Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Kansas
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There are 56 misheard song lyrics for Kansas on amIright currently.
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"Belexes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The food and the wine and the blood on your plate.
Original Lyrics:
The fool and the wiseman both burn at the stake.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Carry on) Yeah, I now have a splinter
Original Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
(Carry on) Of the evil suspenders.
(Carry on) Of the evil suspenders.
Original Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
(Carry on) Nothing equals the splendor.
(Carry on) Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he complained to the old white man,
'I'd sure believe in Idaho.'
'I'd sure believe in Idaho.'
Original Lyrics:
And if I claim to be a wise man,
it surely means that I don't know
it surely means that I don't know
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry, you're not worth a cent.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrion tastes like burnt sun
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrion, like an eagle dismembered.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrion, my wayward son
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on a wafered sun.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on a way-ay-oh-oh
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on my way with song.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward sun
There'll be lease when you are done
Lay your weary as you rest
Don't you cry no more.
There'll be lease when you are done
Lay your weary as you rest
Don't you cry no more.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more.
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on thou, wayward son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, let me eat with the spaniards.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are gone.
There'll be peace when you are gone.
Original Lyrics:
carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done.
There'll be peace when you are done.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward sun
They'll be geese when you are done.
They'll be geese when you are done.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done.
There'll be peace when you are done.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, not an eagle dismembered
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals this blender.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing evil dismembered
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely Heaven waits by you.
Carry on, nothing evil dismembered
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely Heaven waits by you.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The center lights around your vanity
But surely Heaven waits for you.
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The center lights around your vanity
But surely Heaven waits for you.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, that the Eagle has landed.
Carry on, that the Eagle has landed.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on
Nothing equals the Splenda.
Nothing equals the Splenda.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on
Nothing equals the splendor.
Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on
On the Eve of Destruction.
On the Eve of Destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on
Nothing equals the splendor.
Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't 'ya fry no more.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you cry no more.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gary is my gaywad son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry, you're my wayward son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbating as a man out of season
Original Lyrics:
Masquerading as a man with a reason
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbating as a man with a reason
Original Lyrics:
Masquerading as a man with a reason
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing equals the madness.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely Hemingways' for You
Original Lyrics:
Surely Heaven waits for You
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be peace when you are gone
Original Lyrics:
For there'll be peace when you are done
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the eve of December
Original Lyrics:
Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossed a bandit like a ship on the ocean.
Original Lyrics:
Tossed about, I'm like a ship on the ocean.
"Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
You already had your rest.
Original Lyrics:
Lay your weary head to rest.
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my dreams
pass before my eyes in true reality
pass before my eyes in true reality
Original Lyrics:
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes a curiosity
Pass before my eyes a curiosity
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my dreams pass before my eyes
in true reality
in true reality
Original Lyrics:
All my dreams pass before my eyes,
a curiosity
a curiosity
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my dreams pass before my eyes in pure reality
Original Lyrics:
All my dreams mass before my eyes a curiosity
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are is Dusty LeRay.
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind.
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are is destined to win
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are is dustin' the wind.
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind.
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all your body won't let another minute by
Original Lyrics:
And all your money won't another minute buy.
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bustin' wind.
All we are is bustin' wind
All we are is bustin' wind
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind.
All we are is dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Destined to win
All we are is destined to win.
All we are is destined to win.
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind.
All we are is dust in the wind.
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ducks in the wind
All we are is ducks in the wind
All we are is ducks in the wind
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dust in the way
All we are is dust in the way
All we are is dust in the way
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dustin Nguyen
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It slips away
And all your money towards another mini bike.
And all your money towards another mini bike.
Original Lyrics:
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy.
And all your money won't another minute buy.
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an embassy
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in the eggplant tree.
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an endless sea.
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in the eggplant tree
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to drop a quarter in an endless sea
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
"Dust In The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever but the immense guy.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.
"Magnum Opus"
Misheard Lyrics:
This foolish game, it's still the same
The goats go flying off in the air.
The goats go flying off in the air.
Original Lyrics:
This foolish game, it's still the same
The notes go flying off in the air.
The notes go flying off in the air.
"Perfect Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bandit lover running through my head.
or
There's a blinded lover running through my head.
or
There's a blinded lover running through my head.
Original Lyrics:
There's a perfect lover running through my head.
"Point Of Know Return"
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Ong
Original Lyrics:
How long?
"Point Of Know Return"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on, hold on
Hold on to the point of no return!
Hold on to the point of no return!
Original Lyrics:
How long? How long?
How long to the point of no return?
How long to the point of no return?
"What's On My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me
My p*nis is showing.
My p*nis is showing.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me
My feelings are showing.
My feelings are showing.
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The Best of Kansas album at Amazon.com
Point Of Know Return album at Amazon.com
Leftoverture album at Amazon.com
Masque album at Amazon.com
Song for America album at Amazon.com
Two for the Show album at Amazon.com
Kansas album at Amazon.com
