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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Norah Jones

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Norah Jones that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 27 misheard song lyrics for Norah Jones on amIright currently.

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"Cold Cold Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I be formaldehyde?
And melt your cold cold heart.
Original Lyrics:
Why cant I free your doubtful mind?
And melt your cold cold heart.
"Cold, Cold Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I be your daffodil
and melt your cold, cold heart?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't I free your doubtful mind
and melt your cold, cold heart?
"Cold, Cold Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I feed you dopamine
And melt your cold, cold heart?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't I free your doubtful mind
And melt your cold, cold heart?
"Cold, Cold Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I feel your daffled mind?
And meld your cold cold heart
Original Lyrics:
Why can't I free your doubtful mind
And melt your cold, cold heart?
"Come Away With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come away with me, Holy Bus.
Original Lyrics:
Come away with me, on a bus.
"Come Away With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come away with me, Honeyputz.
Original Lyrics:
Come away with me, on a bus.
"Come Away With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come away with me, on y Vas.
Original Lyrics:
Come away with me, on a bus.
"Come Away With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come away
where they can't stint us with their lies
Original Lyrics:
Come away
where they can't tempt us with their lies.
"Come Away With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come away
Where they can't stand us with their lives.
Original Lyrics:
Come away
Where they can't tempt us with their lies.
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bug-a-bee-a-bag-a-bones
Driving down the road alone.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road alone.
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll be a bag of bombs
Original Lyrics:
But I'll be a bag of bones
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll be a vagabond.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll be a bag o' bones
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll be a vagabond
Driving down the road along.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll be a bag of bones
Driving down the road alone.
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why I didn't call.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why I didn't come.
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would cross the angry sea.
Original Lyrics:
Out across the endless sea
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would cross the apple seed.
Original Lyrics:
Out across the endless sea
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is drenched in white
Original Lyrics:
My heart is drenched in wine
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is drenched in white
Original Lyrics:
My heart is drenched in wine
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart was drafting by...
Original Lyrics:
My heart is drenched in wine.
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hottie's dressed in white.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is drenched in wine.
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
You belong my mind.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be on my mind.
"Don't Know Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're beyond my mind.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be on my mind.
"Peace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peas when the day is damned
Original Lyrics:
Peace when the day is done
"Sunrise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sublime, sublime
Original Lyrics:
Sunrise, Sunrise
"Toes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My toast just touched the water.
Original Lyrics:
My toes just touched the water.
"Toes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My toaster starts to fall.
or
My toes just start to walk.
Original Lyrics:
My toes just touched the water.
"What Am I to You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bottom line to you
Original Lyrics:
What am I to you?

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