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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> The Kooks

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Kooks that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 74 misheard song lyrics for The Kooks on amIright currently.

"Eddie's Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to love her back
But I was so far into my wrap.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to love her back
But then I shrunk back into my wrap.
"Gap" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So perspiring in the works,
You're mine.
Original Lyrics:
So put a spanner in the works,
Of your mind.
"Gap" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You best not interfere, so don't try
To take away all the things so dear in my life.
Original Lyrics:
You're better in defeat, so don't try
To take away all the things I'll do in my life.
"Jackie Big Tits" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shark you baited
Original Lyrics:
And Jackie big tits
"Matchbox" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the people I've betrayed, I'll bind you in the street hart.
Original Lyrics:
You're rotten but I'm betrayed by you, my sweetheart.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
A truer force it may be
She stayed up to get me
Original Lyrics:
True or false it may be
She's still out to get me
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not from Nebraska.
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not on the roster.
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not under her skin
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know she knows that I'm not fond of Busted
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know she knows, I'm not from Alaska.
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know that she knows that I'm not from the Vasquín
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know, she knows that I'm not from the Rasta
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to your pride.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to your kite.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I blow, she swallows, I'm not fond of spitting
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not fond of asking
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I am not from the west coast.
Original Lyrics:
I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of Ruskies.
Original Lyrics:
I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asprin.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of busking.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of us
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fondue ice-cream.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not from Mt. Roskill.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not from New Oskin.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not from the basket.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not from the lost and found.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not from the ruskin.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not on the roster
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not small in the trouser department.
Original Lyrics:
I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows that I'm not fond of ASCII.
Original Lyrics:
I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows that I'm not from the lost kid.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows, that I'm not fond of Aslan
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
I'm thinking, is this song about Narnia?
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that she know's I'm not from the rostram.
Original Lyrics:
I know that she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that she knows I'm not full Alaskan
Original Lyrics:
I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that she knows that I'm not from Nebraska.
Original Lyrics:
I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows I'm not from the Vatican.
Original Lyrics:
And I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows I'm not from the West Coast.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows that I can rock on the Casbah.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not fond of ass, gay.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not from Alaske
True or false.
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not fond of asking
True or false.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not from New Austin.
or
I know, she knows, I'm not from the Roskie.
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows, that I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not from the basket
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows that I'm not fond of asking
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not from the bus stop
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not fond of asking
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not from the west side.
Original Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows
I'm not from the rock scene.
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows
I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows
I'm not such an asshole
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows
I'm not fond of asking.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
The two of us, it may be
But she's still out to get me.
Original Lyrics:
True or false, it may be
But she's still out to get me.
"Naive"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a smiling sweet whore
Original Lyrics:
You're such a smiling sweetheart
"Naïve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comb under the skys
Just don't let me go.
Original Lyrics:
Hold onto your kite
Just don't let me down.
"Naïve"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows, I'm not fond of Asda
The two of us, well maybe
Just don't let me get meat.
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows, that I'm not fond of asking
True or false, it may be
She's still out to get me.
Asda = UK supermarket chain owned by WalMart.
"Naïve"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, she knows, that I'm not from the West End.
Original Lyrics:
I know, she knows, that I'm not fond of asking.
"Nieve"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know she knows I'm not from Alaska.
Original Lyrics:
I know that she knows I'm not fond of asking.
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And these Tyson Bedford jeans
Bedford jeans, honey
Original Lyrics:
And these tiresome paper dreams
Paper dreams honey, yeah .
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And these tiresome Pepe Jeans
Pepe Jeans honey, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
And these tiresome paper dreams
Paper dreams honey, yeah .
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Jean's her name.
Original Lyrics:
Paper dreams, honey
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby jeans for me
Original Lyrics:
Paper dreams, honey
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fed the goose
She moves in her own way.
Original Lyrics:
I love her because
She moves in her own way.
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I give her a kiss
She moves in her own way
Original Lyrics:
I love her because
She moves in her own way.
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love fur burgers...
Original Lyrics:
I love her because...
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love furniture.
Original Lyrics:
I love her because...
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love herbicus
She moves in her own way.
Original Lyrics:
I love her because
She moves in her own way.
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love herbidges.
Original Lyrics:
I love her because...
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not afraid because she moves in her own way.
Original Lyrics:
I love her because she moves in her own way.
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper tires and paper dreams
Original Lyrics:
And these tiresome paper dreams
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't too macho just to hear about my day.
Original Lyrics:
She came to my show just to hear about my day.
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tyson Paper Jeans
or
Tyson Paper Dreams
Original Lyrics:
Tiresome paper dreams
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tyson baby jeans
Baby jeans, honey.
Original Lyrics:
Tiresome paper dreams
Paper dreams honey, yeah.
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh oh oh, it's those furby kids, they move in her own way.
Original Lyrics:
Well oh oh, oh
I love her because she moves in her own way.
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well oh oh, Rio Ferdinand
She moves in her own way.
Original Lyrics:
Well oh oh, oh, I love her because
She moves in her own way.
"She Moves In Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've heard The Kooks
She moves in her own way.
Original Lyrics:
I love her because
She moves in her own way.
"She Moves In Here Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh, I love Burger King
She moves in here own way.
Original Lyrics:
Uh oh, I love her because
She moves in here own way.
"She Moves in Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love fairy cakes
She moves in her own way
Original Lyrics:
I love her because she moves in her own way
"She Moves in Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I heard you kiss
She moves in her own way
Original Lyrics:
I love her because
She moves in her own way.
"She Moves in Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh oh oh, it's those furby kids, they move in her own way.
Original Lyrics:
Well oh oh, oh I love her because she moves in her own way.
"She Moves in Her Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh, oh it's those herby kids
Original Lyrics:
Well uh oh, oh I love her because

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