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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Sammy Kershaw
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sammy Kershaw that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 26 misheard song lyrics for Sammy Kershaw on amIright currently.
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"Cadillac Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I ate burnt lentils
And I ate Tom's salad
And I ate Tom's salad
Original Lyrics:
Well I ain't Burt Reynolds
And I ain't Tom Selleck
And I ain't Tom Selleck
"Cadillac Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I dated Burt Reynolds
And I dated Tom Selleck
And I dated Tom Selleck
Original Lyrics:
Well I ain't Burt Reynolds
And I ain't Tom Sellick
And I ain't Tom Sellick
"Cadillac Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I hate Burt Reynolds and I hate Tom Selleck
Original Lyrics:
Well I ain't Burt Reynolds, and I ain't Tom Selleck
"Cadillac Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well my little baby loves me in Cardiac Style
Original Lyrics:
Well my little baby loves me in Cadillac Style
"Cadillac Style" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I ain't Burt Reynolds and I ain't Tom silly
Original Lyrics:
Well, I ain't Burt Reynolds and I ain't Tom Sellick
"Meant To Be" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go ask her to dance, circumstance,
something bigger that's just out of our hands
something bigger that's just out of our hands
Original Lyrics:
Coincidence, circumstance,
something bigger that's just out of our hands
something bigger that's just out of our hands
"National Working Woman's Holiday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna kill somebody there oughta be a law against workin' that way
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna tell somebody there oughta be a law against workin' that way
"Queen of My Double Wide Trailer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drag her back hard by her pretty red neck
Original Lyrics:
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know she's Betty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful
Hecra pock recline.
Hecra pock recline.
Original Lyrics:
She don't know she's beautiful
Never crossed her mind.
Never crossed her mind.
"She Don't Know She's Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What the f**k it's all about.
Original Lyrics:
What the fuss is all about
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurried romance, boring rendezvous
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance, low-rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurried romance
Rollin' rendezvous.
Rollin' rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous.
Low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance,
Lunch time rendezvous
Lunch time rendezvous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance,
low rent rendezvous
low rent rendezvous
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance,
boat ramp rendezvous
boat ramp rendezvous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance,
low rent rendezvous
low rent rendezvous
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance
Lunch time rendevous
Lunch time rendevous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous
Low rent rendezvous
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance
Lauren rendezvous
Lauren rendezvous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous.
Low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third grade romance
Roaring rendezvous.
Roaring rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance
Low rent rendezvous.
Low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance,
Little red rendevous
Little red rendevous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance,
low rent rendevous
low rent rendevous
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, boring run debut.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, roarin' rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance, low-rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, roaring rendezvous
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance low rent rendezvous
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third rate romance, rug rat rendezvous.
Original Lyrics:
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous.
"Third Rate Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Third-grade romance
Fourth-grade rendevous.
Fourth-grade rendevous.
Original Lyrics:
Third-rate romance
Low-rent rendezvous.
Low-rent rendezvous.
"Yard Sale" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I never thought, I'd ever live to see
The way they're snortin' through what's left of you and me.
The way they're snortin' through what's left of you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I never thought, I'd ever live to see
The way they're sortin' through what's left of you and me.
The way they're sortin' through what's left of you and me.
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