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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lit that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Lit on amIright currently.

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"Lipstick & Bruises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're stinkin' losers, up and down.
Original Lyrics:
Lipstick and bruises, up and down.
"Lipstick & Bruises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whip, stick and bruisers
Original Lyrics:
Lipstick and bruises
"Looks Like They Were Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a f***ed up way to dance.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a f***ed up way to be.
"Miserable" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why should I carry through living?
Original Lyrics:
Why should I care if you're near me?
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm sleeping with the crossing guard.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm sleeping with the quasar.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you fat.
Original Lyrics:
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that.
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we forget about the things I said when I was young?
Didn't mean to call you fat.
Original Lyrics:
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that.
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause every now and then I can't believe in anatomy
Original Lyrics:
Cause every now and then I kick the living s*** out of me
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz every now and then,
I can't believe the sh*t about me
Original Lyrics:
Cuz every now and then,
I kick the living sh*t out of me
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I came through where the wind blows.
Original Lyrics:
I came in through the window.
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sleepin' with no clothes on.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sleeping with my clothes on.
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My dog is in the front yard
Original Lyrics:
My car is in the front yard
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please tell me why,
we're going to the barnyard
Original Lyrics:
Please tell me why,
my car is in the front yard
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please tell my why
The guard is in the front yard.
Original Lyrics:
Please tell me why
The car is in the front yard.
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleeping with a Charizard
Original Lyrics:
Sleeping with my clothes on
Charizard is a Pokemon character. The band Lit was NOT singing about him.
"My Own Worst Enemy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So Calon, what's goin' on when there's a cigarette?
or
So come on, what's goin' on when there's a cigarette?
Original Lyrics:
The smoke alarm is going off and there's a cigarette.
"No Big Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you just want to be my friend
Why do you keep calling me fat?
Original Lyrics:
If you just want to be my friend
Why do you keep calling me then?
"No Big Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right
It's no big d**k.
Original Lyrics:
It's all right
It's no big thing.
"Zip Lock" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure your f** dreams are probably all about me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure your bad dreams are probably all about me.

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