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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Mark Knopfler

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mark Knopfler that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 13 misheard song lyrics for Mark Knopfler on amIright currently.

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"Before Gas and TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'd sit around the fires
Pass a bottle of wine
In the tales of the road
Since time Adamite
Original Lyrics:
And we'd sit around the fires
Pass a bottle of wine
In the tales of the road
Since time out of mind
"Do America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doo-doo America
Original Lyrics:
Do Do America
"Long Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss my wife
And I'll be gone
Down the long highway.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me once
And I'll be gone
Down the long highway.
"Sailing to Philadelphia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A glass of wine with you, sir
And the ladies silent joy
Original Lyrics:
A glass of wine with you, sir
And the ladies I'll enjoy
"Sailing to Philadelphia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Enduring my addiction, I am a Geordie boy
Original Lyrics:
I am Jeremiah Dixon. I am a Geordie boy
"Sailing to Philadelphia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Jeremiah Dixon I am a Geordie boy
A glass of wine with you, sir
And the ladies Almond Joy
Original Lyrics:
I am Jeremiah Dixon I am a Geordie boy
A glass of wine with you, sir
And the ladies I'll enjoy
"Sailing to Philadelphia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They chucked me out for baking bread
But I had often dreamed it's dead.
Original Lyrics:
They'd cut me out for baking bread
But I had other dreams instead
"Sailing to Philadelphia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This Baker's Boy from the waistcoat tree
Original Lyrics:
This Baker's Boy from the West Country
"Sailing to Philadelphia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This Baker's Boy from the whiskered tree
Original Lyrics:
This Baker's Boy from the West Country
"Sailing to Philadelphia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why your starship guide us here.
Original Lyrics:
Why your stars should guide us here.
"Wanderlust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open window, and Tibetan chair
Original Lyrics:
Open window, empty bed and chair
"What It Is?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old mother told me
God knows what I could do with you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold on the tollgate
God knows what I could do with you.
"What It Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of dirty Dick
Is still inside her little mouth
Original Lyrics:
The ghost of Dirty Dick
Is still in search of Little Nell

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