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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Johnny Hates Jazz

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Johnny Hates Jazz that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Johnny Hates Jazz on amIright currently.

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"Magnetized"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have I come to a naked man
Original Lyrics:
Have I come to make amends
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty hive
Original Lyrics:
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this Sun Sweet High
Original Lyrics:
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart.
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like I could run away, run away,
From all the sex we had
Original Lyrics:
Feels like I could run away, run away,
From this empty heart
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From this antique high
Original Lyrics:
From this empty heart
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From this empty house
Original Lyrics:
From this empty heart
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dreamt the Anheuser Busch
Then maybe things could work, all right!
I thought it was you
For words do cleanup time
or
For words do me no wrong.
Original Lyrics:
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong.
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who'd simply die for love
Original Lyrics:
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong.
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Promises be darned
Original Lyrics:
From this empty heart
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Promises we hide.
Original Lyrics:
From this empty heart
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shadow dreams
Original Lyrics:
Shattered dreams
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to reality
Original Lyrics:
Woke up to reality
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep giving me, giving me
Nothing but shot up dreams.
Original Lyrics:
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams.
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You sent your dad for me
Original Lyrics:
You said you'd die for me
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're givin' me, givin' me
nothing but shot up dreams, shot dreams
Original Lyrics:
You've given me, given me
nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but a shot of dreams
Shot of dreams.
Original Lyrics:
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but shattered dreams
Shattered dreams.
"Shattered Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but Jam and Cream
Jam and Cream
Original Lyrics:
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but shattered dreams
Shattered dreams.

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