Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Jay-Z
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There are 49 misheard song lyrics for Jay-Z on amIright currently.
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"99 Problems"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I look like a margarita sir?
Original Lyrics:
Do I look like a mind-reader sir?
"99 Problems"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 bottles, but the b**** ain't done.
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 bottles, but the b**** ain't done.
Original Lyrics:
If you're havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a b**** ain't one.
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a b**** ain't one.
"Big Pimpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Simpson, spreading cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's.
"Big Pimpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Simpson, spreading cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's
"Big Pimpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin' feta cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spendin' g's
"Big Pimpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spendin' cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's.
"Big Pimpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimple, spread the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's.
"Big Pimpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
We be big pimpin', spending cheese
We be big pimpin' on B.E.D's
We doin' big pimpin' up in N.Y.C
It's the Jigga Man pimp sayn' it be just you and me.
We be big pimpin' on B.E.D's
We doin' big pimpin' up in N.Y.C
It's the Jigga Man pimp sayn' it be just you and me.
Original Lyrics:
We be big pimpin', spending G's
We be big pimpin' on B.L.A.D's
We doin' big pimpin' up in N.Y.C
It's the Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N-B.
We be big pimpin' on B.L.A.D's
We doin' big pimpin' up in N.Y.C
It's the Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N-B.
"Big Pimpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Pimpin ham and cheese
Check em out now
Big Pimpin on BLT's
Check em out now
Big Pimpin on BLT's
Original Lyrics:
Big Pimpin, we spendin cheese
Check em out now
Big Pimpin on blad's
Check em out now
Big Pimpin on blad's
"Big Pimpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big limpin, grating some cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimping spending cheese
"Big Pimpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin spanish cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin spendin G's
or
Big pimpin spendin' cheese
or
Big pimpin spendin' cheese
"Big Pimpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin stankin cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin spendin G's
or
Big pimpin spendin' cheese
or
Big pimpin spendin' cheese
"Big Pimpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pumpkin' spittin' seeds
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin' spendin' cheese
"Big Pimpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
We be big pimpin'
Spreading the cheese
Spreading the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin spendin G's
or
Big pimpin spendin' cheese
or
Big pimpin spendin' cheese
"Big Pimpin"
Misheard Lyrics:
we doing big pimpin' spreading the cheese,
big pimpin' on b-l-a-d's we doing big pimpin' up in NYC
its just the jigga man,
tanto me you and p
big pimpin' on b-l-a-d's we doing big pimpin' up in NYC
its just the jigga man,
tanto me you and p
Original Lyrics:
We doin' big pimpin, we spendin' cheese (Check 'em out now )
Big pimpin' On B.L.A.P.'s
We doin' big pimpin' up in NYC
It's just that Jigga-man, Pimp-C and B.U.N.B.
Check em out now
Big pimpin' On B.L.A.P.'s
We doin' big pimpin' up in NYC
It's just that Jigga-man, Pimp-C and B.U.N.B.
Check em out now
"Brush Your Shoulders Off (Clean Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Middle finga to the law
N****, rip 'em apart.
N****, rip 'em apart.
Original Lyrics:
Middle finga to the law
N****, grippin' my b***s.
N****, grippin' my b***s.
"Can I Get A What What"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a what what from all the chickens to the doves
or
Can I get a woof woof from all my sisters to my gloves
or
Can I get a woof woof from all my sisters to my gloves
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a F*** you to these B****es from all my ni***Z
"Can I Get A What What"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like a lot of piranna
Original Lyrics:
I like a lot of Prada
"Change Clothes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Change clothes, there's a globe
or
Change clothes, where's the dough?
or
Change clothes, where's the dough?
Original Lyrics:
Change clothes, and go.
"Change Of Clothes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's change clothes and go
'Cause we exchanged clothes years ago.
'Cause we exchanged clothes years ago.
Original Lyrics:
Let's change clothes and go
Let's change numbers and go.
Let's change numbers and go.
"Change Of Clothes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's change clothes and go
Let's exchange numbers and go.
Let's exchange numbers and go.
Original Lyrics:
let's change clothes and go
Let's change numbers and go.
Let's change numbers and go.
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
If u feeling like a female tiger
Original Lyrics:
If you feeling like a pimp n*****
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you feeling like a wimp Tigger
Original Lyrics:
If you feeling like a pimp n****
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Middle finger to the Lord, n****.
Original Lyrics:
Middle finger to the law, n****.
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Middle finger to the Lord
N**** grippin' my b***s.
N**** grippin' my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Middle finger to the law
N**** grippin' my b***s.
N**** grippin' my b***s.
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get that turn off your shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
You better get that dirt off your shoulder.
"Encore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I come back like Jordan, winnin' the 4-5.
Original Lyrics:
When I come back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5.
"Girlz Girlz Girlz"
Misheard Lyrics:
To get with me you better be cheap lots of dough
Original Lyrics:
To get with me you better be chief lots of dough
"Give It To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drug off Chris, Mommie on 'e'
Can't keep her nipple bottle hands off me.
Can't keep her nipple bottle hands off me.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk off cris', Mommie on 'e'
Can't keep her little model hands off me.
Can't keep her little model hands off me.
"Give It To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had a desperado
Original Lyrics:
I wish I never met her at all
"H to the Izzo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your damn pants on
or
Get your damn pants off
or
Get your damn pants off
Original Lyrics:
Get your damn hands up
"I Just Wanna Luv Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimmie that funk
That sweet, that nasty, Gucci stuff.
That sweet, that nasty, Gucci stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme that funk
That sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
That sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
"I Just Wanna Luv Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me that funk
That sweet that nasty that Christian stuff.
That sweet that nasty that Christian stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme that funk
That sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
That sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
"I Just Wanna Luv Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me that funk
That sweet that nasty that gutchy stuff.
That sweet that nasty that gutchy stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme that funk
That sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
That sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
"In My Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Osspedaydees
Osspedaydees all night
Osspedaydees all night
Original Lyrics:
What's the meaning
What's the meaning of life?
What's the meaning of life?
"It's a Hard Knock Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard knock white
or
It's a hard knock wife
or
It's a hard not life
or
It's the heart of life
or
It's the heart of life
Original Lyrics:
It's a hard knock life
"Lucifer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dooseepa Dooseepadatahdamahning
I'm gonna take you outta burn
or
Lucy, lucy is a bat in the morning
I'm gonna rake you out of Earth.
I'm gonna take you outta burn
or
Lucy, lucy is a bat in the morning
I'm gonna rake you out of Earth.
Original Lyrics:
Lucifer, Lucifer don of de morning!
I'm gonna, chase you out of - Earth.
I'm gonna, chase you out of - Earth.
"Lucifer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy ba lucy ba-nah-nahday morning
I bonna dakoo outta first.
I bonna dakoo outta first.
Original Lyrics:
Lucifer, Lucifer don of de morning!
I'm gonna, chase you out of - Earth.
I'm gonna, chase you out of - Earth.
"Money Ain't A Thang"
Misheard Lyrics:
Money in tha bank
Original Lyrics:
Money ain't a thang
"Money Ain't A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buckle hard in the doule lard, pass the rings.
With the window cracked, holler back,
money ain't a thing
With the window cracked, holler back,
money ain't a thing
Original Lyrics:
Bubble hard in the double r flashin' the rings.
With the window cracked holler back, money ain't a thang
With the window cracked holler back, money ain't a thang
"Show Me What You Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me what you got, Li'l Mama
Show me what you got, bird lady.
Show me what you got, bird lady.
Original Lyrics:
Show me what you got, Li'l Mama
Show me what you got, pretty lady.
Show me what you got, pretty lady.
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The Black Album album at Amazon.com
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Reasonable Doubt album at Amazon.com
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Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse album at Amazon.com
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