Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Mark Knopfler

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mark Knopfler that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 5 misheard song lyrics for Mark Knopfler on amIright currently.

"Long Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss my wife
And I'll be gone
Down the long highway.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me once
And I'll be gone
Down the long highway.
"Sailing to Philadelphia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Jeremiah Dixon I am a Geordie boy
A glass of wine with you, sir
And the ladies Almond Joy
Original Lyrics:
I am Jeremiah Dixon I am a Geordie boy
A glass of wine with you, sir
And the ladies I'll enjoy
"Wanderlust"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open window, and Tibetan chair
Original Lyrics:
Open window, empty bed and chair
"What It Is?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old mother told me
God knows what I could do with you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold on the tollgate
God knows what I could do with you.
"What It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of dirty Dick
Is still inside her little mouth
Original Lyrics:
The ghost of Dirty Dick
Is still in search of Little Nell

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