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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Incubus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 176 misheard song lyrics for Incubus on amIright currently.

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"11 AM" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think that I would be up
But my bedsheet's shamed to hear the choices I made.
Original Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
"11 AM" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think that I would be up
But my bedsheet's show to you the choices that I made.
Original Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
"A Certain Shade of Green" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A perfect constellation
Original Lyrics:
A private consolation
"A Certain Shade of Green" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you masturbate you choose lives.
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you procrastinate you choose last.
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ill?
Original Lyrics:
Are you in?
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you there
Original Lyrics:
Are you in
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so much better when everyone is Ed
Are you Ed?
Original Lyrics:
It's so much better when everyone is in
Are you in?
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so much better when everyone isn't arguing.
Original Lyrics:
It's so much better when everyone is in... Are you in?
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so much easier when Steven Green is in that shirt.
Original Lyrics:
It's so much easier when sea foam green is in fashion.
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so much easier
When sea phone green is in for sure.
Original Lyrics:
It's so much easier
When sea foam green is in fashion.
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
R-U-N
or
When everyone is in our U.N.
Original Lyrics:
When everyone is in, are you in?
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When sea foam green is in
Original Lyrics:
When sea foam green is in fashion
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When seafoam green is in fat s***.
Original Lyrics:
When seafoam green is in fashion.
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When seafoam green is in the shell
Original Lyrics:
When seafoam green is in fashion
"Blood On The Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's blood in my mouth, b*tch
Well I don't f*** around.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause blood in my mouth beats
Blood on the ground.
"Blood On The Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's blood in my mouthpiece, oh, f*** me now!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground.
"Blood On The Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's blood on my mouth beats 'lord don't f*** around'.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground.
"Blood On The Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's blood on my mouth, beach so don't f*** around
Original Lyrics:
'cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground
"Certain Shade Of Green"
Misheard Lyrics:
Accept the traitor, yeah
Think I'm going crazy, watchin' as you constipate.
Original Lyrics:
A certain shade of green
I think I grew a grey watching you procrastinate.
"Certain Shade Of Green"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I grew a gray watching you break glass certainly.
Original Lyrics:
I think I grew a gray watching you procrastinate.
"Circles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you standing on my head lice (plink plink plink)
Original Lyrics:
I saw you standing in my headlight (blink blink blink)
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And hold my overdrive?
Original Lyrics:
And hold my own and drive?
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How much I let the beer take the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
How much I let the fear take the wheel.
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Tiffany before
Original Lyrics:
It's driven me before
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems to be Vera Wang
Original Lyrics:
Seems to have a vague
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems to have a way.
Original Lyrics:
Seems to have a vague.
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if I decide to wait for my chance to be one of the high...
Original Lyrics:
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive...
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With broken arms and open eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes.
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open thighs
Original Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings,
she'll be there with open arms, and open legs
Original Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With broken arms and broken ice, yeah
Original Lyrics:
With open arms and open eyes, yeah
"Favorite Things" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me the youngster
Original Lyrics:
Me the young sponge
"Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I cramp your style?
Original Lyrics:
Did I crack your shell?
"Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or did I crack yourself?
Original Lyrics:
Or did I crack your shell?
"Here In My Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is a fern
Here in my room.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is a verb
Here in my room.
"Here In My Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is a verve here in my room.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is a verb here in my room.
"Here In My Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is a virtute in my room.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is a verb here in my room.
"Hilikus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe they should of had to go to K-Mart for it, go!
Original Lyrics:
Maybe they should have had to dedicate more to it, go!
"Hilikus"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I took a walk outside with my new found friend and my Dawa-chubab.
Original Lyrics:
So I took a walk outside with my new found friend and my knowledge imbibe
"Hilikus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to be Hannakahs
So good to be Hannakahs.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to be hilikus
So good to be hilikus.
"I Miss You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'll see you again
What the f***, or soon?
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
"Idiot Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a message for all those who think that they can etch his words and suck my d***.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a message for all those who think that they can etch his words inside my brain.
"Just A Phase" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Iron bottle,
Fizzy water
Original Lyrics:
I am bottled,
Fizzy water
"Just a Phase" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fizzy water, had your daughter
Original Lyrics:
I am bottled, fizzy water
"Leech"
Misheard Lyrics:
The reign's over.
or
The rain's over.
Original Lyrics:
The ride's over.
"Made For TV Movie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm conceited.
Original Lyrics:
I can see now.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
An principle alone
Original Lyrics:
On principle alone
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you know Jesus?
Original Lyrics:
You're no Jesus.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God knows Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
You're no Jesus.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta know Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***in' innocent.
Original Lyrics:
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***in' Elvis.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Maker
Original Lyrics:
Hey megalomaniac
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey maker! Romania
Counting on Jesus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a getaway
Washed up, and deny yourself
Baby, I'd step down! Step down! step down!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus!
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, baby
And step down! Step down! Step down!
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Man of Romania
You're no Jesus
You're no f***ing anything
Wash your hands clean (for yourself)
Mania
Step down
Step down.
Original Lyrics:
Hey megalomaniac
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean (or yourself)
Maniac
Step down
Step down.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mayor!
Well, maybe I got no Jesus
Yeah you're no f***ing anarchist!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus!
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, maker! Romania
Counting on Jesus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a getaway
Washed up, and deny yourself
Baby, I'd step down!
Step down! Step down!
Original Lyrics:
Hey megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, baby
And step down!
Step down! Step down!
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Prince of Boldilon.
Original Lyrics:
An principle alone
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make up well maybe
I got no Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, megalomaniac
You're no Jesus.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swanson, next you know yourself, maniac.
Original Lyrics:
Special, as you know yourself, maniac.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was never meant to be a hole-in-one.
Original Lyrics:
There was never meant to be only one.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're no 'N Sync.
Original Lyrics:
You're no answer.
"Meglamaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're no Jesus, your no f***ing Allah.
Original Lyrics:
You're no Jesus, your no f***ing Elvis.
"Mexico" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the neck strain New Mexico
Original Lyrics:
On the next train to Mexico
"Nice To Know You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A busted shield clearly sees the world full of trees.
or
A bastard shield clearly sees the world full of trees.
Original Lyrics:
Blessed she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
"Nice To Know You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And zone on, it's hard for me to specify.
Original Lyrics:
In so long, it's hard for me to specify.
"Nice To Know You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better than watching Killer bending silver spoons.
Original Lyrics:
Better than watching Geller bending silver spoons.
(Uri) Geller was a famous magician.
"Nice To Know You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better than watching Sellers bending silver spoons
Deeper than the deepest Clouseau would ever go.
Original Lyrics:
Better than watching Geller bending silver spoons
Deeper than the deepest Cousteau would ever go.
"Nice To Know You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the waking lamb
Original Lyrics:
Like the waking limb
"Nowhere Fast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I am thirty-two, to where I'm going.
Original Lyrics:
Will I ever get to, to where I'm going?
"Oil and Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
U N I R
Original Lyrics:
You and I are
"Out From Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get our from under pressure, bless this evil sky.
Original Lyrics:
Get out from under precipice and see the sky.
"Out From Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out from under pressure, piss and see the sky
Original Lyrics:
Get out from under precipice and see the sky
"Out From Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out from under pressure
P*** and see the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Get out from under
Precipice and see the sky.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause lately I've been thinking of your musty kitchen as a welcomed vacation
Original Lyrics:
'Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn in me while I burn.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart on me while I burp.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart on me while I burst into flames
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart on me, while I burst into flames
Fart on me.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me, while I burst into flames
Pardon me.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world and people smiling caves.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world and people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world
And those people smiling in caves.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world
And people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being fruity.
Original Lyrics:
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monkey meat while I turn, into trains
I've had enough of this girl and her steeple's mindless wangs
so monkey meat while I turn,
I'll never eat the stains.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst, into flames
I've had enough of this world, and it's peoples mindless games,
so pardon me while I burn
I'll never be the same
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me that I like birds into flames.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burn into flames
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burp...
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst...
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burp
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burn
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames
Pardon I from the world
Original Lyrics:
Pardon while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me wide eyed bird
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me, you were my first
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Part in me.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Part of me, wow I burst into flame
I've had enough of the sperm
And its peephole's midless shames.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me, while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world
And its people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Potted meat while I buuuurst into flames.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Potted meat, potted meat
Will it ever taste the same?
or
Pardon me, pardon me
Will it ever be the same?
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me, pardon me
I'll never be the same.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Potted meat
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pardon me while I piss into your face
Original Lyrics:
So pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pot in me while I burst into flames
Original Lyrics:
So pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pistola" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, my p**** a pistola.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, my pen is a Pistola.
"Pistola" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Aunt Betty's a Pistola.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, my pen is a Pistola.
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before the picture we painted, Jesus
Respect yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Before the picture we painted chews us up
And spits us out.
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Psynchopated black and white
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of painting black and white
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick of mumbling to myself
saying you're on a mission
Original Lyrics:
Sick of limiting myself
to fit your definition
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll sip your lemonade myself
To fit your definition.
Original Lyrics:
So sick of limiting myself
To fit your definition.
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So stick a lemon in myself
To the old evolution.
Original Lyrics:
So sick of limiting myself
To fit your definition.
"Sick Sad Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me here in my still complaining sick, sad little world.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me here in my stark, raving, sick, sad little world.
"Sick Sad Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Start craving sex my little one.
Original Lyrics:
Stark raving sick sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Star crazy sick, sad little world.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Stop raining zig-zag little world.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Star-craving, sick, sad little world.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Six sad little words
Original Lyrics:
Sick, sad little world
"Southern Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And are the options all outdoors?
Original Lyrics:
And are there locks on our doors?
"Southern Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an unidentified rarity.
Original Lyrics:
You're a bona fide rarity.
"Speak Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ignore the bastard, speak free!
Original Lyrics:
Ignore the past and, speak free!
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Busted!
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, you're too wet
To make me feel like I do.
Original Lyrics:
How do you do it?
Make me feel like I do.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How dueway
Original Lyrics:
How do you do it?
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Howdy Doody makes me feel like I do.
Howdy Doody is better than I ever knew.
Original Lyrics:
How do you do it? Make me feel like I do.
How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're a fan of pants
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid of heights
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're a friend of Hank's
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid of heights
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid to fight
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid of heights
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold you close
If you're afraid to fly
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold your clothes
If you're afraid of whites.
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
La Stellar
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost and alone
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in life
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lust and learn
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lust and love
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me in cyberspace
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of bytes.
or
Meet me in outer space
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of bites.
Original Lyrics:
Meet me in outer space
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night,
watch the earth come up
I will gladly smash your face
Original Lyrics:
Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night,
watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock steady.
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roxanne
Original Lyrics:
You are Stellar
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roxanne
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
According to held notes.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roxanne
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roxanne
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch stealing
Watch stellar
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar
You are stellar
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could star in our own game
Original Lyrics:
We could start again
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could start a band.
Original Lyrics:
We could start again.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could start a band.
Original Lyrics:
We could start again.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We could start a gang
Original Lyrics:
We could start again
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are a stripper.
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are similar.
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a sailor
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar
"Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Panty grabbers
Original Lyrics:
Anti-gravity
"Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I called you in the tinky phone,
We rendezvous a quarter-to and I shower alone.
Original Lyrics:
So I called you on the tin can phone.
We rendezvous a quarter-to and make sure we're alone.
"Summer Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I call you on the tink and bone.
Original Lyrics:
So I call you on the tin can phone.
"Summer Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shower alone.
Original Lyrics:
And we make sure we're alone.
"Talk Shows On Mute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come one, come all
To knight this aging fork.
Original Lyrics:
Come one, come all
To 1984.
"Talk Shows On Mute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Light scared a transsexual
or
Like scanned a transsexual
Original Lyrics:
Lights, camera, transaction
"Talk Shows On Mute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your mouth with Bud Light.
Original Lyrics:
Wash 'em out with buzzing lights.
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And leave in my wake a trail of beer
Original Lyrics:
And leave in my wake a trail of fear
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Experience the warmth
Before you go 'Oooooh!'
Original Lyrics:
Experience the warmth
Before you grow old.
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everyone here is fat, f**ked up and cold
Original Lyrics:
Not everyone here is that f**ked up and cold
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everyone here is fat, f**ked up and old.
Original Lyrics:
Not everyone here is that f**ked up and cold.
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everyone here is fat, forked and cold.
Original Lyrics:
Not everyone here is that f**ked up and cold.
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everyone here is sad, f***ed up and cold.
Original Lyrics:
Not everyone here is that f***ed up and cold.
"Turning Japanese (cover)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kiss the ceiling when there's nothing else to do.
Original Lyrics:
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do.
"Under My Umbrella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These eyes are naturalized
These eyes are not the color that
That balanced-shag me
Original Lyrics:
These eyes are not you eyes
and these eyes are not the color that
your arid eyes might be
"Under My Umbrella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Don't trivialize my pain.
or
These eyes are not the color eyes
that could minimize my pain.
Original Lyrics:
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Your arid eyes might be.
"Under My Umbrella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Your real eyes might be.
Original Lyrics:
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Could minimize my pain.
"Under My Umbrella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is why I'd rather be blind
Original Lyrics:
If this is sight, I'd rather be blind
"Vitamin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stare at me like I am Spider Man.
Original Lyrics:
You stare at me like I'm a vitamin.
"Vitamin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stare at me like I'm the fireman.
Original Lyrics:
You stare at me like I'm a vitamin.
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bat your eyes girl
The other way, now
Count your blessings
The dude's a stranger!
Original Lyrics:
Bat your eyes girl
Be otherworldly
Count your blessings
Seduce a stranger.
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She called out the morning, morning.
Original Lyrics:
She called out a warning, warning.
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knew that her life had pasteurized
Original Lyrics:
She knew that her life had passed her by
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Understanding we'll make millions writing books on the way it should have been.
Original Lyrics:
Those left standing will make millions writing books on the way it should have been.
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's so wrong with being heavy?
Original Lyrics:
What's so wrong with being happy?
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in this moment, I'm Alpaca.
Original Lyrics:
And in this moment, I am happy.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my answer is the Indian saying.
Original Lyrics:
But my hands are busy in the air.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had beer
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you were hair.
or
I wish you were queer.
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm counting UFO's
I signal them with my ladder.
Original Lyrics:
I'm counting UFO's
I signal them with my lighter.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm counting UFOs
I signal them with my ladder
Original Lyrics:
I'm counting UFOs
I signal them with my lighter
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I should always care,
but my anthem is the end the end is near
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air saying:
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sky resembles a black lit canopy with holes punched in it
I'm gunning UFO's Signal them with my Letters
Original Lyrics:
The sky resembles a back lit canopy
With holes punched in it
I'm counting UFOs I signal them with my lighter
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should always care
But my hands are busy in the alley.
Original Lyrics:
The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world's a rollercoaster
And I am not trapped in
Maybe I should kill myself
But an insane hole takes me in there, yeeah.
Original Lyrics:
The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air.
"You Will Be A Hot Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet he'd like to have a little encouragement from the opposite
Gonads slide on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
I bet he'd like to have a little encouragement from the opposite
Come that side of the floor.

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