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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Kool & the Gang
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"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate food fights, come on!
or
Celebrate book fights, come on!
or
Celebrate book fights, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come home
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate the Taj Mahal!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrating times, come on.
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on.
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration time come on.
Let's celebrate.
Let's celebrate.
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on.
Let's celebrate
Let's celebrate
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration time, come home
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration time, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration time, go home!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration times, come on.
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on.
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebration's on, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Constipation calls, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elevation's high, come on
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey whores! It's a celebration
Original Lyrics:
Yahoo! It's a celebration
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up to you, push your bladder.
Original Lyrics:
It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's up to you, what's the weather
Original Lyrics:
It's up to you, what's your pleasure
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all celebrate at Hanukkah time
Original Lyrics:
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mellow grapefruit wine, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sale on grey shirts time, buy one!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salivate good times, c'mon!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, c'mon!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Salmon eat red slime, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're right on time, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Segregation time, come on!
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on!
"Celebration"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sellotape good times, come on! (Let's sellotape.)
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate.)
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring your good times and your laptop too
Original Lyrics:
So, bring your good times and your laughter too
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna celebrate your farting with you
Original Lyrics:
We gonna celebrate your party with you
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna celebrate your potty with you.
Original Lyrics:
We gonna celebrate your party with you.
"Celebration" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna have a good time tonight,
Let's celebrate,
It's your wife
Let's celebrate,
It's your wife
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna have a good time tonight,
Let's celebrate,
It's all right
Let's celebrate,
It's all right
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For as long as it all shall end
Original Lyrics:
For as long as we both shall live
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For as long as we both shall end
Original Lyrics:
For as long as we both shall live
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you receive your calling before I wait
Original Lyrics:
If you receive your calling before I awake
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you receive your cornmeal before I awake
Original Lyrics:
If you receive your calling before I awake
"Cherish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take a walk on the ocean floor.
Original Lyrics:
Let's take a walk by the ocean shore.
"Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yeah, she's fresh as a fish
she's fresh as a fish
she's fresh as a fish
Original Lyrics:
Oh yeah, she's fresh she's so fresh
she's fresh she's so fresh
she's fresh she's so fresh
"Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sells fish (she sells fish)
She's selfish
She sells fish
She selfish.
She's selfish
She sells fish
She selfish.
Original Lyrics:
She's fresh (she's so fresh)
She's so fresh
She's so fresh
She's so fresh.
She's so fresh
She's so fresh
She's so fresh.
"Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's fresh (as a fish), a sardine
She's like a sardine to me
She's like a sardine to me
Original Lyrics:
She's fresh (fresh), exciting
She's so exciting to me
She's so exciting to me
"Funky Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that cookie stuff
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that funky stuff
"Funky Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that crunchy stuff
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that funky stuff
"Funky Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that f***ing stuff
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that funky stuff
"Funky Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that fluffy stuff
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that funky stuff
"Funky Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that party stuff
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that funky stuff
"Funky Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that puppy love
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of that funky stuff
"Get Down On It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heptanone, Heptanone
Original Lyrics:
Get down on it, get down on it
"Get Down on It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's ketchup on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Get your back up off the wall
"Get Down on It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta get on the group
Original Lyrics:
You gotta get on the groove
"Hollywood Swinging" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What ya got to stay?
or
What ya got to sing?
or
What ya got to sing?
Original Lyrics:
What ya got to say?
"Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Anna!
Original Lyrics:
Joanna!
"Joanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Edna
Original Lyrics:
Joanna
"Joanna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's all mine, the one for me
Original Lyrics:
She's the one, the one for me
"Joanna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the only one for me
Original Lyrics:
She's the one, the one for me
"Joanna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the whore, the whore for me
Original Lyrics:
She's the one, the one for me
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go, Morgan
Don't go, Morgan.
Don't go, Morgan.
Original Lyrics:
Jungle Boogie
Jungle Boogie
Jungle Boogie
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down on it, suck my helmet
Original Lyrics:
Get down on it, get down on it
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' hootie!
Original Lyrics:
Jungle boogie!
"Jungle Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jungle bunny!
Original Lyrics:
Jungle boogie!
"Jungle Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Max & Ruby
Original Lyrics:
Jungle boogie
Max & Ruby are bunny characters in a series of books by Rosemary Wells.
"Just Be True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't think you'll get away with all that drivin' drivin'
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that choppin' choppin'
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that jabbin' jabbin'
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that Jappin' Jappin'
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that jobbin' jobbin'
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that drive-in drive-in
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that choppin' choppin'
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that jabbin' jabbin'
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that Jappin' Jappin'
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that jobbin' jobbin'
or
Don't think you'll get away with all that drive-in drive-in
Original Lyrics:
Don't think you'll get away with all that jivin' jivin'
"Just Be True"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow your heart today and keep on starvin' starvin'
Original Lyrics:
Follow your heart today and keep on strivin' strivin'
"Ladies Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna celebrate
Original Lyrics:
Come on, let's all celebrate
"Ladies Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes it's late at night
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes it's ladies' night
"Ladies Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On disco lights
Your ABC's
Your ABC's
Original Lyrics:
On disco lights
Your name will be seen
Your name will be seen
"Ladies' Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's gonna be alive
Original Lyrics:
Everything's gonna be alright
"Ladies' Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh yes it's flamin' hot
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes it's ladies' night
"Ladies' Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is alright tonight
Original Lyrics:
This is your night tonight
"Ladies' Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your night denied
Everything's gonna be all white
Everything's gonna be all white
Original Lyrics:
This is your night tonight
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
"Ladies' Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to bid farewell
Original Lyrics:
You got to be fair, well...
"Ladies' Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a new movie scene
Original Lyrics:
Your name will be seen
"Misled" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bolevard of broken dreams
Original Lyrics:
Built a bomb of broken dreams
"Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
Misled
With a bomb of broken Venus.
With a bomb of broken Venus.
Original Lyrics:
Misled
Boulevard of broken dreams.
Boulevard of broken dreams.
Every lyric site on the internet has this lyric wrong. It is listed as either: 1. Been a lot broken things 2. With a bomb of broken Venus (totally nonsensical!) 3. Built a bomb of broken dreams (what I thought it was when I was a kid). Slow the song down in an audio editor and you can hear it clearly---'Boulevard of broken dreams'.
"Misled" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's playing in the Garden
So enticing, should I take a bow?
So enticing, should I take a bow?
Original Lyrics:
Someone's playing in the garden
So enticing, should I take a bite?
So enticing, should I take a bite?
"Open Sesame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cosmo, appletini.
Original Lyrics:
Get down with the genie.
"Open Sesame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down to the beat
Original Lyrics:
Get down with the genie
"This Is You, This Is Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't understand the words to this song
Piss on you, piss on me.
Piss on you, piss on me.
Original Lyrics:
If you don't understand the words to this song
This is you, this is me.
This is you, this is me.
"Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
My 16th birthday
I was so shy
Could not get a man
But ready to try.
I was so shy
Could not get a man
But ready to try.
Original Lyrics:
My 16th birthday
I was so shy
Not yet a man
But ready to try.
I was so shy
Not yet a man
But ready to try.
"Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Party party! I wanna dance with you! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Party party! I wanna dance! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
or
Paul McCartney! I wanna dance with you! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Paul McCartney! I wanna dance! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Party party! I wanna dance! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
or
Paul McCartney! I wanna dance with you! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Paul McCartney! I wanna dance! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Original Lyrics:
Oh come on! I wanna dance with you! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Oh come on! I wanna dance! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
Oh come on! I wanna dance! (This is the night, you'll see the light)
"Too Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta cool the same girl for the mess (that) we made
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger from this mess (that) we made
"Too Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta cool the same, girl, what a mess we've made.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger, what a mess we've made.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta cool the singer,
what a mess we made
what a mess we made
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger,
what a mess we made
what a mess we made
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta do the zinger
for the mess that we made
for the mess that we made
Original Lyrics:
We gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
What a mess we made.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta pull the finger
For this mess that we made.
For this mess that we made.
Original Lyrics:
We gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
What a mess we made.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta pull the finger
What a mess we made.
What a mess we made.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger
What a mess we made.
What a mess we made.
"Too Hot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta run for shingles
Gotta run for s***
Gotta run for s***
Original Lyrics:
Gotta run for shelter
Gotta run for shade
Gotta run for shade
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta call Bob Seger this mess you made
Original Lyrics:
Gotta cool this anger, what a mess we made.
"Too Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tupac
Original Lyrics:
Too hot
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