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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> KMFDM

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for KMFDM that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 22 misheard song lyrics for KMFDM on amIright currently.

"A Drug Against War"
Misheard Lyrics:
KMFDM is a drunk again whore.
Original Lyrics:
KMFDM is a drug against war.
"Anarchy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I killed the king of the sea
Original Lyrics:
I killed the king of deceit
"Anarchy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I made a dock out of blood
Original Lyrics:
I made a god out of blood
"Anarchy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I made a garden out of mud
Original Lyrics:
I made a God out of blood
"Anarchy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I made a gun out of blood
Original Lyrics:
I made a god out of blood
"Blackball"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the fiend behind the door.
Original Lyrics:
I am the fake behind the door.
"Blackball"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the fish at the door.
Original Lyrics:
I am the fake behind the door.
"Bullets, Bombs, and Bigotry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bullets, bombs, & bigotry
Viscious help for World War 3.
Original Lyrics:
Bullets, bombs, & bigotry
Brace yourself for World War Three.
"Disobediance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco beat!
Original Lyrics:
Disobediance!
"Flesh" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a rock star hanging all on my head.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rusty halo on my head.
"Flesh" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a washed potato on my head.
Original Lyrics:
There's a rusty halo on my head.
"Free Your Hate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice cream truck
Original Lyrics:
Vice grip choke
"Full Worm Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the meatball which I speak of.
Original Lyrics:
Pass the meat from which I stink of.
"Juke-Joint Jezebel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free ride, Sister Salvation.
Original Lyrics:
Be mine, Sister Salvation.
"Juke-Joint Jezebel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't reject this ancient hoe
Original Lyrics:
I can't reject this empty hole
"Juke-Joint Jezebel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Juke-Joint Jezebel is coming for masturbation.
Original Lyrics:
Juke Joint Jezebel is coming for my cremation.
"Lust"
Misheard Lyrics:
The babies are mine.
Original Lyrics:
Baby sei Mein
"Megalomaniac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excess counter culture from the underground
Original Lyrics:
This is counter culture from the underground.
"Megalomaniac"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is horticulture from the underground
Original Lyrics:
This is counter culture from the underground
"Power" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Providing a soundtrack to the only words
Original Lyrics:
Industrial soundtrack to the Holy Wars
"Son of a Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know God
Original Lyrics:
Bows to no god
"Son of a Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out! Shut it up son
Original Lyrics:
Watch out! Son of a gun

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