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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> John Desire

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Desire that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 20 misheard song lyrics for John Desire on amIright currently.

"Exotic Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinks and Lo
Shake it by the so!
Original Lyrics:
Dreams and love
Shake your body and soul!
"Exotic Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Face the babies, it is okay to kill them.
Original Lyrics:
Face to face, it is the key to the kingdom.
"Exotic Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
To cure Jimjambo, more ham, Moe!
Original Lyrics:
Take your chance and hope, more and more...
"Exotic Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might be getting a little friendly, no
Don't cry now, bath juice just for real life.
Original Lyrics:
You might be getting a little afraid of being loved
Don't cry now, there should be a chance for real life.
"Exotic Japan"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want more hero?
Yes, it's a big Japan!
Original Lyrics:
You were born here
Yes, exotic Japan!
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning cell phone
Original Lyrics:
Fairies, summer folk
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone come here to see me upside down!
Original Lyrics:
Precious love is always heating up my heart!
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
French is always over, see my at my house
Original Lyrics:
Precious love is always heating up my heart!
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay tequila, the feel of my life
Original Lyrics:
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down to hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
Summer wind, burning in hell, gander and smell
You chase Solo
Seaman in my heart tonight.
We drink Ritalin
Here's some food I want to eat.
Burning cell phone
Semen in my pants tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Summer was burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to hot temptation
Okay to give in, be beaten by lust
Summer wind, burning air, a scandal affair
Yo say
Summer love will stimulate my heart tonight
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart
Fairies, summer folk will stimulate my fantasies.
Recording is available on the soundtrack to Dance Dance Revolution 5th Mix.
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pleasures always solitude
Up my ho!
Original Lyrics:
Precious love is always eating
Up my heart.
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pressure glove is always feeling up my aunt!
or
Pressure glove is always or sneaking up my a***!
or
Pressure glove is always eating up my a***!
Original Lyrics:
Precious love is always heating up my heart!
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Quack now, it's you and me
Get bad and cyber me.
Original Lyrics:
Fagged out, that's you and me
Gave you the better side of me.
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the pig and turn around, out of the way
Original Lyrics:
Make a change and turn around, under a wave
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trisha's dog is always peeing on my house.
Original Lyrics:
Precious love is always eating up my heart.
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drink Ritalin
Original Lyrics:
Wishing, revealing
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say solo
People in my heart tonight
Misery mermaiad
F***ing on the phone
We drink ritalin
It's the food I want to eat
B****es always on my sea
Up my ho!
Original Lyrics:
Yo say summer love
Will stimulate my heart tonight
Mysterious mermaid
Barefoot all alone
Wishing, revealing
It's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating
Up my heart.
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say, 'So long
Seaman in my heart tonight'.
Mystery is male maid f***ing all night long
Ouija reveling
Here's some food I want to eat.
Retro mogs are always speeding
Up my log!

Furry cell phone
seaman loves to fantasize
Mystery is male maid humpin' all night long.
Original Lyrics:
You say, 'Summer love will stimulate my heart tonight'.
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart

Fairies, summer folk will stimulate my fantasies
Mysterious mermaid barefoot all alone
Wishing revealing it's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating up my heart.
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take Zoloft.
Original Lyrics:
Yo say
Summer love
"Hot Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take tylenol!
People in my heart tonight!
Mystery of melon may
Bump along!
We take ritalin!
All the food is walkin' in!
Break your dog, he's over here
Up my nose.
Original Lyrics:
Yo say summer love
Will stimulate my heart tonight
Mysterious mermaid
Barefoot all alone
Wishing, revealing
It's the fruit I want to eat
Precious love is always eating
Up my heart.

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