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"Riptide"
...closest thing to Michelle Bachmann that you've ever seen...
...closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen...
"Riptide"
And the car won't start
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
And the car won't start
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
And the cow monster
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
And the cow monster
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
And the crowded dumpster
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
And the cum monster
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
And the cum won’t stop
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
And the gila monster
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
And the kettle won't start
or
And the camel won't start
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
I always get a dentist in the dark
I was scared of dentists and the dark
"Riptide"
I love you when you're singin' that song
And I got a lump in my throat because you gonna sing the word "song".
I love you when you're singin' that song
And I got a lump in my throat because you gonna sing the words wrong.
"Riptide"
I love you when you're singing that song
And I got a lump in my throat 'cause you gone and sank the world's wolf.
I love you when you're singin' that song
And I got a lump in my throat because you gonna sing the words wrong.
"Riptide"
I wanna be on MTV
I wanna be your left hand man.
"Riptide"
I wanna be your Latin man
I wanna be your left hand man
"Riptide"
I wanna be your left anime
I wanna be your left hand man
"Riptide"
I wanna be your lieutenant
I wanna be your left hand man
"Riptide"
I wanna be your limp dick man
I wanna be your left hand man
"Riptide"
I wanna be your meth head man
I wanna be your left hand man
"Riptide"
I want to be your lab rat again
I wanna be your left hand man.
"Riptide"
I'm the come monster
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
Midnight, running down to the river
Lady, running down to the riptide
"Riptide"
The cum monster
They come unstuck
"Riptide"
and the cum monster
And they come unstuck
"Riptide"
cum monster
come unstuck
"We’re Going Home"
When I see you latch on, I know I’m home
When I see your light shine, I know I’m home
