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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> L'Arc~en~Ciel

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for L'Arc~en~Ciel that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 51 misheard song lyrics for L'Arc~en~Ciel on amIright currently.

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"Bravery"
Misheard Lyrics:
The truth will never shirt to anyone.
Original Lyrics:
The truth will never be shared to anyone.
"C'est La Vie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So lovely
Original Lyrics:
C'est la vie
"C'est La Vie"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're salami
Original Lyrics:
Oui c'est la vie
"Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have broken Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I float in Cosmos.
"Cradle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've broken Christmas
The presents to return
Leave me now, damn me
There is no meaning.
Original Lyrics:
I float in Cosmos
For the place to return
Living or dying
There is no meaning.
"Driver's High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crash! Into the morning glory.
Original Lyrics:
Clash! Into the rolling morning.
"Entichers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah ... a tee shirt
Original Lyrics:
Ah ... entichers
"Ghost In My Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still you lie
Original Lyrics:
Steal your love
"Good Mornig Hide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are not it tired?
Original Lyrics:
Why are not you tired?
"Good-Morning Hide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good morning, Haido.
Original Lyrics:
The morning hides all.
"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you use my pony.
or
I wish you use my body.
Original Lyrics:
I wish you smile for me.
"In The Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
You fly over the a***.
Original Lyrics:
You fly over the earth.
"It's The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ichi en [one yen].
Original Lyrics:
It's the end.
"It's The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Itchy end.
Original Lyrics:
It's the end.
"Kaze Ni Kienaide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ne-e-o, Ne-e-o
I'll always love you, no-o-o.
Original Lyrics:
It's alright, it's alright
I'm always knocking on your door.
"Killing Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me gold and a sore Darkrai
Original Lyrics:
Killing me kowaresou na kurai
"Killing Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a good, good, cheese zoo pay day.
Original Lyrics:
Amaku kuchizuke te
"Killing Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma'am, where's the tree?
Original Lyrics:
My wasted dream
"Killing Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now where's the cheese?
Original Lyrics:
My wasted dream.
"Killing Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
So where's the tree?
Original Lyrics:
My wasted dream
"Kuchizuke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hear it, your desire show me how.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel it, your desire show me now.
"Kuchizuke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the village is on fire
Show me now.
Original Lyrics:
And I feel it, your desire
Show me now.
L'arc~en~ciel is usually pretty good with their use and pronunciation of English, but this one still threw me.
"Lost Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send goose to Heaven
or
Son Goku Heaven
Original Lyrics:
We'll say goodbye, Lost Heaven.
"Lost Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for those hot dogs.
Original Lyrics:
We'll say goodbye, lost heaven.
"Lost Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're letting go of something we never had
'Cuz of the fat a**, Heaven is lost.
Original Lyrics:
We're letting go of something we never had
Time goes so fast, Heaven is lost.
"Love Flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love flies away
Original Lyrics:
Go on fast awake
"Lover Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutting your genitals
Original Lyrics:
Be getting your jaded heart.
"Lover Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be shy, Sherlock, Sherlock.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be shy, show your love, show your love.
"Lover Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't pig around, circles! circles!
Original Lyrics:
Don't be ignorant, show your colors! Show your colors!
"Lover Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a leather boy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lover boy.
"Lover Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rubber boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lover boy
"Lover Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, want you in the bed.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, want your blood.
"Niji"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tequila Canadaaaaaaa day
Original Lyrics:
Toki wa kanadete
"Ready Steady Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready steady, give me the rack
Ready steady, hand over crack
Let’s go sailing, ready steady go!
Original Lyrics:
Ready steady, give me good luck
Ready steady, never look back
Let's get started, ready steady go!
"Ready Steady Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready steady
Give me good rack.
Original Lyrics:
Ready steady
Can we look back?
Tetsu version, not Hyde one.
"Revelation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to listen, listen to what I'm saying
I want you to listen, listen to me, Sue.
Original Lyrics:
Aimai na risou risou wo
Nakuse ai wo shimese shimese ima sugu.
"Revelation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get duck sauce revelation
Kara wo nugase.
Original Lyrics:
Yuigadokuson revelation
Kara wo nugase.
"Route 666"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wallet
Original Lyrics:
Maware
"Route 666"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, sex, sex, sex
Original Lyrics:
Route 666
"Route 666"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pants
Fall down
Then crash!
Original Lyrics:
The roses
Fall down!
Then crush!
"Route 666"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their tears, fall down, they crash and drown
You dumb thing
Help me, help me
She screams out
You wanna come a long long
Route 666
Original Lyrics:
The roses! Fall down! Then crush!
It's an usual thing
Help me! help me!
She screams out
You wanna come along on
Route 666
"Route 666"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want I cannot log on?
Original Lyrics:
You want to come along on.
"Sayonara"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky is dead
Sea is dead
The a** is dead
Utsukushii anata e.
Original Lyrics:
Sky is dead
Sea is dead
Earth is dead
Utsukushii anata e.
"Shin Shoku- Lose Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dance with my lipstick once more.
or
I can't sell my lipstick no more.
Original Lyrics:
I died then my instinct was born.
"Shizuka No Umi De"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the bunny.
or
Feed the bunny.
or
Fear the bunny.
Original Lyrics:
Feel heavenly.
"Shizuka No Umi De"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the valley
Original Lyrics:
Feel heavenly.
"Spirit Dreams Inside" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep inside your soul.
Original Lyrics:
Deep inside, I'll go.
"Vivid Colors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Private cameras
Original Lyrics:
Vivid colors
"Vivid Colors"
Misheard Lyrics:
Privy to colors
Original Lyrics:
Vivid colors
"Winter Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isso soku, isso soku
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of you, pieces of you.
"Winter Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lied to me in g-string.
Original Lyrics:
Lie in me inches deep.

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