Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Kool And The Gang
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There are 38 misheard song lyrics for Kool And The Gang on amIright currently.
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"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come home
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate the Taj Mahal!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrating times, come on.
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on.
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration time come on
let's celebrate
let's celebrate
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times,
come on let's celebrate
come on let's celebrate
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration time, come home
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration times, come on.
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on.
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration's on, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celotape good times, come on! (Let's celotape.)
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate.)
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Constapation calls, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up to you, push your bladder.
Original Lyrics:
It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mellow grapefruit wine, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sale on grey shirts time, buy one!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salivate good times, c'mon!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, c'mon!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salmon eat red slime, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your pleasure.
Original Lyrics:
What's your pleasure?
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna celebrate your potty with you.
Original Lyrics:
We gonna celebrate your party with you.
"Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take a walk on the ocean floor.
Original Lyrics:
Let's take a walk by the ocean shore.
"Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, she's fresh as a fish
she's fresh as a fish
she's fresh as a fish
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, she's fresh she's so fresh
she's fresh she's so fresh
she's fresh she's so fresh
"Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sells fish (she sells fish)
She's selfish
She sells fish
She selfish.
She's selfish
She sells fish
She selfish.
Original Lyrics:
She's fresh (she's so fresh)
She's so fresh
She's so fresh
She's so fresh.
She's so fresh
She's so fresh
She's so fresh.
"Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I
I love you.
I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Joanna
I love you.
I love you.
"Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Edna!
Original Lyrics:
Joanna!
"Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Edna
Original Lyrics:
Joanna
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go, Morgan
Don't go, Morgan.
Don't go, Morgan.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Boogie
Jungle Boogie
Jungle Boogie
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down on it, suck my helmet
Original Lyrics:
Get down on it, get down on it
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heptanone, Heptanone
Original Lyrics:
Get down on it, get down on it
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' hootie!
Original Lyrics:
Jungle boogie!
"Ladies Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes it's late at night
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes it's ladies' night
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a sled.
Original Lyrics:
Aaah, misled
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
Misled
With a bomb of broken Venus.
With a bomb of broken Venus.
Original Lyrics:
Misled
Boulevard of broken dreams.
Boulevard of broken dreams.
Every lyric site on the internet has this lyric wrong. It is listed as either: 1. Been a lot broken things 2. With a bomb of broken Venus (totally nonsensical!) 3. Built a bomb of broken dreams (what I thought it was when I was a kid). Slow the song down in an audio editor and you can hear it clearly---'Boulevard of broken dreams'.
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's playing in the Garden
So enticing, should I take a bow?
So enticing, should I take a bow?
Original Lyrics:
Someone's playing in the garden
So enticing, should I take a bite?
So enticing, should I take a bite?
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
This land
Original Lyrics:
Misled
"Open Sesame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cosmo, appletini.
Original Lyrics:
Get down with the genie.
"This Is You, This Is Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't understand the words to this song
P*** on you, p*** on me.
P*** on you, p*** on me.
Original Lyrics:
If you don't understand the words to this song
This is you, this is me.
This is you, this is me.
"Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
My 16th birthday
I was so shy
Could not get a man
But ready to try.
I was so shy
Could not get a man
But ready to try.
Original Lyrics:
My 16th birthday
I was so shy
Not yet a man
But ready to try.
I was so shy
Not yet a man
But ready to try.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta cool the singer,
what a mess we made
what a mess we made
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger,
what a mess we made
what a mess we made
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta pull the finger
What a mess we made.
What a mess we made.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
What a mess we made.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta pull the finger
For this mess that we made.
For this mess that we made.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
What a mess we made.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tupac
Original Lyrics:
Too hot
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The Very Best of Kool & the Gang album at Amazon.com
Celebration: The Best of Kool & the Gang (1979-87) album at Amazon.com
Best of Kool & The Gang: 1969-1976 album at Amazon.com
Light of Worlds album at Amazon.com
Kool and the Gang - Gold album at Amazon.com
20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of Kool & The Gang album at Amazon.com
Wild and Peaceful album at Amazon.com
Ballad Collection album at Amazon.com
Hollywood Swinging album at Amazon.com
12" Collection & More album at Amazon.com
