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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> H -> Hozier

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hozier that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 25 misheard song lyrics for Hozier on amIright currently.

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"Someone New"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I fall in love with a little old, little lady, every day with someone new.
Original Lyrics:
And so I fall in love just a little, oh a little bit every day with someone new.
"Take Me To Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to church I fly like a dog and tryin get by I tell you my sins so you can go shopping tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your kn
"Take Me To Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to church I will worship like a dog in the sun of the light I will give u my shins sharpen ur knife.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
"Take Me To Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to your Shower like a dog on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was like a dog in the shine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathly stare
Good God, let me give you my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathly stare
Good God, let me give you my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll live like a garden. SATURDAY NIGHT
I'll tell me your sins so you can show me the light
I'll believe in everything that you tell me
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll warship like a dog in the sovereignty lights
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog in the Saturday light.
I'll tell you my sins, so you can show me your knife.
I believe that Debra's hair is so gone
Won't you give me my light?
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog in the shine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can shove in your knife
I believe that destiny's a good guard
Let me give you my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog in the sign of your life
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless never good girl
Let me give you my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog on a Saturday night I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife Offer me that death, more death Good God, let me give you my lies
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll worship you like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good dog, let me give you my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll worship your god on a Saturday night
I'll tailor my senses in the shower tonight
I believe that death is dead
Good God, let me give you my life
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm workin' like a dog on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lover's got a tumour,
And I giggled in her funeral
Original Lyrics:
My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lover's got humour
She used to giggle at a funeral
Original Lyrics:
My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lover's not a human
She used to giggle at her funeral
To everybody's disapproval
Original Lyrics:
My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lover's not human
Used to giggle at a funeral
To everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner
Original Lyrics:
My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner
tbh I prefer the middle two lines that I heard over the real ones.
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Masters or Kings
When the Ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
And the madness is soiled: My bed set end the scene
Only then I am Human
Only then I am Clean
Original Lyrics:
No Masters or Kings
When the Ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am Human
Only then I am Clean
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to church
I'll whoop you like a dog on a Saturday night
I'll beat ya real bad make you sharpen your knife
You ain't Gettin the best of me
it's my countrified destiny!
Original Lyrics:
Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog on the shrine of your lies.
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
It's my countryfried destiny!
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to church I worship like a dog every Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Take me to church and I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to church and I'll shoot you like a dog on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Take me to church and I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to church and I'll worship like a dog on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
Take me to church and I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
"Take Me to Church"
Misheard Lyrics:
ill worship like a dog at your shrine in the night
ill tell you my sins so you can use your knife
offer me that dreadful breath
good god, give her some light
Original Lyrics:
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light
I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

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