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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> Loggins & Messina

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Loggins & Messina that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Loggins & Messina on amIright currently.

"Thinking Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever you're a Nomi
I just want to belong
or
Whenever you're a Romney
I just want to be strong
or
Whenever you're a Romney
I just want to be strong
Original Lyrics:
Whenever you're around me
I just want to belong
"Vahevela" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat a lot, I'm a sailor.
Original Lyrics:
Vehevela, homeward sail away.
"Vahevela" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heave a lot, in Visalia.
Original Lyrics:
Vehevela, homeward sail away.
"Vahevela" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need the love of a sailor.
Original Lyrics:
Vehevela, homeward sail away.
"Vahevela"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vehevela, homo sapien
Vehevela, homo sapien
Original Lyrics:
Vehevela, homeward sail away
Vehevela, homeward sail away
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Louise, you're coming with me, and lover-boy leaves.
Original Lyrics:
'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', said the local police.
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Louise, you're comming with me, I know the police.
Original Lyrics:
'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', said the local police.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's got long hair.
Original Lyrics:
Out of the car long hair.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outta the car, longhair
Louie! You're coming with me, 'cause we're the police.
Original Lyrics:
'Outta the car, longhair
Oowee! You're coming with me', said the local police.
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outta the car, longhair
Louise, you're comin' with me and not the police.
Original Lyrics:
'Outta the car, longhair
Oowee! You're coming with me', said the local police.
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bugs ate all your shoes, and you know you're gonna lose and never win.
Original Lyrics:
There just ain't no excuse, and you know you're gonna lose and never win.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta amputate your friend
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta entertain by ten
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your day by ten
"Your Mama Don't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
The old folks say you gotta end your day by ten.
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your folks say that you gotta amputate my tits,
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten,
Mama is the correct spelling in this title, not Momma.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your folks say that you gotta' entertain my pets
Original Lyrics:
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten
That's funny enough.
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your just about to move, and you're thinking it's a breeze,
Then some lanky ass nigger guy says outta the car long-hair
Original Lyrics:
You're just about to move in, thinking it's a breeze,
There's a light in your eye, and a guy says 'outta the car long-hair'
"Your Mama Don't Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mama don't dance 'til you get it on rock 'n' roll
Original Lyrics:
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock 'n' roll

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