Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kidsongs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Kidsongs on amIright currently.
"A Pirate's Life"
Balloons everywhere
Doubloons everywhere
"A Pirate's Life"
Oh, a pirate's life is right for me
Oh, a pirate's life is life for me
"Bingo"
And Bingo was his neighbor
And Bingo was his name-O
"Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?"
Being silly with my teens
Being silly with my team
"C'mon and Swim"
Kinda like a drug
Kinda like a dog
"Charleston"
Jonathan, Jonathan
Charleston, Charleston
"Down By the Bay"
Did you ever see a whale with a Coca-Cola pail?
Did you ever see a whale with a polka-dotted tail?
"Down by the Bay"
Down by the bank
Down by the bay
"Fast Food"
Mustard on my taste
Mustard on my face
"Five Little Ducks"
That one, skinny one, bare one too
Fat ones, skinny ones, fair ones too
"Here We Go Loopty Loo"
Here we go way up, hi
Here we go way up high
"Here We Go Loopty Loo"
Oh, what a wonderful flight
Oh, what a wonderful ride
"I Like Trucks"
I like Trump
I like trucks
"I Like Trucks"
I like drugs
I like trucks
"I Wanna Be a Fireman"
I wanna be a fire truck
I wanna be a fireman
"If I Had a Pony for Christmas"
Oh, I happen to be
Oh, how happy I'll be
"O Christmas Tree"
Oh, Princess B
O Christmas Tree
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm"
B-I-N-G-O
E-I-E-I-O
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm"
Did I, did I know?
E-I-E-I-O
"Santa, Please Don't Forget Me"
I'll even say a story
I'll even say I'm sorry
"Sea Cruise"
Won't you let me take you on a Sea-Doo?
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?
"Shortenin' Bread"
Put on the spinet
Put on the skillet
"The Best Dog in the World"
Come on and see what my parents can do
Come on and see what my parrot can do
"The Bus Song"
The bagel in the bus
The baby in the bus
"The Kidsongs TV Show Theme"
We want our pistols
We want our Kidsongs
"The Kidsongs TV Show Theme"
We want our theme song
We want our Kidsongs
"The Pumpkin Song"
Where's my puppy hiding?
Where's my pumpkin hiding?
"We're Gonna Get Wet"
Tidal Wave's coming, and we're so skilled
Tidal Wave's coming, and we're so scared
