's a very good sign
Original Lyrics:
Pisces, Virgo rising,
is a very good sign
"Danny's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so in love with your honky
Original Lyrics:
I'm so in love with your honey
"House At Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I walked alone
Original Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I walked along
"House at Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I rolled along
Original Lyrics:
Christopher Robin and I walked along
"House at Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a crummy job stuck on his nose
Original Lyrics:
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose
"House at Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Posting our questions to our friend Eeyore
Original Lyrics:
Posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore
"House at Pooh Corner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under branches lit up by the mood
Original Lyrics:
Under branches lit up by the moon
"My Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't never gonna change my tomb
Original Lyrics:
Ain't never gonna change my tune
"My Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't never gonna change my tuna
Original Lyrics:
Ain't never gonna change my tune
"My Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got nose that I love my music
Original Lyrics:
God knows that I love my music
"Thinking Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever you're a Romney
I just want to be strong
or
Whenever you're a Nomi
I just want to belong
Original Lyrics:
Whenever you're around me
I just want to belong
"Thinking of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something about your snot
or
Something about your snout
Original Lyrics:
Something about your smile
"Thinking of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something inside for me
Original Lyrics:
Something inside of me
"Vahevala" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat a lot, I'm a sailor.
Original Lyrics:
Vehevela, homeward sail away.
"Vahevala" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heave a lot, I'm no sailor.
Original Lyrics:
Vahevala, homeless sailor.
"Vahevala" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heave a lot, in Visalia.
Original Lyrics:
Vahevala, homeward sail away.
"Vahevala" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need the love of a sailor.
Original Lyrics:
Vahevala, homeward sail away.
"Vahevala" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vahevala, homo sapien
Vahevala, homo sapien
Original Lyrics:
Vahevala, homeless sailor
Vahevala, homeward sail away
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', You're in love with Bo Peete.
Original Lyrics:
'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', said the local police.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's all the buzz
Original Lyrics:
And it's all because...
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's only 'cause...
Original Lyrics:
And it's all because...
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's only that...
Original Lyrics:
And it's all because...
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your debit card rocks and rolls
Original Lyrics:
And your daddy don't rock and roll
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your parents don't rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
And your daddy don't rock and roll
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Louise, you're coming with me, and lover-boy leaves.
Original Lyrics:
'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', said the local police.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Louise, you're comming with me, I know the police.
Original Lyrics:
'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', said the local police.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's got long hair.
Original Lyrics:
Out of the car long hair.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody's gonna dance
And nobody gon' rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
Your mama don't dance
And your daddy don't rock and roll
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outta the car, longhair
Louie! You're coming with me, 'cause we're the police.
Original Lyrics:
'Outta the car, longhair
Oowee! You're coming with me', said the local police.
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outta the car, longhair
Louise, you're comin' with me and not the police.
Original Lyrics:
'Outta the car, longhair
Oowee! You're coming with me', said the local police.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bugs ate all your shoes, and you know you're gonna lose and never win.
Original Lyrics:
There just ain't no excuse, and you know you're gonna lose and never win.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta amputate your friend
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta entertain by ten
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your day by ten
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The old folks say you gotta end your day by ten.
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your folks say that you gotta amputate my tits
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten
Mama is the correct spelling in this title, not Momma.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your folks say that you gotta' entertain my pets
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten
That's funny enough.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your just about to move, and you're thinking it's a breeze,
Then some lanky ass nigger guy says outta the car long-hair
Original Lyrics:
You're just about to move in, thinking it's a breeze,
There's a light in your eye, and a guy says 'outta the car long-hair'
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mama don't dance 'til you get it on rock 'n' roll
Original Lyrics:
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock 'n' roll

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