Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Keane
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There are 37 misheard song lyrics for Keane on amIright currently.
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"A Bad Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew that I'd a friend I could not love
Original Lyrics:
And you that I defend, I do not love
"Bedshaped"
Misheard Lyrics:
B****in'
Original Lyrics:
Bedshaped
"Bedshaped"
Misheard Lyrics:
B****ing
Original Lyrics:
Bedshaped
"Bedshaped"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the sand in your eyes, and Dan's your own.
Original Lyrics:
With the sun in your eyes, and on your own.
"Can't Stop Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bulls*** keeps my heart running.
Original Lyrics:
The motion kepps my heart running.
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where I am
And I don't really care
I poked myself in the eye
And no one cared
And I don't really care
I poked myself in the eye
And no one cared
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where I am
And I don't really care
I look myself in the eye
There's no-one there
And I don't really care
I look myself in the eye
There's no-one there
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de Burgh
or
Oh, Christopher, Christopher
or
Oh, Christopher, Christopher
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de Burgh
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de Burgh
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Chris de Burgh, Chris de Burgh
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Cristobal, Cristobal
Original Lyrics:
Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soap put me where I belong.
Original Lyrics:
So put me where I belong.
"Everybody's Changing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enthusiasm is
Trying to make a change on your mind.
Trying to make a change on your mind.
Original Lyrics:
So little time
Try to understand that I'm...
Try to understand that I'm...
"Everybody's Changing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you wanted your own life.
Original Lyrics:
You say you wander your own land.
"Everybody's Changing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you won't buy your own life.
Original Lyrics:
You say you wander your own land.
"Hamburg Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a dog.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be adored.
"Hamburg Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a doll.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be adored.
"Is It Any Wonder?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm tired,
is it any wonder that I feel a twat?
is it any wonder that I feel a twat?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm tired,
is it any wonder that I feel uptight?
is it any wonder that I feel uptight?
"She Has No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says she has moin toim.
Original Lyrics:
She says she has no time.
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches, are they looking at me?
I felt the branches, are they looking at me?
Original Lyrics:
I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me.
I felt the branches of it looking at me.
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I came across a phone untrue.
Original Lyrics:
I came across a fallen tree.
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walked across an empty log
Original Lyrics:
I walked across an empty land
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting older and it's something I rely on.
Original Lyrics:
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on.
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh simple fee, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh sympathy, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
It's on their excellent number one debut album, 'Hopes And Fears'.
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh sympathy, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh sympathy, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Simple Plan, where have you gone?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what the h*** do we know?
or
So what the f*** do we know?
or
So what the f*** do we know?
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere only we know.
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere a weevil
Somewhere on a weevil.
Somewhere on a weevil.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere that we know
Somewhere only we know.
Somewhere only we know.
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere on Owego
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere that we know
"Somewhere Only We Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
i came across a fallen tree
I felt the vultures, are they looking at me
I felt the vultures, are they looking at me
Original Lyrics:
I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me.
I felt the branches of it looking at me.
"Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And only some dumb radio would let you go.
Original Lyrics:
And only some dumb idiot would let you go.
"Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hold you in my hands
A little enema.
A little enema.
Original Lyrics:
I hold you in my hands
A little animal.
A little animal.
"The Prince Frog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your princess crown
Original Lyrics:
Your prince's crown
"This Is The Last Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
One last dandelion
Original Lyrics:
One last tender lie
"Untitled I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoo away at your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Who ate your heart?
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Hopes and Fears album at Amazon.com
Live Recordings 2004 album at Amazon.com
Hopes and Fears album at Amazon.com
Hopes and Fears album at Amazon.com
Bend & Break album at Amazon.com
Everybody's Changing album at Amazon.com
Keane album at Amazon.com
