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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Kaiser Chiefs
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kaiser Chiefs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 67 misheard song lyrics for Kaiser Chiefs on amIright currently.
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"Can't Say What I Mean"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not like I'm Tony The Tiger.
Original Lyrics:
It's not like I'm talkin Italian.
"Every Day I Love You Less And Less" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to get infections off my chest
The doctor says all I need is some rest.
The doctor says all I need is some rest.
Original Lyrics:
I've got to get this feeling off my chest
The doctor says all I needs pills and rest.
The doctor says all I needs pills and rest.
"Every Day I Love You Less And Less" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's good to see that you've become obsessed.
Original Lyrics:
It's clear to see that you've become obsessed.
"Everyday I Love You Less And Less" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Amber Paris, love me.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, and my parents love me.
"Everyday I Love You Less and Less" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, naked photo's of me!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, they keep photo's of me!
"Heat Dies Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the heat dies down, I'll be back in town
And until that day, I will rent a bike.
And until that day, I will rent a bike.
Original Lyrics:
When the heat dies down, I'll be back in town
And until that time, I'll be 'round at mine.
And until that time, I'll be 'round at mine.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Angry Tourettes, Angry Tourettes
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot, I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friend of a friend, he got eaten
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Original Lyrics:
Friend of a friend, he got beaten
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friend of a friendly god beater
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Original Lyrics:
Friend of a friend, he got beaten
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humperdincks are relics.
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot.
Sorry, Engelbert!
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could eat a rat.
or
I could be a rat.
or
I could be a rat.
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink to that, I drink to that.
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot, I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope your lips are red.
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'm Dickensian.
Original Lyrics:
They're not very sensible.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I predicted right.
or
I predict all right.
or
I predict alright.
or
I predict all right.
or
I predict alright.
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I predicted right.
or
I predict it right.
or
I predict all right.
or
I predict alright.
or
I predict it right.
or
I predict all right.
or
I predict alright.
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not very pretty on telly.
Original Lyrics:
It's not very pretty, I tell thee.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My dog's got Tourette's.
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, watching the people get Larry
It's not very pretty, I tell thee.
It's not very pretty, I tell thee.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty, I tell thee.
It's not very pretty, I tell thee.
"I Predict a Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friend of a friend, Uncle Peter
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Original Lyrics:
Friend of a friend, he got beaten
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
"I Predict a Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you’re dancing and
Laaaaaa
Laaaaaa
Original Lyrics:
An Old Leodensian
Laaaaaa
Laaaaaa
"I Predict a Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that you’re tense-y and
Laaaaaa
Laaaaaa
Original Lyrics:
An Old Leodensian
Laaaaaa
Laaaaaa
"I Predict a Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got turrets...I've got turrets. .
Original Lyrics:
I predict a riot, I predict a riot.
"I Predict a Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once met a man with no clothes on.
Original Lyrics:
Girls run around with no clothes on.
"I Predict a Riot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting to get in my taxi man in a tracksuit says "tax me"
Original Lyrics:
Waiting to get in my taxi man in a tracksuit attacks me
"Modern Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know cos' i've seen it
It was grey and I want it.
It was grey and I want it.
Original Lyrics:
I know cos' I've seen it
It was great and I want it.
It was great and I want it.
"Modern Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the only way to get another beer.
Original Lyrics:
It's the only way of getting out of here.
"Oh My God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An elephant p***ed all over me.
Original Lyrics:
I've never been this far away from home.
"Oh My God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock me down I get right back up again
Coming up stronger than a powered-up Batman.
Coming up stronger than a powered-up Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Knock me down I'll get right back up again
It comes back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man.
It comes back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man.
"Oh my god" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock me down, I'll get right back up again
Original Lyrics:
Knock me down, I'll get right back up again
"Oh, My God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my God, I can't believe it
I've never been kissed by a vegetable.
I've never been kissed by a vegetable.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my God, I can't believe it
I've never been this far away from home.
I've never been this far away from home.
"Oh, My God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my god, I can't believe it
I've never been kissed by a leprechaun.
I've never been kissed by a leprechaun.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my god, I can't believe it
I've never been this far away from home.
I've never been this far away from home.
"Ruby"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause there's sonic like elves
Occupy in my head
Occupy in my head
Original Lyrics:
'Cause there's so little else
Occupying my head
Occupying my head
"Ruby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could it be, could it be
That you're jumping with me?
That you're jumping with me?
Original Lyrics:
Could it be, could it be
That you're joking with me?
That you're joking with me?
"Ruby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Really, really, really, really?
Original Lyrics:
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby,
"Ruby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rooney, Rooney, Rooney, Rooney
Original Lyrics:
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby,
"Ruby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till the Roman council
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow is canceled
"Ruby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanka, Wanka
Wanka, Wanka
Wanka, Wanka
Original Lyrics:
(Da da daaa, da da daaa)
(Da da daaa, da da daaa)
(Da da daaa, da da daaa)
K' adds: "This part is at the beginning of the song in the introduction. It sounds as though the lead singer sort of shouting the line. But the way the line is being said/sung, if you're not listening carefully, then it's going to sound like he is saying 'wanker, wanker' as opposed to 'Da da daaa, da da daaa'".
"Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be like those guys
I wanna wear my clothes line.
I wanna wear my clothes line.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be like those guys
I wanna wear my clothes tight.
I wanna wear my clothes tight.
"You Can Have It All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken have it all.
Original Lyrics:
You can have it all.
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