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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kansas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 74 misheard song lyrics for Kansas on amIright currently.

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"Belexes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The food and the wine and the blood on your plate.
Original Lyrics:
The fool and the wiseman both burn at the stake.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Carry on) Yeah, I now have a splinter
Original Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
(Carry on) Of the evil suspenders.
Original Lyrics:
(Carry on) You will always remember
(Carry on) Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he complained to the old white man,
'I'd sure believe in Idaho.'
Original Lyrics:
And if I claim to be a wise man,
it surely means that I don't know
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry, you're not worth a cent.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrion tastes like burnt sun
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrion, like an eagle dismembered.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrion, my wayward son
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on a wafered sun.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on a way-ay-oh-oh
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on my way with song.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward sun
There'll be lease when you are done
Lay your weary as you rest
Don't you cry no more.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on my whaler son!
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son!
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on now wayward son, they'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest, dunchu cry no more
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest don't you cry no more
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on thou, wayward son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, let me eat with the Spaniards.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are gone.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward sun
They'll be geese when you are done.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, not an eagle dismembered
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals this blender.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing evil dismembered
The center lights around your vanity
Surely Heaven waits by you.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
But surely Heaven waits for you.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, that the Eagle has landed.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on
Nothing equals the Splenda.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on
Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on
On the Eve of Destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on
Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't 'ya fry no more.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you cry no more.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gary is my gaywad son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry, you're my wayward son.
Original Lyrics:
Carry on, my wayward son.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremiah Wayford's son
There'll be peace when you are gone
Lay your eerie head to rest
Don't you try no more
Original Lyrics:
Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to get a glimpse of honest illusion
Original Lyrics:
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Llamame a abogado
Original Lyrics:
Carry on wayward son
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbating as a man out of season
Original Lyrics:
Masquerading as a man with a reason
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbating as a man with a reason
Original Lyrics:
Masquerading as a man with a reason
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing equals the madness.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your life's a fantasy
But surely Heaven waits for you.
Original Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty, surely heaven waits for you
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty,
surely Hemmingway's for you
Original Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty,
surely heaven waits for you
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer on MTV
Original Lyrics:
Now your life's no longer empty
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the eve of this madness.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing equals the splendor.
I really like what I thought it was better. So disappointed I'm wrong!
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely Hemingway's for you
Original Lyrics:
Surely Heaven waits for You
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely Hemmingway sent you
Original Lyrics:
Surely Heaven waits for You
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be peas when you are dumb
Original Lyrics:
There'll be peace when you are done
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be pizza when you are done
Original Lyrics:
There'll be peace when you are done
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be peace when you are gone
Original Lyrics:
For there'll be peace when you are done
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the eve of December
Original Lyrics:
Nothing equals the splendor.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossed a bandit like a ship on the ocean.
Original Lyrics:
Tossed about, I'm like a ship on the ocean.
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You already had your rest.
Original Lyrics:
Lay your weary head to rest.
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my dreams
pass before my eyes in true reality
Original Lyrics:
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes a curiosity
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my dreams pass before my eyes
in true reality
Original Lyrics:
All my dreams pass before my eyes,
a curiosity
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my dreams pass before my eyes in pure reality
Original Lyrics:
All my dreams mass before my eyes a curiosity
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my dreams...
Pass before my eyes in true reality
Original Lyrics:
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes of curiosity
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are is Dusty LeRay.
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind.
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are is destined to win
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are is dustin' the wind.
Original Lyrics:
All we are is dust in the wind.
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All your buddies want another mini bike
Original Lyrics:
And all your money won't another minute buy.
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all your body won't let another minute by
Original Lyrics:
And all your money won't another minute buy.
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bustin' wind.
All we are is bustin' wind
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind.
All we are is dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Destined to win
All we are is destined to win.
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind.
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ducks in the wind
All we are is ducks in the wind
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dust in the way
All we are is dust in the way
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dustin Nguyen
Original Lyrics:
Dust in the wind
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It slips away
And all your money towards another mini bike.
Original Lyrics:
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy.
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an embassy
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in the eggplant tree
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to drop a quarter in an endless sea
Original Lyrics:
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
"Dust In The Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever but the immense guy.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.
"Magnum Opus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This foolish game, it's still the same
The goats go flying off in the air.
Original Lyrics:
This foolish game, it's still the same
The notes go flying off in the air.
"Perfect Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bandit lover running through my head.
or
There's a blinded lover running through my head.
Original Lyrics:
There's a perfect lover running through my head.
"Point Of Know Return" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Ong
Original Lyrics:
How long?
"Point Of Know Return" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haldol!
Original Lyrics:
How long?
"Point Of Know Return" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on, hold on
Hold on to the point of no return!
Original Lyrics:
How long? How long?
How long to the point of no return?
"Point Of Know Return" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Today I found a message from the Indice from you to me.
Original Lyrics:
Today I found a message floating in the sea from you to me
"Point Of Know Return" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was a dude that said I'm off
Original Lyrics:
Was it you that said How long?
"Point of Know Return" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollow
Original Lyrics:
How long?
"The Devil Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said to me, babe
Original Lyrics:
Satan leave me
"What's On My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me
My p*nis is showing.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me
My feelings are showing.

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