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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Wyclef Jean

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wyclef Jean that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 25 misheard song lyrics for Wyclef Jean on amIright currently.

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"Diallo"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what is for seasons
let it be for seasons....
Original Lyrics:
So what is for Caesar,
let it be for Caesar....
"Diallo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know what?
You told me, that I wouldn't understand, no
The nights are crying, and the streets very oh-oh-old.....
Original Lyrics:
You know what?
You told me, that I wouldn't understand, man
Tonight some cry, in the streets a funeral....
"Gone 'Til November" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hip hop turns to the future of rock I like the Smashing Pumpkins.
Original Lyrics:
Hip-hop turns to the future rock when I smash a punk
"Gone 'Till November" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell my cousin, Jerry, wear his condom
If you don't wear condom, you'll see a Redrum
Original Lyrics:
Tell my cousin, Jerry, wear his condom
If you don't wear condom, you'll see a red lump
"Gone Til November" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hip-hop turns to the future of rock when I smash a pumpkin
Original Lyrics:
Hip-hop turns to the future of rock when I smash a punk
"Guantanamera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If your name was Charlie
We'd be playin' Street Fighter.
Original Lyrics:
If your name was Chun-Li
We'd be playin' Street Fighter.
Charlie is the name of a character from one of the later Street Fighter sequels. So the interpretation makes sense, it's just wrong.
"Guantanamera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Juan Caballero
Juanita,Juan Caballero Juan Cab-a-llero
Juanita,Juan Cab-a-llero
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera Guajila,
Guantanamera Guan-tana-mera...
Guajila Guan-tana-mera...
"Guantanamera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One kind of meadow Not even one kind of meadow
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera Guajila, Guantanamera Guan-tana-mera... Guajila Guan-tana-mera...
"Guantanamera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton of mayo
Original Lyrics:
Guantanamera
"Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back seat erections are hard.
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back seat with directions on
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Backseat, the trance is on.
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Backseet put your rap shoes on
Original Lyrics:
Maxine put your dance shoes on
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll repeat!
Original Lyrics:
Drop the beat!
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause she dances loco
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cuz she dances go-go
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause she tends the cocoa
Don't make her a homo
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cause she dance the go-go
Don't make her a ho, no
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cause she dances loco don't mean that she's a ho, no
...
She gave me that vip card
And told me if I ever got lonely
Don't hesitate to call
Original Lyrics:
Just cause she dances gogo don't mean that she's a ho, no
...
She gave me that vip card
And told me if I ever got problems
Don't hesitate to come by
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cause she dances, mofo, don't mean that she's a ho, no
She gave me that V.I.P. card
And told me if I ever got lonely
Don't hesitate to call.
Original Lyrics:
Just cause she dances gogo don't mean that she's a ho, no
She gave me that V.I.P. card
And told me if I ever got problems
Don't hesitate to come by.
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cause she threw a no-no.
Don't make her Mario Soto.
Original Lyrics:
Just cause she dances gogo
don't mean that she's a ho, no
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxine, put you red shoes on, hun.
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
"Perfect Gentleman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your red shoes on
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maxine, put your dance shoes on.
Original Lyrics:
Maxine, put your red shoes on
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shag Paula
Wasn't you a preacher?
Original Lyrics:
Shot caller
Wasn't you a preacher?
"Perfect Gentleman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten grand, let me see you shake it
Like you got no balls
Original Lyrics:
Ten grand, let me see you shake it
Like you got no bones
If the dancer was a guy it would probably make more sense...
"Runaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Ladies and gentleman!
Introducing first, weighing at fire!'
Original Lyrics:
'Ladies and gentleman!
Introducing Earth, Wind, and Fire!'

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