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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Jackson 5

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There are 85 misheard song lyrics for Jackson 5 on amIright currently.

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"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As simple as your rabies
Original Lyrics:
As simple as do re mi
"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael: Your education ain't complete T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
J5: Show you, show you
Michael: How to get it in!
Original Lyrics:
Michael: Your education ain't complete T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
J5: Show you, show you
Michael: How to get an A!
"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
How to get it in
Original Lyrics:
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
How to get an A
"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your funky locker
Original Lyrics:
You came to school to learn girl
"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm gonna be your glimpse after see
Original Lyrics:
Like "I" before "E" except after "C"
"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't be scorching my girl
Original Lyrics:
You went to school to learn, girl
"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your education A to C
C-C-C C's a gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get it in!
Original Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an A!
"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get it in!
Original Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an A!
"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Tito's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get in!
Original Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an A!
"ABC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
Get out of my way!
Original Lyrics:
Your education ain't complete
T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you
Show you, show you
How to get an 'A'!
"Corner Of The Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta find my quarter.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta find my corner.
"Dancing Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Danson, Danson, Danson
Original Lyrics:
Dancing, dancing, dancing
"Dancing Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Frame-a-matic, Gatza-fratic
Original Lyrics:
Rhythmetic, acrobatic
"Dancing Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fuller color self contained
Tune that channel to the bops.
Original Lyrics:
Full of color self contained
Tuned and gentle to your vibes.
"Dancing Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fully coded self contained
Tuned and channeled to your vibes
Original Lyrics:
Full of color self contained
Tuned and gentle to your vibes
"Dancing Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a damn, damn, damn, damned dancing machine.
Original Lyrics:
She's a dan-dan-dan-dan-dancing machine.
"Dancing Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's it, that's it, that's it
Original Lyrics:
Dancing, dancing, dancing
"Dancing Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch her get down, watch her get down
As she do, do, do her thing
Under the sea
Original Lyrics:
Watch her get down, watch her get down
As she do, do, do her thing
Right on the scene
"Dancing Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What you get now? What you get now?
As you doot, doot, doot, oh doot
Butter the scene
Original Lyrics:
Watch her get down, watch her get down
As she do, do, do her thing
Right on the scene
"Got To Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be dead.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be there.
"I Am Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am love.
Sho' 'nuff wanna f**k you
Original Lyrics:
I am love.
Sure I might wanna find you
"I Am Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am love. Stringin' myself around you.
I am love. Sure I might want to find you
or
I am love. Stringin' myself around you.
I am love. 'Sho 'nuff wanna f**k you
or
I am love. Stringin' myself around you.
I am love. 'Sho 'nuff wanna f**k you
Original Lyrics:
I am love. Sprinkle myself around you.
I am love. Shower my warmth upon you
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what a laugh it wouldn't be
Original Lyrics:
Oh what a laugh it would have been
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a pee
Original Lyrics:
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath the myths of Snow White
Original Lyrics:
Underneath his beard so snowy white
"I Wanna Be Where You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna beat, I wanna beat off
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be, I wanna be, oh
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1, 2, 3, 4 me to vacuum your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, back in your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everett treats you from ni-how they just hang up the girl,
Follow with a girl I can't even bought around,
Oh let me day now
Original Lyrics:
Every street you walk on I leave tearstains on the ground,
Following the girl I don't even want around,
Oh let me tell you now
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kunichiwa!
Original Lyrics:
I want you back.
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me show you, girl, that I no longer bite.
Original Lyrics:
Let me show you, girl, that I know wrong from right.
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now since I've seen you it is on
or
Now since I've seen you it is all
Original Lyrics:
Now that I see you in his arms.
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, I won't fly to Mexico
Now that I see you anymore.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, I was blind to let you go
Now that I see you in his arms.
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, give me one more chance
You sure you don't love me?
1, 2, 3, for me to vacuum your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, give me one more chance
To show you that I love you
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh darlin', I was flyin' to Mexico.
Original Lyrics:
Oh darlin', I was blind to let you go.
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, three, let me back in your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please let me back in your heart?
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh baby I would fly to Mexico (Mexico, baby)
Original Lyrics:
Ooh baby I was blind to let you go (let you go, baby)
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, baby, I'm inclined to let you go.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh baby, I was blind to let you go.
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone kicked you from the butt
Original Lyrics:
Someone picked you from the bunch
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to live without your love
Is one darn stupid thang.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to live without your love
Is one long sleepless night.
"I Want You Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to live without your love is one long stupid fight.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to live without your love is one long sleepless night.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alfie there, Alfie there
Whenever you need me, Alfie there
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there, I'll be there
Whenever you need me, I'll be there
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dead.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your stripper
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your strength
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let go of your shoulders, honey!
Original Lyrics:
Just look over your shoulders, honey!
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look over ya soldiers honey, sue.
Original Lyrics:
Just look over ya shoulders honey, ooh.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look over your shoulders honey, Boob!
Original Lyrics:
Just look over your shoulders honey, ooh.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look over your shoulders honey, poo!
Original Lyrics:
Just look over your shoulders honey, ooh.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We must bring starvation back.
Original Lyrics:
We must bring salvation back.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a non sure for love of respect you
Original Lyrics:
With an unselfish love that respects you.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a not selfish love that respects you.
Original Lyrics:
With an unselfish love that respects you.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I must make a pack.
Original Lyrics:
You and I must make a pact.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I must make a pack
Original Lyrics:
You and I must make a pact
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I must make a pact
We gotta get South Asia back
Original Lyrics:
You and I must make a pact.
We gotta get salvation back
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I must make amends
Original Lyrics:
You and I must make a pact
"Maybe Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haw!
S'you are the book that I reteach day
Original Lyrics:
Cause
You are the book that I read each day
"Maybe Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I help you to write, I conceive
Original Lyrics:
I held you too tight, I can see
"Maybe Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I only know my head when it's here on Earth
This time you'll look into my eye
Original Lyrics:
I only know my heaven is here on Earth
Each time you look into my eyes
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can save the Bible.
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye.
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can save your life
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never can stay. Goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
I never can say goodbye.
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It says turn around you fool you know your love is all I want
Original Lyrics:
It says turn around you fool you know you love her more and more
"Never Can Say Goodbye" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It says turn her up, you fool
You know you'll love her more and more
Original Lyrics:
It says turn around you fool
you know you love her more and more
"Rockin' Robin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the little birdies on Gay-Bird Street
Original Lyrics:
All the little birds on Jaybird Street
"Rockin' Robin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the little birds on Jailbird Street
Original Lyrics:
All the little birds on Jaybird Street
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah frog is caught in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
Santa Claus is coming to town.
"Shake Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
i love my mouse
Original Lyrics:
let s dance let s shout
yes
"Sugar Daddy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brand new blue sabatcha
Fine, fine, through your mind
Original Lyrics:
Brand new boots I bought ya
Fine, fine, blew your mind
"The Life Of The Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be the wife of the party
or
You'll meet the wife on the potty
Original Lyrics:
You'll be the life of the party
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But chasing forth to get so hard
You tried so hard you quit
Original Lyrics:
But chasing boys was just a fad
You crossed your heart you'd quit.
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darlin' look both ways before you cross, please!
Original Lyrics:
Darlin' look both ways before you cross me.
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling make it snow, or someday you'll be on your own
Original Lyrics:
Darling take it slow or someday you'll be on your own
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deliver you a flirt
Original Lyrics:
They'll label you a flirt.
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Khrushchev, boy, discovered
You're way ahead of your time.
Original Lyrics:
Christopher discovered
You're way ahead of your time.
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the love you save me be-a-round.
Original Lyrics:
Stop! The love you save may be your own.
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael: You'd better stop!
the love you save may be your own!
Jermaine: Please, please
Or something something baby,
You'll be all alone
Original Lyrics:
Michael: You'd better stop!
the love you save may be your own!
Jermaine: Please, please
Or some day, some day baby,
You'll be all alone
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, the love just let me be your own.
Original Lyrics:
You'd better stop, the love you save may be your own.
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll label you a Furt.
Original Lyrics:
They'll label you a flirt.
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll label you a fart.
Original Lyrics:
They'll label you a flirt.
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we slays hang in preschool
Original Lyrics:
When we played tag in grade school
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we were bag in preschool
Original Lyrics:
When we played tag in grade school
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we were in Italian grade school
Original Lyrics:
When we played tag in grade school
"The Love You Save" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
hmmm hmm hmm hmm, scale Bert
Original Lyrics:
Christopher discovered
You're way ahead of your time.
"What You Don't Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you don't no-no-no-no no-no-no-no more perfume
Original Lyrics:
What you don't know-know-know-know know-know-know-know won't hurt you

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