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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Local H that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 15 misheard song lyrics for Local H on amIright currently.

"All The Kids Are Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the kids they hold their crotches.
Original Lyrics:
All the kids, they hold a grudge.
"All The Kids Are Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the kids, they hold a grudge
Their minds are like a tuna meadow.
Original Lyrics:
All the kids, they hold a grudge
Their minds are logged on to the net.
"All The Kids Are Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the kids, they hold a grudge
Their minds are like a tuna net.
Original Lyrics:
All the kids, they hold a grudge
Their minds are logged on to the net.
"All The Kids Are Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I tooted
You're all wrong and all the kids are right.
Original Lyrics:
They saw what you did
You're all wrong and all the kids are right.
"Bound For The Floor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You just don't get it, you keep and go bisetic
Original Lyrics:
You just don't get it, you keep it copacetic.
"Bound For the Floor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boil me down
Original Lyrics:
Born to be down
"Bound for the Floor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it to the septic
Or
Keep it to the center
Original Lyrics:
Keep it copacetic
"Half Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that Holly never gave a leopard a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You know they hardly ever give a leper a chance.
"Half-Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half-blind
Original Lyrics:
Half-life
"Hey, Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rita, I just stabbed you in the face.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Rita, there's a statue with your face.
"Hey, Rita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Rita, I stabbed you with your face.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Rita, there's a statue with your face.
"High Fiving MF" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a hobbing noving
For the latest ads.
Original Lyrics:
You're just a walking billboard
For all the latest brands.
"Mayonnaise and Malaise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** that car
Original Lyrics:
Punk rock car
"Mayonnaise and Malaise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So glad to be a jerk
Original Lyrics:
So glad to be unsure

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