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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Interpol that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 49 misheard song lyrics for Interpol on amIright currently.

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"A Time To Be So Small" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forcing an erection, he wasn't even there.
Original Lyrics:
Forcing interaction, he wasn't even there.
"A Time To Be So Small" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nursing an erection, he wasn't even there.
Original Lyrics:
Rehearsing interaction, he wasn't even there.
"C'mere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now seasoned with hair
Two lovers walk a lakeside mile.
Original Lyrics:
Now season with health
Two lovers walk a lakeside mile.
"C'mere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two lovers walk the lone side of life.
Original Lyrics:
Two lovers walk a lakeside mile.
"Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels on trial.
Original Lyrics:
But hey, who's on trial?
"Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey me, why can't we look the other way?
Original Lyrics:
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
"Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit me with the baseline.
Original Lyrics:
Sensitive to fate, not.
"Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandy, can't we look the other way.
Original Lyrics:
Saying meanwhile can't we look the other way.
This one is disputed; I'm going with "Saying meanwhile..." since that's what most lyric sites say.
"Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saying 'meanwhile can't we look the other way?'
Original Lyrics:
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
"Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saying please, why can't we look the other way?
Original Lyrics:
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
"Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Hague is on fire.
Original Lyrics:
But hey, who's on trial?
"Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hangers on trial.
Original Lyrics:
But hey who's on trial?
"Evil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're weightless, you are retarded.
Original Lyrics:
You're weightless, you are exotic.
"Leif Erikson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she doesn't know that I left my turds in the icebox
Original Lyrics:
But she doesn't know that I left my urge in the icebox
"Leif Erikson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chickens with a sentimental side
Should be held with kids' gloves.
Original Lyrics:
She feels that my sentimental side
Should be held with kids' gloves.
"Leif Erikson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like ketchup on my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Helps me catch up on my mime.
"Leif Erikson" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lovesick banana.
Original Lyrics:
My love's subliminal.
"Length of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Commasalation, sweet Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Combat salacious removal
"Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I'm opium
Original Lyrics:
That's why I hold you
"NYC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew your cares.
Original Lyrics:
New York cares.
"NYC" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
New York kids
Original Lyrics:
New York cares.
"Narc" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a lonely sound
Original Lyrics:
She's found a lonely salve
"Narc" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You should be on MySpace.
Original Lyrics:
You should be in my space.
"Next Exit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna drag this shit around
Original Lyrics:
Gonna track this shit around
"Obstacle 1" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing
Original Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she can read, she can read
"Obstacle 1" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she's black.
Original Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she's bad.
"Obstacle 1" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She can't read, she can't read, she can't read
She's blind, oh, she's blind.
Original Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she can read
She's bad, oh, she's bad.
"Obstacle 1" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She puts the waste in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
She puts the weights in my heart.
"Obstacle 1" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Three packs a day
Original Lyrics:
She packs it away.
"Obstacle 1" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Three packs a day
Original Lyrics:
She packs it away.
"Obstacle 1" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing, she's bad
Original Lyrics:
She can read, she can read, she's bad.
"PDA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep tight, brim right
We have two hundred couches.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep tight, dream right
We have two hundred couches.
"Pace Is The Trick"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't hold, a candle.
Original Lyrics:
You don't hold, I can't go on.
"Pioneer to the Falls"
Misheard Lyrics:
That the soil can take
Original Lyrics:
That the soul can take
"Precipitate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daphne, when you find me
Let the blood dry and come and lie with me.
Original Lyrics:
Daphne, when you find me
Let the blood drive and come alive with me.
"Roland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But they caught him in his skivvies in a public place
That is what we had feared.
Original Lyrics:
But they caught him with his case in a public place
That is what we had feared.
"Roland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roland is a butcher back in '69.
Original Lyrics:
My friend is a butcher he has sixteen knives.
"Say Hello To Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't control what's in me
It swells up when you step into my a** face.
Original Lyrics:
I can't control the part of me
That swells up when you move into my airspace.
"Say Hello To Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move into my a**face.
Original Lyrics:
Move into my airspace.
"Say Hello To Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, please die
I'm marrying my lover, not you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, each night
I bury my love around you.
"Say Hello To Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo, Harry's so pretty and red.
Original Lyrics:
Your hair is so pretty and red.
"Slow Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comes raining from a hatless clown
Original Lyrics:
Comes raining from a hapless cloud
"Slow Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Diss the pain in a violent place.
Original Lyrics:
Dissipate in a violet place.
"Slow Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat pies, with no hands.
Original Lyrics:
We spies, we slow hands.
"Slow Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to pole dance with some stars.
Original Lyrics:
I watched a pole dance of the stars.
"Slow Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I watch the Paul Banks of the star.
Original Lyrics:
I watched a pole dance of the stars.
"Slow Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We fight, yeah yeah, we slow hands
Original Lyrics:
We spies, yeah yeah we slow hands
"Take You On A Cruise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is like a broken watch.
Original Lyrics:
I'm timeless like a broken watch.
"Take You on a Cruise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is like a broken watch
Original Lyrics:
I'm timeless like a broken watch

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