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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kool And The Gang that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 60 misheard song lyrics for Kool And The Gang on amIright currently.

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"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come home
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate the Taj Mahal!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrating times, come on.
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on.
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration time come on.
Let's celebrate.
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on.
Let's celebrate
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration time, come home
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration times, come on.
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on.
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration's on, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Constipation calls, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up to you, push your bladder.
Original Lyrics:
It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all celebrate at Hanukkah time
Original Lyrics:
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mellow grapefruit wine, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sale on grey shirts time, buy one!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salivate good times, c'mon!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, c'mon!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salmon eat red slime, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sellotape good times, come on! (Let's sellotape.)
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate.)
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your pleasure!
Original Lyrics:
What's your pleasure?
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your pleasure.
Original Lyrics:
What's your pleasure?
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna celebrate your potty with you.
Original Lyrics:
We gonna celebrate your party with you.
"Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherries July
Original Lyrics:
Cherish the love
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you receive your calling before I wait
Original Lyrics:
If you receive your calling before I awake
"Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you receive your cornmeal before I awake
Original Lyrics:
If you receive your calling before I awake
"Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take a walk on the ocean floor.
Original Lyrics:
Let's take a walk by the ocean shore.
"Fresh" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Choose fresh
Original Lyrics:
She's fresh
"Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, she's fresh as a fish
she's fresh as a fish
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, she's fresh she's so fresh
she's fresh she's so fresh
"Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sells fish (she sells fish)
She's selfish
She sells fish
She selfish.
Original Lyrics:
She's fresh (she's so fresh)
She's so fresh
She's so fresh
She's so fresh.
"Funky Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that f***ing stuff
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that funky stuff
"Get Down on It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that hornet
Original Lyrics:
Get down on it
"Get Down on It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta get on the group
Original Lyrics:
You gotta get on the groove
"Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I
I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Joanna
I love you.
"Joanna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the one
Original Lyrics:
You're the one
"Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Edna!
Original Lyrics:
Joanna!
"Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Edna
Original Lyrics:
Joanna
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go, Morgan
Don't go, Morgan.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Boogie
Jungle Boogie
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down on it, suck my helmet
Original Lyrics:
Get down on it, get down on it
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heptanone, Heptanone
Original Lyrics:
Get down on it, get down on it
"Jungle Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumbled bookie
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Boogie
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' hootie!
Original Lyrics:
Jungle boogie!
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jungle bunny!
Original Lyrics:
Jungle boogie!
"Ladies Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna celebrate
Original Lyrics:
Come on, let's all celebrate
"Ladies Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes it's late at night
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes it's ladies' night
"Ladies Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a new movie scene
Original Lyrics:
Your name will be seen
"Ladies' Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your night denied
Everything's gonna be all white
Original Lyrics:
This is your night tonight
Everything's gonna be alright
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Bomber broken dreams
Original Lyrics:
boulevard of broken dreams
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a sled.
Original Lyrics:
Aaah, misled
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
Misled
With a bomb of broken Venus.
Original Lyrics:
Misled
Boulevard of broken dreams.
Every lyric site on the internet has this lyric wrong. It is listed as either: 1. Been a lot broken things 2. With a bomb of broken Venus (totally nonsensical!) 3. Built a bomb of broken dreams (what I thought it was when I was a kid). Slow the song down in an audio editor and you can hear it clearly---'Boulevard of broken dreams'.
"Misled" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sled
Original Lyrics:
Misled
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's playing in the Garden
So enticing, should I take a bow?
Original Lyrics:
Someone's playing in the garden
So enticing, should I take a bite?
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
This land
Original Lyrics:
Misled
"Open Sesame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cosmo, appletini.
Original Lyrics:
Get down with the genie.
"This Is You, This Is Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't understand the words to this song
Piss on you, piss on me.
Original Lyrics:
If you don't understand the words to this song
This is you, this is me.
"Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
My 16th birthday
I was so shy
Could not get a man
But ready to try.
Original Lyrics:
My 16th birthday
I was so shy
Not yet a man
But ready to try.
"Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Party party! I wanna dance with you! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Party party! I wanna dance! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
or
Paul McCartney! I wanna dance with you! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Paul McCartney! I wanna dance! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Original Lyrics:
Oh come on! I wanna dance with you! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Oh come on! I wanna dance! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
"Too Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta cool the same girl for the mess (that) we made
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger for this mess (that) we made
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta cool the singer,
what a mess we made
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger,
what a mess we made
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta do the zinger
for the mess that we made
Original Lyrics:
We gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta pull the finger
For this mess that we made.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta pull the finger
What a mess we made.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
"Too Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta run for shingles
Gotta run for s***
Original Lyrics:
Gotta run for shelter
Gotta run for shade
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta call Bob Seger this mess you made
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tupac
Original Lyrics:
Too hot

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