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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 24 misheard song lyrics for Jet on amIright currently.

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"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1, 2, 3. Yeah, you had the count of 3
Original Lyrics:
1,2,3, take my hand and come with me.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1,2,3, Tim and Hanna come with me.
Original Lyrics:
1,2,3, take my hand and come with me.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gonna be my squirrel?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gonna be my girl?
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big black boobs, long blond hair
Original Lyrics:
Big black boots, long brown hair
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big round boobs, long blond hair
She's not wearing her underwear!
Original Lyrics:
Big black boots, long brown hair
She's so sweet with her get back stare!
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big, round boobs
Long, blonde hair
I can see her underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Big, black boots
Long, brown hair
She's so sweet with her get back stare.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you don't need a mother.
Original Lyrics:
Now you don't need that money.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, three
Tell my hand to count to three.
Original Lyrics:
One, two, three
Take my hand and come with me.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, three
Turn your head and count to three.
Original Lyrics:
One, two, three
Take my hand and come with me.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so sweet with her death black stare.
Original Lyrics:
She's so sweet with her get back stare.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me how to count to three.
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand and come with me.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, have a coke with me.
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand and come with me.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, 1, 2,3, I'm gonna cut the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Well, so 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me.
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
‘Cause you look so fired that I really wanna read your mind
I said you look so fired that I really wanna read your mind
Original Lyrics:
‘Cause you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine
I said you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big black boobs
Original Lyrics:
Big black boots
"Cold Hard B****" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Corn-eyed b****
Original Lyrics:
Cold-hard b****
"Cold Hard B****" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Couthard b****
Just a name on her list.
Original Lyrics:
Cold hard b****
Just a kiss on the lips.
"Cold Hard B*i*t*c*h" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One-eyed b*i*t*c*h
Original Lyrics:
Cold hard b*i*t*c*h
"Cold Hard B*i*t*c*h" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a cold hard b****
S0he doesn't kiss on the lips
And I was on my knees
Screamin', 'Lady! Lady!'
Original Lyrics:
Cold hard b****
Just a kiss on the lips
And I was on my knees
I'm waiting, give me.
"Cold Hard Bitch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta be down
Original Lyrics:
Gotta leave town
"Cold Hard Bitch" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the kids on the list
Original Lyrics:
Just a kiss on the lips
"Look What You've Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me back my point of view.
If it just won't sing for you.
Original Lyrics:
Give me back my point of view.
'Cause I just can't think for you.
"Look What You've Done" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my Frodo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you.
Original Lyrics:
Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you.
"Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s a little bit gone
Original Lyrics:
She’s a loaded gun

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