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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Jay-Z

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jay-Z that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 62 misheard song lyrics for Jay-Z on amIright currently.

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"99 Problems" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I look like a margarita sir?
Original Lyrics:
Do I look like a mind-reader sir?
"99 Problems" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got 99 donuts 'cause the bitch ate one.
Original Lyrics:
I got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one.
"99 Problems" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 bottles, but the b**ch ain't done.
Original Lyrics:
If you're havin' girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
"Beach Chair"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear my agent sing.
Original Lyrics:
I hear my angel sing.
Features guest vocals from Chris Martin of Coldplay.
"Bib Pimpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
We be big pimpin', spinnin' cheese
Original Lyrics:
We be big pimpin', spendin' cheese
Spinnin' cheese would be a funny thing to be doing.
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Pimpin ham and cheese
Check em out now
Big Pimpin on BLT's
Original Lyrics:
Big Pimpin, we spendin cheese
Check em out now
Big Pimpin on blad's
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Simpson, spreading cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's.
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Simpson, spreading cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big limpin, grating some cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimping spending cheese
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin' feta cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin' spanish cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin' spending G's
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin' spinning cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's.
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin' stankin' cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin' spending G's
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spendin' cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's.
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pimple, spread the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's.
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pumpkin spittin' seeds
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin' spending G's
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
FDSAF
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin', spending G's.
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We be big pimpin' spreading the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Big pimpin' spending G's
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We be big pimpin', spending cheese
We be big pimpin' on B.E.D's
We doin' big pimpin' up in N.Y.C
It's the Jigga Man pimp sayn' it be just you and me.
Original Lyrics:
We be big pimpin', spending G's
We be big pimpin' on B.L.A.D's
We doin' big pimpin' up in N.Y.C
It's the Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N-B.
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We doin' big pimpin',
we spendin' cheese (Check 'em out now)
Big pimpin'
so I can eat BLT's
Original Lyrics:
We doin' big pimpin',
we spendin' G's (Check 'em out now)
Big pimpin'
On B.L.A.P.'s
"Big Pimpin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We doing big pimpin' spreading the cheese,
big pimpin' on b-l-a-d's we doing big pimpin' up in NYC
its just the jigga man,
tanto me you and p
Original Lyrics:
We doin' big pimpin, we spendin' G's (Check 'em out now )
Big pimpin' On B.L.A.P.'s
We doin' big pimpin' up in NYC
It's just that Jigga-man, Pimp-C and B.U.N.B.
Check 'em out now
"Can I Get A..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a what what from all the chickens to the doves
or
Can I get a woof woof from all my sisters to my gloves
or
Can I get a woof woof from all my sisters to my gloves
Original Lyrics:
Can I get a F*** you to these B****es from all my ni***Z
"Can I Get A..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like a lot of piranha
Original Lyrics:
I like a lot of Prada
"Change Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Change clothes, there's a globe
or
Change clothes, where's the dough?
Original Lyrics:
Change clothes, and go.
"Change Clothes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's change clothes and go
Exchange numbers and go.
Original Lyrics:
Let's change clothes and go
Let's change numbers and go.
"Dead Presidents II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like confetti, mines a steady grow, bet he glow
Pay five dead it from blow, better believe I have
A level 60 to show, my doe flip like Tae-Kwon
Jay-Z The Icon, baby, you like Dom, maybe this Cristal's
Original Lyrics:
Like confetti, mines a steady grow, bet he glow
Pay five dead it from blow, better believe I have
Eleven sixty to show, my doe flip like Tae-Kwon
Jay-Z The Icon, baby, you like Dom, maybe this Cristal's
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If u feeling like a female tiger
Original Lyrics:
If you feeling like a pimp n**ger
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you feeling like a wimp Tigger
Original Lyrics:
If you feeling like a pimp n**ga
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Middle finga to the law
N**ga, rip 'em apart.
Original Lyrics:
Middle finga to the law
N**ga, grippin' my b*l*s.
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Middle finger to the Lord, n**ga.
Original Lyrics:
Middle finger to the law, n**ga
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Middle finger to the Lord
N**ga grippin' my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Middle finger to the law
N**ga grippin' my b*l*s.
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get that turn off your shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
You better get that dirt off your shoulder.
"Dirt off Your Shoulder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the back alley
Original Lyrics:
Then I back out it
"Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm from New York
Humphrey candle wins three tomatoes, there's nothing you can't do
Original Lyrics:
I'm from New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there's nothing you can't do
"Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've become a Winfrey tomato
Original Lyrics:
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
"Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've become a wet dream tomato
Original Lyrics:
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
"Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Jesus paying LeBron
Original Lyrics:
If Jeezy's paying LeBron
"Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
In New York, gonna grow me some tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made, oh
"Encore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I come back like Jordan, winnin' the 4-5.
Original Lyrics:
When I come back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5.
"Girls, Girls, Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls I do on tour
Original Lyrics:
I love girls, girls, girls, girls
Girls, I do adore
"Girlz Girlz Girlz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To get with me you better be cheap lots of dough
Original Lyrics:
To get with me you better be chief lots of dough
"Give It To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drug off Chris, Mommie on 'e'
Can't keep her nipple bottle hands off me.
Original Lyrics:
Drunk off cris', Mommie on 'e'
Can't keep her little model hands off me.
"Give It To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had a desperado
Original Lyrics:
I wish I never met her at all
"H to the Izzo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your damn pants on
or
Get your damn pants off
or
Get your damn pants off
Original Lyrics:
Get your damn hands up
"Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trigger
Original Lyrics:
Jigga
"Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all my nickels with the rubber grips, for shots
And if you whip me mom I rub on your ticks, what not?
Original Lyrics:
Where all my niggers with the rubber grips, bust shots
And if you with me mom I rub on your tits, and what not?
"I Just Wanna Luv Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimmie that funk
That sweet, that nasty, Gucci stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme that funk
That sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
"I Just Wanna Luv Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me that funk
That sweet that nasty that Christian stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme that funk
That sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
"I Just Wanna Luv Ya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me that funk
That sweet that nasty that gutchy stuff.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme that funk
That sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
"In My Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Osspedaydees
Osspedaydees all night
Original Lyrics:
What's the meaning
What's the meaning of life?
"It's a Hard Knock Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard knock white
or
It's a hard knock wife
or
It's a hard not life
or
It's the heart of life
or
It's the heart of life
Original Lyrics:
It's a hard knock life
"Lucifer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dooseepa Dooseepadatahdamahning
I'm gonna take you outta burn
or
Lucy, lucy is a bat in the morning
I'm gonna rake you out of Earth.
Original Lyrics:
Lucifer, Lucifer dawn of the morning!
I'm gonna, chase you out of Earth.
"Lucifer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucy ba lucy ba-nah-nahday morning
I bonna dakoo outta first.
Original Lyrics:
Lucifer, Lucifer don of de morning!
I'm gonna, chase you out of - Earth.
"Money Ain't A Thang" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money in tha bank
Original Lyrics:
Money ain't a thang
"Run This Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we squid up
Original Lyrics:
Now we squared up
"Show Me What You Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me what you got, Li'l Mama
Show me what you got, bird lady.
Original Lyrics:
Show me what you got, Li'l Mama
Show me what you got, pretty lady.
"Swagger Like Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
HOVA! My son had a daughter, and my daughter had a soda!
Original Lyrics:
HOVA! Could you even have any doubt? After doubt if it's over!
Wow, I was completely off!

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