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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Keane that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Keane on amIright currently.

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"A Bad Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew that I'd a friend I could not love
Original Lyrics:
And you that I defend, I do not love
"Bedshaped" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B****in'
Original Lyrics:
Bedshaped
"Bedshaped" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B****ing
Original Lyrics:
Bedshaped
"Bedshaped" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you think about it in the dark
Original Lyrics:
I know you think I'm holding you down
"Bedshaped" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the sand in your eyes, and Dan's your own.
Original Lyrics:
With the sun in your eyes, and on your own.
"Can't Stop Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bulls**t keeps my heart running.
Original Lyrics:
The motion keeps my heart running.
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where I am
And I don't really care
I poked myself in the eye
And no one cared
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where I am
And I don't really care
I look myself in the eye
There's no-one there
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de Burgh
or
Oh, Christopher, Christopher
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de Burgh
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de Burgh
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de Burgh
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Cristobal, Cristobal
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soap put me where I belong.
Original Lyrics:
So put me where I belong.
"Everybody's Changing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Enthusiasm is
Trying to make a change on your mind.
Original Lyrics:
So little time
Try to understand that I'm...
"Everybody's Changing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So intsantsaa
Original Lyrics:
So little time
Try to understand that I'm...
"Everybody's Changing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you wanted your own life.
Original Lyrics:
You say you wander your own land.
"Everybody's Changing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you won't buy your own life.
Original Lyrics:
You say you wander your own land.
"Hamburg Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be adored.
"Hamburg Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a doll.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be adored.
"Hamburg Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a dope.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be adored.
"Is It Any Wonder?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm tired,
is it any wonder that I feel a twat?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm tired,
is it any wonder that I feel uptight?
"She Has No Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She says she has moin toim.
Original Lyrics:
She says she has no time.
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you're half-a-minute, why don't we grow?
Original Lyrics:
And if you have a minute, why don't we go?
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches, are they looking at me?
Original Lyrics:
I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me.
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I came across a phone untrue.
Original Lyrics:
I came across a fallen tree.
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew the Parkway like the back of my van
Original Lyrics:
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
The Parkway, as in the Garden State Parkway, a toll road along the Jersey Shore.
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked across an empty lamb
Original Lyrics:
I walked across an empty land
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked across an empty log
Original Lyrics:
I walked across an empty land
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting older and it's something I rely on.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on.
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this the place that I've been thinking of?
Original Lyrics:
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh simple fee, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh sympathy, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
It's on their excellent number one debut album, 'Hopes And Fears'.
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh sympathy, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh sympathy, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Simple Plan, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, sit and think, where have you come?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So what the h*** do we know?
or
So what the f*** do we know?
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere only we know.
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we mow?
Original Lyrics:
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere a weevil
Somewhere on a weevil.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere that we know
Somewhere only we know.
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere on Owego
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere that we know
"Somewhere Only We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
i came across a fallen tree
I felt the vultures, are they looking at me
Original Lyrics:
I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me.
"Sprialling"
Misheard Lyrics:
We tore Berlin down.
Original Lyrics:
We're tumbling down
"Sunshine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And only some dumb radio would let you go.
Original Lyrics:
And only some dumb idiot would let you go.
"Sunshine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hold you in my hands
A little enema.
Original Lyrics:
I hold you in my hands
A little animal.
"The Prince Frog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your princess crown
Original Lyrics:
Your prince's crown
"This Is The Last Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One last dandelion
Original Lyrics:
One last tender lie
"Untitled 1" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moon river don't blow my heart
Original Lyrics:
The wind wouldn't blow me home
"Untitled I" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoo away at your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Who ate your heart?

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