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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Janis Joplin that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 54 misheard song lyrics for Janis Joplin on amIright currently.

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"Down On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got lipstick in my pocket for this whole damn world.
Original Lyrics:
Well it looks like everybody in this whole damn world.
"Down On Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, that ain't lipstick in my pocket,
in this whole round world
Original Lyrics:
Well, it looks like everybody,
in this whole round world
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we sang every song that Jabber knew
Original Lyrics:
And we sang every song that driver knew
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby baby kept me from the coal mine
Original Lyrics:
Bobby baby kept me from the cold
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Busted flat and battened blue
Bobby thumbed the deeds of dawn
Pulled my harpoon from a dirty red bandit.
Original Lyrics:
Busted flat in Baton Rouge
Bobby thumbed a diesel down
Pulled my harpoon from my dirty red bandana.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Busted flat and van rouge
Original Lyrics:
Busted flat in Baton Rouge
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Busted flat and vin rouge
Original Lyrics:
Busted flat in Baton Rouge
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dyin''s just another word for nothin' left to lose.
Original Lyrics:
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedom is another word for nothing else to do
Original Lyrics:
Freedom is another word for nothing else to lose
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good enough for me and mayor McCheese
Original Lyrics:
Good enough for me and Bobby MaGee
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Green ain't just another word for nothing left to do.
Original Lyrics:
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Bobby motherf***** Magee
Original Lyrics:
Hey, now, Bobby now, Bobby McGee.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One day a mystery, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
One day up near Salinas, Lord.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One day on Mister Lena's, Lord,
Original Lyrics:
One day a near Selina Lord,
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reading's just another word when there's nothin' else to do
Original Lyrics:
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We sang every song Mick Jagger knew.
Original Lyrics:
We sang every song that driver knew.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We sang every song that driving knew.
Original Lyrics:
We sang every song that driver knew.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she brought her serpentine
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slappin' time
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she rompered, slurpin' time
I was holdin' Bobby's hand in mine...
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slappin' time
Bobby thumbed a diesel down.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whipper Whapper turpentine
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers, slappin' time
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Windshield wipers, turpentine.
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slap in time.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Windshield wipers, turpentine
Bobby thumbed a diesel Dan.
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slappin' time
Bobby thumbed a diesel down.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Windshield wipers, turpentine
or
Windshield wipers slurping time
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slapping time
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Windshield wipers, turpentine
Original Lyrics:
Winshield wipers, slapping time
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish you wouldn't drink turpentine
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slapping time
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrote a song the way to New Orleans
Original Lyrics:
It rode us all the way to New Orleans
"Me and Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Thunder, Diesel Dan
Just before a train
Original Lyrics:
Bobby thumbed a diesel down
Just before it rained
"Me and Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Busted flap in berouge
Bobby thumb and diesel Dan
Original Lyrics:
Busted flat in Baton Rouge
Bobby thumbed a diesel down
Pulled my harpoon from my dirty red bandana.
"Me and Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We sang every song that Jiva knew
Original Lyrics:
And we sang every song that driver knew
"Me and Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When she washed her serpentine
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers, slappin' time
"Me and Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Windshield wiper serpentine
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers slappin' time
"Me and Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wishin' for some turpentine
Original Lyrics:
Windshield wipers, slappin' time
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling, four dollars is trying to find me.
Original Lyrics:
'Dialling For Dollars' is trying to find me.
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I must be a man.
Original Lyrics:
I must make amends.
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends all drive floor shifts I must make amends
Original Lyrics:
My friends all drive Porsches.
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends all drive forces.
Original Lyrics:
My friends all drive Porsches.
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends all drive horseshoes.
Original Lyrics:
My friends all drive Porsches.
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends all drive horses
Original Lyrics:
My friends all drive Porsches
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends all dry four shirts
Original Lyrics:
My friends all drive Porsches.
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friends all ride horses.
Original Lyrics:
My friends all drive Porsches.
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ninety-four dollars is trying to find me.
Original Lyrics:
'Dialling For Dollars' is trying to find me.
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
O Lord, won't you buy me a mercy dispense?
Original Lyrics:
O Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a mercy dispense?
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me and mercy these bands?
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me in mercy these bands
My friends all have horses I must take my hands.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
"Mercedes Benz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a mercey dispence?
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a Mercedes-Benz?
"Piece Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colon, colon, colon, colon.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
"Piece Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colon, colon, colon, colon
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
"Piece Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take another little piece of my hard-on, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby.
"Piece Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take another little piece of my hard-on, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Take another little piece of my heart, now baby.
"Piece Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take another little piece of my hotdog baby
Original Lyrics:
Take another little piece of my heart now baby
"Piece of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rowboat
Original Lyrics:
Come on
"Piece of my Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh ass!
Original Lyrics:
Take it!
"Piece of my Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take another little piece of my hard-on.
Original Lyrics:
Take another little piece of my heart now.

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