Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> The Killers

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Killers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 126 misheard song lyrics for The Killers on amIright currently.

"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these things that I've done
(Time, truth, and farts).
Original Lyrics:
All these things that I've done
(Time, truth, and hearts).
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got sober, I'm not a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got sober, I'm not a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got sold but I'm not a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got soul butter in my soul jar.
Original Lyrics:
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be there
From the back of my broken hand.
Original Lyrics:
I want a meaning
From the back of my broken hand.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not sober, I'm not a soldier.
Original Lyrics:
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so much older than I can take
And my erection, well it comes and goes.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so much older than I can take
And my affection, well it comes and goes.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've sold my shoulder more than I take.
Original Lyrics:
I am so much older than I can take.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, don't you put me on the blackbird, no.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, don't you put me on the back burner.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
The gold-hearted boy I used to be
Original Lyrics:
The cold-hearted boy I used to be
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta put me on the back burner.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, don't you put me on the blackburner.
"All These Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you've got a healthy owl.
Original Lyrics:
You know you've got to help me out.
"All Those Things That I've Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well my erection, well it comes and goes.
Original Lyrics:
Well my affection, well it comes and goes.
"Andy, You're A Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Inch Allah
Original Lyrics:
Hey, shut up!
"Andy, Your A Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you a callication.
Original Lyrics:
Give you a call, hey shut up!
"Andy, Your A Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the pill, I remember you were incredible.
Original Lyrics:
On the field, I remember you were incredible.
"Andy"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the Pill, I remember you were incredible.
Original Lyrics:
On the field, I remember you were incredible.
"I can't stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the dark, Havanna, I can't stay
Original Lyrics:
In the dark, for a while now, I can't stay
"Indie Rock & Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
A coffee shop without cars
Original Lyrics:
A coffee shop with a cause
"Indie Rock & Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Ginsters sausage rolls for me!
Original Lyrics:
It's indie rock 'n' roll for me!
"Indie Rock & Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's chips 'n' sausage roll for tea.
Original Lyrics:
It's indie rock 'n' roll for me.
"Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lost my crayfish.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't take this.
"Midnight Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dry bastard
Original Lyrics:
Drive faster
"Midnight Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giant bastard boooooooooooooooooooooooooy
Original Lyrics:
Drive faster boooooooooy
"Midnight Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Bastard
Original Lyrics:
Drive faster.
"Midnight Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Bastard, oi!
Original Lyrics:
I drive faster, boy.
"Midnight Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tight b****** boy
Original Lyrics:
Drive faster, boy.
"Mr Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paella, paella, paella
Original Lyrics:
I never, I never, I never
"Mr. BrightSide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning snakes in to the sea
Churning through sick lullabies
Joking on your alibis.
Original Lyrics:
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I miss 'The Price Is Right'.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I miss the bright side.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I miss the bright side.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I missed the bright side.
Original Lyrics:
'Cos I'm Mr. Brightside.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I missed the right side.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Mr. Rightsize
Viagra.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
I never.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood is just the price I pay.
Original Lyrics:
But it's just the price I pay.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chelsea turning us into the sea
Dragging us through lullabies
Don't give up your alibi.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chelsea, turning snakes into the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chelsea
Turning says it to the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chelsea
Turning says it to the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chelsea
Turn these things into the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chelsea
Turning like we're in D.C.
Telling us your alibi.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I missed a price sign.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Mr. Brightside.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the brightside, babe.
Original Lyrics:
Cause I'm Mr Brightside
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealous tiny snakes into the sea
Turning boomsick lullabyes.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy halfway to the embassy.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy turning steaks into the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy, tiny snakes into the sea
Twenty-two sick lullabyes.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy, turning saints into desceased
Turning her sick lullabies
Choking on her aliblies.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy, turning sex into deceit
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy, turning snakes into the sea
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy
Burning snakes into the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning snakes into the sea!
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning snakes into the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning snakes into the sea
Sing me through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the Brightside way
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eagle eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turn these things into a scene.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning sex into a scene.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning, sinking, to the sea
Turning, 'ducing lullabies
Joking on our alibis.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Josie turning saints into the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Bitesize
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Brightside
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling me cad.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up her eager eyes
'Cause I missed her blindside.
Original Lyrics:
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up my eagle eye.
or
Open up my evil eye.
Original Lyrics:
Open up my eager eyes.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up my eagle eyes.
or
Open up my evil eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Open up my eager eyes.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up my eagle eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Open up my eager eyes.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up my email
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
Original Lyrics:
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up my evil eye.
or
Open up my ear-eye.
Original Lyrics:
Open up my eager eyes.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up my evil eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Open up my eager eyes.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pineapple!
Original Lyrics:
I never!
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pineapple
Original Lyrics:
I never.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running's just the price I pay.
Original Lyrics:
But it's just the price I pay.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's touching his chairs now.
Original Lyrics:
She's touching his chest now.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning snakes into the sea
Original Lyrics:
Turning saints into the sea
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Viagra!
Original Lyrics:
I never...
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Viagra, Viagra, Viagra
Original Lyrics:
I never, I never, I never.
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Viagra, viagra
Original Lyrics:
I never, I never
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Viagra
Viagra
Viagra
Original Lyrics:
I never
I never
I never
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Viagra
Original Lyrics:
I never
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wallies having a smoke
Original Lyrics:
While he's having a smoke
"Mr. Brightside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wally's having a smoke.
Original Lyrics:
While he'e having a smoke.
"On Top"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't need to satisfy you tonight
So get your eyes off of my pride tonight.
Original Lyrics:
And we don't mean to satisfy tonight
So get your eyes off of my bride tonight.
"Read My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
With magic soap in my eye
Original Lyrics:
With magic soakin' my spine
"Read My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
With magic soap in my spine
Original Lyrics:
With magic soakin' my spine
"Smile Like You Mean It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it like a peanut.
Original Lyrics:
Smile like you mean it.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Coz having eight clothes in a place like this.
Original Lyrics:
'Coz Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz everything glows in a place like this.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I had a February election.
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February of last year.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I had been very worried about you.
or
And they had me very worried about you.
or
And I had to be very wary of that s***.
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February of last year.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I had been very worried about you.
or
And they had me very worried about you.
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February of last year.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything goes but don't blame Q-minus.
Original Lyrics:
Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything goes in a place like this
'Cause anything goes in a place like this
I said anything goes in a place like this.
Original Lyrics:
Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss
'Cause Heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better though I let a room-a-roo in the moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better thought I'd better roo-ma-roo in my moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring your bat down
Bring your bat down tonight!
Original Lyrics:
Bring it back down
Bring it back down tonight!
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause heaven wears clothes in a place like this
Original Lyrics:
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything glows in a place like this.
or
Everything goes in a place like this.
or
Everything grows in a place like this.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything glows in a place like this.
or
Everything goes in a place like this.
Original Lyrics:
Anything goes, but don't blink, you might miss.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's closed in a place like this.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm taking a crap just to feel the pain.
Original Lyrics:
I'm breaking my back just to know your name.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's no complication.
Original Lyrics:
It's not confidential.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not confidential
I've got protection
Original Lyrics:
It's not confidential
I've got potential
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its not Robert Earnshaw!
Original Lyrics:
Its not confidential.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade glows in a place like this.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never hang clothes in a place like this
Original Lyrics:
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never thought I'd be a rumor roo in my whole life.
Original Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never thought I'd land a room, a room in the moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my whole life.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let a human ruin my whole life.
or
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my whole life.
Original Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my moonlight.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let a tumor room in my moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let her in my room in the moonlight!
Original Lyrics:
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my whole life!
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody told me
That you had a boyfriend
Who looks like a boyfriend
That I haven't meant yet
Original Lyrics:
Somebody told me
That you have a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I met in February
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody told me
You were the boyfriend
You look like a girlfriend.
Original Lyrics:
Well, somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I had a bad view, wary of last year.
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February of last year.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I had impaired view wary of last year.
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February of last year.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I had in Fairview last year.
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February of last year.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I had in Fairview
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I had in fair blue, we're in a black ship.
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February of last year.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I had in the Fairview area last year
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February of last year.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I had; I better be wary of last year.
Original Lyrics:
That I had in February of last year.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't buy clothes in a place like this.
or
We don't wear clothes in a place like this.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You look like a girlfriend.
Original Lyrics:
Who looked like a girlfriend
"Somebody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never need clothes in a place like this.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Where The White Boys Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell Ivonne you need an hour or two.
Original Lyrics:
Just telephone, you need an hour or two.
"Who Let You Go?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who did you b***?
I p***ed in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
Who let you go?
Who let you go?
"Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back seats come and go.
Original Lyrics:
Bad scenes come and go.
Actually, I think both are correct.

Other Misheard Artists

Corrections

Please use the link next to each misheard lyric to suggest a correction. We do our best to review entries as they come in, but we can't possibly know every lyric to every song.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
How difficult is this artist to understand: 
How much do you like this artist: 
How funny are these misheard lyrics: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.
Voting Results
Understanding: 2.4
 
Liked: 4.7
 
Funny: 3.0
 
Total Votes: 52

Misheard Sections

Also check the complete site list.


Hot Fuss album at Amazon.com
Hot Fuss album at Amazon.com
Mr. Brightside, Pt. 1 album at Amazon.com
Mr. Brightside, Pt. 1 album at Amazon.com
All These Things That I've Done album at Amazon.com
Hot Fuss album at Amazon.com
 
 
ALL NEW!!! The amIright 80's MISHEARD LYRICS BOOK now available.
Find Funny Stuff About a Band: