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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Kidsongs

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kidsongs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 22 misheard song lyrics for Kidsongs on amIright currently.

"A Pirate's Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, a pirate's life is right for me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, a pirate's life is life for me
"Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Being silly with my teens
Original Lyrics:
Being silly with my team
"C'mon and Swim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kinda like a drug
Original Lyrics:
Kinda like a dog
"Charleston"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonathan, Jonathan
Original Lyrics:
Charleston, Charleston
"Down By the Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever see a whale with a Coca-Cola pail?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever see a whale with a polka-dotted tail?
"Down by the Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down by the bank
Original Lyrics:
Down by the bay
"Fast Food"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard on my taste
Original Lyrics:
Mustard on my face
"Five Little Ducks"
Misheard Lyrics:
That one, skinny one, bare one too
Original Lyrics:
Fat ones, skinny ones, fair ones too
"Here We Go Loopty Loo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, what a wonderful flight
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what a wonderful ride
"I Like Trucks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like Trump
Original Lyrics:
I like trucks
"I Like Trucks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like drugs
Original Lyrics:
I like trucks
"I Wanna Be a Fireman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a fire truck
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be a fireman
"If I Had a Pony for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I happen to be
Original Lyrics:
Oh, how happy I'll be
"O Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Princess B
Original Lyrics:
O Christmas Tree
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I, did I know?
Original Lyrics:
E-I-E-I-O
"Santa, Please Don't Forget Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll even say a story
Original Lyrics:
I'll even say I'm sorry
"Sea Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you let me take you on a Sea-Doo?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?
"Shortenin' Bread"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on the spinet
Original Lyrics:
Put on the skillet
"The Best Dog in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and see what my parents can do
Original Lyrics:
Come on and see what my parrot can do
"The Bus Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bagel in the bus
Original Lyrics:
The baby in the bus
"The Kidsongs TV Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want our pistols
Original Lyrics:
We want our Kidsongs
"We're Gonna Get Wet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tidal Wave's coming, and we're so skilled
Original Lyrics:
Tidal Wave's coming, and we're so scared

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