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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Jonas Brothers
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jonas Brothers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 55 misheard song lyrics for Jonas Brothers on amIright currently.
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"Burnin' Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt so fat
Original Lyrics:
I fell so fast
"Burnin' Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fat, so fat
Original Lyrics:
So fast, so fast
"Burnin' Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm slipping into the llama
Original Lyrics:
I'm slipping into the lava
"Burnin' Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm slipping into the lumber
Original Lyrics:
I'm slipping into the lava
"Can't Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna fall asleep
Cause I don't wanna f**k it up
Cause I don't wanna f**k it up
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna fall asleep
Cause I dunno if I'll get up
Cause I dunno if I'll get up
"Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should bottle my boobs
Original Lyrics:
I should bottle my moves
"Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I should burn up my noose
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I should bottle my moves.
"Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I should powder my moose.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I should patent my moves.
"Cool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woken up to the new Jay-Z
Original Lyrics:
Woke up feelin' like a new James Dean
"Games"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so bored with these gays, gays, gays
Original Lyrics:
I'm so bored with these games, games, games
"Games"
Misheard Lyrics:
Splitting my heart and getting an unitelligent grunt
Original Lyrics:
Splitting apart it's getting harder to tell what you want
"Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go into your room, and be so loud
Original Lyrics:
'Cause an empty room, can be so loud.
"Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billboards, tractors
Original Lyrics:
Billboards, packed tours
"Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Politicians, Hurricane Katrina
Original Lyrics:
Politicians stand between the lines
"Just Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been making lots of pants
Original Lyrics:
I've been making lots of plans
"Just Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
There she goes again, the girl I made love with.
Original Lyrics:
There she goes again, the girl I'm in love with.
"Like It's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make every game feel like it's Christmas
Original Lyrics:
You make every day feel like it's Christmas
"Like It’s Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing in there
Original Lyrics:
Love in the air
"Mandy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mandy always laughs at Star Wars people
Never really wanna be on newsstands
And fairytales are never wasted time.
Never really wanna be on newsstands
And fairytales are never wasted time.
Original Lyrics:
Mandy always laughs when I act stupid
I am unaware that I'm a nuisance
With her it's never wasted time
I am unaware that I'm a nuisance
With her it's never wasted time
"Only Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk to the ladies room.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk to an 80s groove.
"Only Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** to an 80s groove.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk to an 80s groove.
"Only Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only Cuban
Original Lyrics:
I'm only human
"S.O.S"
Misheard Lyrics:
So this is where the story ends
A conversation's all I am
Well I'm done with texting "Sorry for the misdemeanor"
Okay, I'm shunned
A conversation's all I am
Well I'm done with texting "Sorry for the misdemeanor"
Okay, I'm shunned
Original Lyrics:
So this is where the story ends
A conversation on IM
Well I'm done with texting "Sorry for the miscommunication"
A conversation on IM
Well I'm done with texting "Sorry for the miscommunication"
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better believe our plan
Original Lyrics:
Better believe I bled
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you I made many plans
For you and me and your lips
For you and me and your lips
Original Lyrics:
I told you I made dinner plans
For you and me and no one else
For you and me and no one else
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a part of life
Original Lyrics:
This is the bottom line
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm done this is a situation tempting conversation
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm done with awkward situations empty conversations
"Sucker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you know it's on the earth
Original Lyrics:
Baby you know it's obvious
"Sucker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I play soccer for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a sucker for you.
"Sucker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a circle for you
Original Lyrics:
I'm a sucker for you
"Sucker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a soccer for you
Original Lyrics:
I’m a sucker for you
"Sucker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna suffer for you
Original Lyrics:
I'm a sucker for you
"The Chosen One"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a one-eyed Dragon
Original Lyrics:
He's the American Dragon.
Theme from the TV series "American Dragon: Jake Long" (second season)
"Waffle House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canada (Only) O' Canada (But you know it's only love)
Original Lyrics:
La-la-la (Only) La-la-la-la (But you know it's only love)
"What I Go To School For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girlfriend’s not that pretty.
Original Lyrics:
Girlfriends I’ve had plenty.
"What I Go To School For"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel those stilts outside.
Original Lyrics:
I can see those tell-tale signs.
"What I Go To School For"
Misheard Lyrics:
I daydream through my freshman life.
Original Lyrics:
I daydream through my freshman math.
"What I Go To School For"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're just looking at me in a different way.
Original Lyrics:
Knows you're looking at me in a different way.
"What a Man Gotta Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught my heart about one, two times
Original Lyrics:
Cut my heart about one, two times
"What a Man Gotta Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd move the earth and Lucifer just to see you smile
'Cause you got no floors, no floors
'Cause you got no floors, no floors
Original Lyrics:
I'd move the earth or lose a fight just to see you smile
'Cause you got no flaws, no flaws
'Cause you got no flaws, no flaws
"What a Man Gotta Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'd give a million dollars just for you to grab me by the collar
And knock on builders, I've got builders
And knock on builders, I've got builders
Original Lyrics:
So I'd give a million dollars just for you to grab me by the collar
And knock on these doors, these doors
And knock on these doors, these doors
"What a Man Gotta Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, what a man gotta do?
What a man gotta do?
To be totally knocked up by you
What a man gotta do?
What a man gotta prove?
To be totally knocked up by you
What a man gotta do?
To be totally knocked up by you
What a man gotta do?
What a man gotta prove?
To be totally knocked up by you
Original Lyrics:
So, what a man gotta do?
What a man gotta do?
To be totally locked up by you
What a man gotta do?
What a man gotta prove?
To be totally locked up by you
What a man gotta do?
To be totally locked up by you
What a man gotta do?
What a man gotta prove?
To be totally locked up by you
"What a Man Gotta Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be Alaskan nights and your first Dubai
Original Lyrics:
To be your last good night and your first good day
"When You Look Me In The Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I find my pair of dice
When you look me in the eyes
When you look me in the eyes
Original Lyrics:
I find my paradise
When you look me in the eyes
When you look me in the eyes
"When You Look Me In The Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you book me in the eyes
You tell me that you love me
Everything's all bright
You tell me that you love me
Everything's all bright
Original Lyrics:
When you look me in the eyes
You tell me that you love me
Everything's all right
You tell me that you love me
Everything's all right
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your great great great grand daughter she was do it fine, do it fine
Original Lyrics:
He said I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they lived underwater
And your great great great granddaughter is doing fine, doing fine
Not much has changed but they lived underwater
And your great great great granddaughter is doing fine, doing fine
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
He said I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but there was no water
And your great great great granddaughter is way fine
Not much has changed but there was no water
And your great great great granddaughter is way fine
Original Lyrics:
He said I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they lived underwater
And your great great great granddaughter is doing fine, doing fine
Not much has changed but they lived underwater
And your great great great granddaughter is doing fine, doing fine
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had tripped to the year 3000
This song had some multiple platforms
Everybody bought our 7th album
It had Apso Kelly Clarkson
This song had some multiple platforms
Everybody bought our 7th album
It had Apso Kelly Clarkson
Original Lyrics:
I took a trip to the year 3000
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody bought our 7th album
It had outsold Kelly Clarkson
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody bought our 7th album
It had outsold Kelly Clarkson
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a s*** til' the year 3000
Original Lyrics:
I took a trip to the year 3000
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the one in the film of scene
Original Lyrics:
Like the one in the film I've seen
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not much has changed but there is a new water
Original Lyrics:
Not much has changed but they lived underwater
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there with a neighbor, Carl Peter
Original Lyrics:
Stood there with my neighbor called Peter
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stood there with my neighbor, Cal Peter
Original Lyrics:
Stood there with my neighbor called Peter
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
There were girls there with brown hair like Star Wars
That throwed up on the floor
That throwed up on the floor
Original Lyrics:
There were girls there with round hair like Star Wars
That float above the floor
That float above the floor
"Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wendy, when a camel
Original Lyrics:
One day, when I came home
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