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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> King Crimson

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for King Crimson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for King Crimson on amIright currently.

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"21st Century Schizoid Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pocahontas by the door
Original Lyrics:
At paranoia's poison door
"Book of Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause my will's never touched the road
Original Lyrics:
'Cause my wheels never touch the road
"Cat Food"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mother's always cleaning
Cat poop, cat poop, cat poop again.
Original Lyrics:
Your mother's quite insane
Cat food, cat food, cat food again.
This song was recorded by King Crimson with Greg Lake of ELP.
"Epitaph"
Misheard Lyrics:
On future, will be my epitaph.
'Cause I crawl, I cracked, and broken path.
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh.
'Cause I will tomorrow I'll be crying.
Yes I will tomorrow I'll be crying.
Yes I will tomorrow I'll be crying.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path.
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh.
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.
Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.
Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.
"Matte Kudasai"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sleeps in a tale of her sad America
Original Lyrics:
She sleeps in a chair in her sad America
"Matte Kudasai"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sleeps in a tent in her sad America
Original Lyrics:
She sleeps in a chair in her sad America
"One More Red Nightmare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat beginning to pour down
My knickers are turned 'round.
Original Lyrics:
Sweat beginning to pour down
My neck as I turn 'round.
"The Court of the Crimson King"
Misheard Lyrics:
On soft grey mornings windows cry
Original Lyrics:
On soft grey mornings widows cry
I thought he was describing raindrops dripping down window panes in a poetic way.
"Thela Hun Ginjeet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of a bitchy
Original Lyrics:
Thela hun ginjeet

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