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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Michael Jackson And Paul McCartney

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Michael Jackson And Paul McCartney that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 22 misheard song lyrics for Michael Jackson And Paul McCartney on amIright currently.

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"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the G*ddam* girl is mine.
Original Lyrics:
Because the doggone girl is mine.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the bargained girl is mine
Original Lyrics:
Because the doggone girl is mine
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the dark blonde girl is mine
Original Lyrics:
Because the doggone girl is mine
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the dark hair girl is mine
Original Lyrics:
Because the doggone girl is mine
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the dark, long, dirty mind
Original Lyrics:
Because the doggone girl is mine
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I love you and Leslie.
Original Lyrics:
But I love you endlessly.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog gone 79
Original Lyrics:
The doggone girl is mine.
Editor's note: The performers of this duet should be credited as Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney, in that order, because that's the order they're shown on the single cover. Please be consistent in doing so.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night she walks right in between and
But we book go to Canada.
Original Lyrics:
Every night she walks right in my dreams and
But we both can't have her.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night she washed my in-betweens.
Original Lyrics:
Every night she walks right in my dreams.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night she washes my in-betweens.
Original Lyrics:
Every night she walks right in my dreams.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night she washes my in-betweens
or
Every night she wanders in my dreams
Original Lyrics:
Every night she walks right in my dreams
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night she'd wash my in-betweens.
Original Lyrics:
Every night she'd watch me in my dreams.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, she sees my in betweens.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, she walks right in my dreams.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, she wash my in-betweens.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, she walks right in my dreams.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, you wash my in-betweens.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, she walks right in my dreams.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a leopard, not a fighter.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love in wheelchairs
Original Lyrics:
Loving we will share
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Girl is mine, dark brown girl is mine
Original Lyrics:
The girl is mine, the doggone girl is mine
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The curl is mine.
Original Lyrics:
The girl is mine.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dark town girl is mine.
Original Lyrics:
The doggone girl is mine.
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dumb blonde girl is mine
Original Lyrics:
The doggone girl is mine
"The Girl Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl is mine
The tall dark girl is mine.
Original Lyrics:
The girl is mine
Because the doggone girl is mine.

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